TheBetty Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Imperial Agent in his codescending tone: "You're not going to cry are you?"haha IA= Old Republic Troll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Black Talon Hard Mode. Yadira Ban: "Facing a Sith in combat is my last trial before becoming a Jedi." Sith Inquisitor: "Your master sent you? Funny, my master tried to kill me, too." Best. Burn. Ever. Hmmm. My vote for Best Burn goes to the IA during the planetary storyline on Taris. Thana: I'm the best there is! Agent: Well, I'm deadly AND charming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bustedwolf Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 On Hoth: me (Jedi Knight): A good Jedi, a good soldier, must put aside his emotions to do what's right (or something along those lines) Doc: You should run for the senate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celebrus Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 "I give up, I'll do it." - Annoyed Imperial Agent accepting quest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excen Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Some funny ones from the Inquisitor: Inquisitor: "On a scale from 1 to self-obsessed, I like to think I rate pretty highly." Destris: "Sith! Did you have to kill him?" Inquisitor: "I suppose it could be a matter of opinion." Destris: "...Fair enough." Inquisitor: "There isn't a chance I could be buried on Korriban is there? I hear the tomb of Naga Sadow is vacant." Inquisitor (to Zash): "He killed my apprentices...your apprentices...whatever. I will crush him!" And for some more serious ones; Inquisitor: "There are more ways to be Sith than there are to be Jedi. Some of us are quite sane, and are capable of seeing that this war benefits no one." Inquisitor: "You should know by now I do not allow the Sith to dictate how I live my life. A Sith is the ultimate individual. There are as many different Sith philosophies as there are Sith." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 I believe it's usually the Smuggler that says this line, but the Agent also says it once, with much better delivery near the end of the Class storyline. "I wasn't planning to live forever, anyway. I'm in." Agent says it better, Smuggies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexia-Moi-Voss Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 Darth Baras: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Me: "Nice Lungs you got there" Baras: "Mind your tough or i will cut it out" Vette: "Ok, im officially scared" ------------------------------------------------- Baras: "This republic agent is the key to unlocking the threat we face, i must harnes my rage and frustraition they will lead me to an answer" Me: "*sigh* wake me when you figure it out" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewyG Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 My fav line has always been by Khem Val, right when you tell Zash you will meet her on Dromund Kaas. Inquis:"Khem, what is it you do to force users again?" Khem Val:"I swallow them whole then spit out their bones." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Darth Baras: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Me: "Nice Lungs you got there" Baras: "Mind your tough or i will cut it out" Vette: "Ok, im officially scared" ------------------------------------------------- Baras: "This republic agent is the key to unlocking the threat we face, i must harnes my rage and frustraition they will lead me to an answer" Me: "*sigh* wake me when you figure it out" Loved trolling Baras he gets soo pissed off when you do haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhantomMalice Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Aric Jorgan: For the record, you kiss like most people punch. - After him and female trooper kiss for the first time. Serious question: Will that line by Jorgan work in real life? I never tried it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Darth Baras: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Me: "Nice Lungs you got there" Baras: "Mind your tough or i will cut it out" Vette: "Ok, im officially scared" ------------------------------------------------- Baras: "This republic agent is the key to unlocking the threat we face, i must harnes my rage and frustraition they will lead me to an answer" Me: "*sigh* wake me when you figure it out" Another good lead-in is "Is there some problem here?" for the Baras Epic Facepalm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karkais Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 I just had Vette say this to me and I immediately had to come here and post.. "You are sort of insane, you know that?" -Vette Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthRamette Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Darth Zash in the Cantina talking to Darth Thanaton,"I have had a few drinks but I am pretty certain I haven't murdered anyone tonight." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxetius Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Sith Inquisitor: "Maybe i'm a colicoid." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxetius Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Jedi, "I am prepared to face your kind." Bounty Hunter, "Not well enough." *grabs Jedi, Judo throws her and shoots her in the face* ** ** NO DARKSIDE POINTS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeutschGamer Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 (edited) To be honest some of the most choice dialogue I have seen comes from the Inquisitor, its like a smart a s s troll combined with an insane person combine with Sith to form the oddest combination. "Oh would you look at that Harkun? Good thing I didn't run after all, huh?" "Insane is such a harsh term, I prefer differently rational." "Now now, you don't know if I'll like this or not." "Can Ffon come? We'll have so much fun." *Force shocks prisoner* "AHHHHHH, it hurts it hurts! I'll do anything." "Then sing me a song." "A song..but I don't..what do you.." *Force shocks him again* "Preferably something in a higher register!" Edited April 19, 2012 by DeutschGamer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karkais Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 (edited) Following contains some funny dialog from BH class mission in Nar Shaddaa: Shablath: No! Not there! you blind? Cannons too close to generator! Want another big boom? Put cannons over- Shablath: Hey! Who you? How you get here? BH: Hey, this isn't Gort's Casino! Gorrik: No this not! This important work! Go away now! Shablath: This your only warning! BH: Are you threatening me, little one? Ugmir: Yes! Big threat! You not want to mess with us! We tough bounty hunters! BH: Bounty hunters? Really? Ugmir: We big bounty hunters! We on Big Hunt! Only tough bounty hunters do Big Hunt! BH: It's the Great Hunt, not the Big Hunt. Ugmir: How you know? No one know about the Big- Also my favorite line isn't funny or anything, I just.. like it. Its also been mentioned before. Sith Marauder: "I feel an overwhelming need for bloodshed!" Edited April 19, 2012 by Karkais Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWidowmaker Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 i am going to eat you and pick my teeth with your bones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeutschGamer Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 From my BH: I love assassinating assassins, they always look so surprised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Solrac Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 "I saved the Republic twice. I've defeated the most powerful Mandalorians, Dark Lords. I have been both Jedi & Sith. I have achieved clarity in the Force."-Revan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 "I saved the Republic twice. I've defeated the most powerful Mandalorians, Dark Lords. I have been both Jedi & Sith. I have achieved clarity in the Force."-Revan. Jeff Bennett turned Kyle Katarn into a legend for a reason. His VA as Revan was outstanding, even with the garbage story he had to deal with in the Foundry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Solrac Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Jeff Bennett turned Kyle Katarn into a legend for a reason. His VA as Revan was outstanding, even with the garbage story he had to deal with in the Foundry. Indeed. I loved finally hearing Revan speak, even if it was ranting & talking crap to me lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karkais Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 "Wanna dance with me? I might step on your face." - Lieutenant Pierce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lendarya Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 Khem Val when you first get to Dromund Kaas and meet Darth Skotia Inquisitor: "Khem can you eat him?" Khem Val: "is mostly machine very bad for digestion" End of trooper questline after defeating general rakton A guy from group you save on quesh come up and asks "sir would you like me to take him to the ship?" Trooper: "no need there isnt enough room for this scum" *shoots rakton in the face* on coruscant when you have to "save" nik's girlfriend but find out she left on her own to become a dancer and let her stay and go back to nik nik: "did you find her is she ok? Player: "Sorry there was a freak trash compactor accident... she didnt make it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaintSticks Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 Sith Inquisitor: "Maybe i'm a colicoid." I laughed SO SO hard when i head my SI say this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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