Karkais Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 (edited) Just found out that I cant restrict search to this thread only.. oh well, I apologize if these have been said before: After Jedi knight has gotten her ship: Kira Carsen: "So whats my job aboard this ship?" JK: "Pick something" Kira Carsen: "Reprogram the ship to call me master? Done." Also on Coruscant, the scene where Kira pretended she could read minds was absolutely hilarious. Too bad I cant remember the exact lines. "Time to kiss the curb, fatso." - My bounty hunter, in Alderaan "I'm downloading the manual!" - Mako, in space combat Edited April 6, 2012 by Karkais Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RastaMonkeyXD Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 SI on balmorra : republic scientist : sending a sith seems a bit overkill , nevermind . so are you kill me now or torture me first . Inquisitor : thanks for reminding me (lightning in yo face) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SW on korriban : Jailer : one more chirp from you little birdy ... Vette : chirp chirp jailer : (zaps) vette : i can do other animals frog dog , kowakan monkey lizard -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SW on Nar Shaadaa : exchange member : come on boys lets flex our muscles . Warrior : muscles don't tend to flex so well when they're flayed off the bone . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Solrac Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 "I've found a strong drink always lights a fire in a man's soul." My Sorc. is more like me than I thought lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JacenHallis Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 The reporter on Ord Mantell is a font of stereotypical reporter lines, but these two count as my favorites: "Fantastic! Good to see someone with the complete lack of scruples needed to protect justice and freedom in the Republic!" "It's footage like this that makes all the fighting and death worth it, you know?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenovan Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Torian doesn't talk much, and when he does, it's generally in a laid-back tone, so I think he doesn't give people the impression of being witty, but I have to chuckle at the way he rolls with the fem!BH's flirts. Torian: Been watching you fight. You're a great shot. f!BH: You've been watching me all this time, and all you've noticed is my aim? I'm disappointed. Torian: Figured you wouldn't shoot me if I only mentioned your aim. Nice to see a professional at work. Quite the view. f!BH: The view's not too bad from here either. Torian: Glad to oblige. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velaran Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 "I comprehend your meaning." --- Ven'arth, every quest ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhantomMalice Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 This conversation start deep into romance with Kira and I believe it is the one you get right before/after the actual marriage. ----- Kira: When I first met you on Tython, I've always wondered why Master Satele held you with such high regard. Now, I can finally understand. Jedi Knight: You mean Master Satele can't steal me from you? Kira: Please, Master... I can give you more than just a fancy title. Besides, she is old!! ------ I laugh so much when she said that. I mean I always knew Kira had some inferiority complex, but really? Marking Satele Shan as her love rival, really? How I wish BW made an option to confess your JK actually love Master Satele more than Kira. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 (edited) This conversation start deep into romance with Kira and I believe it is the one you get right before/after the actual marriage. ----- Kira: When I first met you on Tython, I've always wondered why Master Satele held you with such high regard. Now, I can finally understand. Jedi Knight: You mean Master Satele can't steal me from you? Kira: Please, Master... I can give you more than just a fancy title. Besides, she is old!! ------ I laugh so much when she said that. I mean I always knew Kira had some inferiority complex, but really? Marking Satele Shan as her love rival, really? How I wish BW made an option to confess your JK actually love Master Satele more than Kira. Kira's never heard of that old Oak Ridge Boys song, either. That, and in all honesty, Satele STILL has a rockin' bod on her! I just wish there'd been a reply like "Well, she's still gorgeous" -1500 Affection with Kira, but so worth it! Edited April 9, 2012 by Captain_Zone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaisernick Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 "I have a confession to make... My qualifications as a medical doctor have.... lapsed." -Dr. Lokin when I accidentally clicked on him while trying to loot some bodies. yeah i liked that bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilikaa Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 My Shadow to the Esseless bridge crew "WOW! There's useless, then there's you people." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Vicente Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Republic ensign: ALRIGHT! My dad's an Imperial Spy Republic Officer: Say that again? Louder, so we can all hear Sith Warrior: All he said was, "I'm ready to die now." And later: Ensign: You don't need to kill me, I'm like a steel trap, I won't reveal my father's secrets, and I don't break to torture Sith Warrior: You must think I'm an idiot. Ensign: Okay, I think you're an idiot. I'll think whatever you want if it gets me out of here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 I already got a similiar thread, it's titled "funniest line in game?" We got a good 42 pages of LOLs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Solrac Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 "Ellis Ruger here. I wish I could help but I'm busy dying right now for a worthless cause."-My Sorc mockingly imitating the leader of Republic guard post Delta on Belsalvis to one of his subordinates via holocall before beheading him on it. I seriously doubt my Sorc will be able to top this. I LOL'd heartily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeffrenBrek Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 "You think you're the only Jedi who's ever fallen? You're one of thousands Revan, and you're more deluded than most" I love the way the male SW says it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Solrac Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 "You think you're the only Jedi who's ever fallen? You're one of thousands Revan, and you're more deluded than most" I love the way the male SW says it. The SW gets to talk crap to Revan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imnotawitch Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Republic ensign: ALRIGHT! My dad's an Imperial Spy Republic Officer: Say that again? Louder, so we can all hear Sith Warrior: All he said was, "I'm ready to die now." And later: Ensign: You don't need to kill me, I'm like a steel trap, I won't reveal my father's secrets, and I don't break to torture Sith Warrior: You must think I'm an idiot. Ensign: Okay, I think you're an idiot. I'll think whatever you want if it gets me out of here That poor little ensign. Even the LS quest for him broke my heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Vicente Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 The SW gets to talk crap to Revan? All Imperials do. The SW just has a better voice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Solrac Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 All Imperials do. The SW just has a better voice It's a FP, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guildrum Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 It's a FP, right? Foundry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Solrac Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Foundry. I gotta finish those.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likewater Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 My Jedi Consular chapter 1, your hunting down a crazed Jedi master. And he trolls you by bragging about banging your master Yuan Par. I froze for about 30 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlonsDeKikker Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 On the Jedi knight story Kira carsen to me "You're already a shoe-in for Jedi of the year" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harlequintwo Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 My Jedi Consular chapter 1, your hunting down a crazed Jedi master. And he trolls you by bragging about banging your master Yuan Par. I froze for about 30 seconds. My reaction "Lol!... Wait, what?!" And then I sent him off to the Hutts As for my favourites: [After giving cult to Lord Paladius] Rogue Cultist: You can't do this! We had Darth Zash's word! Inquisitor: I have no further use for you. [slams him onto the wall] The complete calmness of the action just made it for me. I also ended up shocking the other rogue into submission, which was just gravy as I'd only just slept with her. She even said "But.. I though we-" before Paladius cut her off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xeta Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 You could be the Queen of Naboo for all I care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BodyThetanMan Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Black Talon Hard Mode. Yadira Ban: "Facing a Sith in combat is my last trial before becoming a Jedi."Sith Inquisitor: "Your master sent you? Funny, my master tried to kill me, too." Best. Burn. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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