Karkais Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 "If I die, Im going to be very angry!" - Dark side Jaesa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 When the SI is on Tatooine and you're leaving Zaroshe Outpost to head into the Dune Sea, Khem Val comes out with quite possibly the best line in the entire game. "We could destroy this place and nobody would notice." Summed up my feelings about Tatooine perfectly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupremeLegate Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 "If I die, Im going to be very angry!" - Dark side Jaesa Actually it's "I'm going to be very angry if I die" and I just love the way she says it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaisernick Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 random line form kira "you think if you mesh tatooine and hoth youde get a planet with some decent weather" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImmortalAlien Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 "I have never, nor shall I ever be, your slave." - Sith Warrior to Darth Baras Loved the line considering it worked well for my character's RP backstory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupremeLegate Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Just heard this one from my BH, in regards to finding the Panteer Crown "I'll do this, but don't tell me I can't wear that fancy hat until I hand it over." And a repeated one from Gault "Thank you, thank you. I'll be signing autographs after the smoke clears." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 On Republic Side Taris, during the final bonus mission briefing from SGT Mack: "These lazy slugs call themselves 'mercenaries', but they seem to have developed a sudden allergic reaction to getting paid." I lol'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazednconfuzed Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Sith Warrior on the first mission on Alderaan... "You are an inbecile." *Activates shock collar* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MishraArtificer Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Just got far enough in Jorgan's companion quest to hear this bit of awesomesauce... "There. If Zane manages to one-up General Garza, I'll eat my rifle." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMasterYuvan Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 "So I hear you'll be relieving me of this Twi'lek. She's a pain in the neck." "Heh! Who's the pain in the neck? I'm the one wearing a shock collar." "Heh. Consider that a going-away present, Twi'lek. Seems you'll be useful for somthing after all." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlippinFlapJack Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 This one has stuck with me for a couple of days now, from the Sith Inquisitor. The SW might say it to as it is not a class quest: On Blamora, there is a dude whose wife is sleeping with a guy who stole so top secret stuff. He opens up the conversation with the inquisitor with something to the effect of "finally, my problems are solved" To which the inquisitor replies: Very few people look at a Sith and see and end to their problems. So classic, its like 'yeah, I ruin lives for a living and I am proud of it' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harlequintwo Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 (edited) On SI, it turns out I need a sensor chip from my cult on Nar Shaddaa. Paladius informs me that he's getting some hassle from 'The Three' who're interrupting the chip business. I eventually track them down. The Three: We will give you your chip, in return for your cult. Inquisitor: [Force Persuade] You will give me the chip, and join my cult. The Three: Here, take the chip. We also request to join your cult. You won't regret it! Inquisior: I wish I'd thought of it myself. Had a proper LOL. Edited May 17, 2012 by Harlequintwo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenovan Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 (edited) also on Dromund Kaas in Lord Grathans Estate if you chose to download the plans for the turrets for the Imperials: PO-12: If you insist on it, there's nothing I can do. After all, I'm not programmed for combat. But if it were up to me, organic species would not be allowed to do such horrible things to each other. Me: We just pretend our enemies are droids. PO-12: Oh my! I think if I had a stomach I would be sick right now. Ooh, I forgot about that droid. XD He has another great line in that conversation, something like, "I am programmed with 100 languages, and in not one of them are the words 'on fire' a good thing when describing a person!!" Edited May 17, 2012 by Jenovan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarSquirrel Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 JK Story Orgus- If that thing eats us, you're fired. BH story Jedi attempts mind trick, Kandosii *waves hand* -" you will realize what an idiot you are" and (not my video) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamthehoyden Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Mako's response upon being revived: "It's not funny." Sooooo funny.