SFC-Lawndart Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Vette cracks me up. Great, I got a Sith Lord as a friend. Guess no one's gonna pick on me at school. Yep, this place is creepy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pangwl Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Kira Carsen: "Have you seen what the Sith are wearing? It's like every fashion designer in the galaxy went over to the dark side." THISSS +1 and we wonder why Imps equip looks way better than Rep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caelian_MacKay Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 "Blizz likes boss' new game! Kaboom!" although it looses some of its charm in translation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elladan Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Yes, Kaliyo all the way: "Last wedding I was at? Black dress, heels, groom looked fantastic but I looked better... slipped on that ring and ran." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiffyEQ Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 I was running away from a mob and forgot to put Talos on Passive, he was getting his butt kicked and just before he died, he said in a desperate voice ' I don't want to die!' that made me lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrakudah Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 "Now you're dumb, ugly,....and dead." -Corso Riggs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zarrot Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Vette (when inquiring about an incestuous threesome) : Creepy sith soundtrack set to mute. or something to that effect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TziganeNZ Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Kira "Feel my Force!" and "Eat lightsaber, jerk!" Guss "I heal you with Jedi power!" (yeah, right lol) Kaliyo "Hey ugly! Give you 20 credits to lick my feet. He'll go for it - spot me 20 creds?" And anything that M1-4X says - especially when he threw the Ambassador out the window...had me in total fits. So many really good ones to choose from... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarka Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 (edited) Kaliyo has some of the best lines in cut scenes, but the worst commentary during combat. I found that her constant "dibs on the head" scream starts to get annoying by the time I got to Tatooine. However, the prize for having such an amusing situational gag, has to go to Khem Val and his "feminine side". Edited March 2, 2012 by Tarka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bahdasz Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Everything that Gault says makes me chuckle. Eh, about time, I need a drink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ptwonline Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 This thread makes me sad. So many companion lines are situational (planets/places) but since you often use just 1 companion for long lengths of time, you miss out on a lot of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kubernetic Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 (edited) M1 is indeed hilarious. I love how he shouts "For the Republic!" just before he lassos some guy, drags him over, picks him up and sets him on fire. And I hadn't played a Smuggler in a while, but Corso cracked me up with this one: "Now you're dumb, ugly, AND dead!" Edited March 2, 2012 by Kubernetic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaggedOne Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Lizard-man Q. Fess: "Ugh, skin itchy...perhaps moult coming", or something close to that...cracked me up first time I heard it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewatcheruatu Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 I haven't seen all of the companions yet by any means, but of the ones I've got, I kind of like Kaliyo's lines. "Come on out! I'll show you my gun." And other taunts in that vein. It's the combination of voice acting and the lines, themselves, which make them so funny. She's a tough chick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azumio Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Maybe not right word for word, but basically: Doc "I keep getting offers to come work for different Hospitals.. but I keep telling the Doctors... NO, I LOVE GETTING SHOT AT!!" The way he screams the last part had me dying. Doc is funny as hell overall. Reminds of me Cedrax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaseVilliN Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 I found that her constant "dibs on the head" scream starts to get annoying by the time I got to Tatooine. I found it immediately annoying and switched her out as soon as I got the next companion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirRobin Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Mako: "That was sweet, in a complete and total lie kind of way." ROFLMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andryah Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 (edited) Vette: Towers ought to be towering. I approve. lol... yeah, just about everything Vette says is a crack up. She's very entertaining. Plus she loves to throw grenades and I love seeing the craters well up under the mobs feet. Edited March 2, 2012 by Andryah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mashy Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Torian: "Toast!" ^^This. Not because it's at all funny but the way he says it just creeps me out something fierce! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PostalTwinkie Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 I would say Kaliyo is a strong contender for first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futuredami Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Vette: Towers ought to be towering. I approve. That is the most staggeringly unfunny filler-line I have heard. Standard "HEY I AM VETTE AND I HAVE TO KEEP TALKING EVEN WHEN I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY YAP YAP YAP LOOK HOW CLEVER I AM" No self respecting sith would put up with her crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassaa Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 I can't believe nobody mentioned Khem Val's (written) line about his poker face. I can't recall the name of the game in the cantina. I laughed pretty hard the first time I read it. Someone I'm sure will come up with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talahar Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 (edited) I can't believe nobody mentioned Khem Val's (written) line about his poker face. I can't recall the name of the game in the cantina. I laughed pretty hard the first time I read it. Someone I'm sure will come up with it. "I have a great Sabacc face. That was a lie. I don't like Sabacc." (something like that) Khem says that when you enter the cantina in Mos Ila on Tattooine. The dashade is fun... Edited March 2, 2012 by Talahar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediKier Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 Seargant Rusk: "Another successful suicide mission." Every time he says this I LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chronic Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 ^^This. Not because it's at all funny but the way he says it just creeps me out something fierce! its his personal version of "pwnd" tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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