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazednconfuzed Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 On SI, it turns out I need a sensor chip from my cult on Nar Shaddaa. Paladius informs me that he's getting some hassle from 'The Three' who're interrupting the chip business. I eventually track them down. The Three: We will give you your chip, in return for your cult. Inquisitor: [Force Persuade] You will give me the chip, and join my cult. The Three: Here, take the chip. We also request to join your cult. You won't regret it! Inquisior: I wish I'd thought of it myself. Had a proper LOL. Yeah, I loved this one too, especially after all the bargaining and whatnot they tried to pull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenovan Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 (edited) I glanced back, and I was surprised that this wasn't here already. (Or that I hadn't posted it already! XD) BH end of Chapter 1, on the Aurora. Easily the most satisfying conversation in that mission for me, if not in all of Chapter 1. Not humorous, just awesome. Tarro Blood: Come on, surprise me. Open the door and face me like a warrior. BH: Where's the fun in that? I want to hear you beg. Tarro Blood: Hmph. Figures. You are a lowlife. Fine! I’m begging you! I can’t die like this! Please! Tarro sounds absolutely furious -- but he wants out of that cell so badly. Making that arrogant bastich beg was most excellent. Edited May 18, 2012 by Jenovan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokdron Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 (edited) On SI, it turns out I need a sensor chip from my cult on Nar Shaddaa. Paladius informs me that he's getting some hassle from 'The Three' who're interrupting the chip business. I eventually track them down. The Three: We will give you your chip, in return for your cult. Inquisitor: [Force Persuade] You will give me the chip, and join my cult. The Three: Here, take the chip. We also request to join your cult. You won't regret it! Inquisior: I wish I'd thought of it myself. Had a proper LOL. I blasted each one with lightning until they gave me what I want then I found out they were simple con men. Oh and my favourite line is Empire Characters:I like assassinating assassins they always look so surprised. Edited May 18, 2012 by lokdron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Solrac Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 "What's the going rate for mercy on this planet?"-My Dark Guardian to some ugly alien on Tatooine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZirusZero Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Bowdaar: This place smells like bad luck, and Bantha Sauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orlesian Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Sith Inquisitor: "Actually, I was having this amazing dream. There were these relics, and each of them produced a different flavor of ice cream." Talos Drellik: Hmm. I never get the good dreams. It's always flesh-eating Jawas or Hutts in bikinis. Andronikus Revel: Hutts in bikinis? Sounds like an improvement. I love these guys <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraceandDanger Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Commander Pritch: I must say, my lord, it's been inspiring to watch you work. Sith Warrior: Prostrate yourself somewhere else. I just completely lost it. My female Mara hates people kissing up to her but I definitely wasn't expecting her to come out firing like that. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creror Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 (edited) Aww, I recently began ro record all the epic and funny moments that happens while I'm playing, so I have a bunch load of these ... but, I think it's better I keep the list here small ... ^^ So, here, my top 5, sort of ... 1) Doc on Hoth after getting some more informations about Rusk: "Back on Balmorra I've met a lot of soldiers like Rusk. But somehow these soldiers always ended up as victims of friendly fire." 2) My Jedi Knight on Ilum, after he is sent outside again to take out some landing strips: "Do you know what the temperature is out there? I've got frostbite on my... ... somehwere you really don't want to get frostbite!" 3) My Sith Warrior onboard the Black Talon, after being contacted by Grand Moff Kilran: "Something wrong with the hologram? Or is your face supposed to look like that?" 4) Vette in conversation with my Sith Warrior: Vette: "[tells about her wonderful past with Risha]" SW: "Memories of the best times in life are treasures later in life." Vette: "Who are you and what did you do to the Sith I know?" 5) And last, but not least, a dialogue between a Jawa and a customer on Tatooine, Anchorhead: Customer: "The protocoll droid you sold me yesterday doesn't work properly! His vocabulator broke down after only some words!" Jawa: "Vocabulator not broken: It's feature!" Edited May 21, 2012 by Creror Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Solrac Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 "Time for THIS Jedi to get paid." My Dark Guardian has said this over, & over, & over but still cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imnotawitch Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 Sith Inquisitor: "Actually, I was having this amazing dream. There were these relics, and each of them produced a different flavor of ice cream." Talos Drellik: Hmm. I never get the good dreams. It's always flesh-eating Jawas or Hutts in bikinis. Andronikus Revel: Hutts in bikinis? Sounds like an improvement. I love these guys <3 I've been looking for this line on Youtube to prove to my alliance it exists. Anyone seen it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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