labyrinth Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 Something like: "Never trust a jedi to get anything done. He'll probably contact you when the stars align." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigray Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 The encounter in the galactic market with the three bounty hunters was pretty funny, one of the few times I've LOL'ed at a game ... the two lovers were saying something about maybe not engaging the smuggler in combat, but the third guy scorch says something like "who cares? I'VE GOT A FLAMETHROWER". Just the way that who sequence was delivered, comedy gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morlaak Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 (edited) Not the line itself, but the moment in Lightspring when both the Jedi and Sith tried to use the Mind Trick and then you say something like: "Stop waving your hand, you both look ridiculous ". Actually, the whole conversation is gold. Either that or the first conversation with Akaavi, asking her to tell hello and then "how are you?" It's a bit sad, actually, I sense I'll get bored very fast playing other classes without this conversation options. Edited December 31, 2011 by Morlaak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halkyon Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 I'm redacting my earlier statement after one of the Lightspring threads reminded me of the BEST part of that encounter. Diago: KILL EVERYONE! Underling: But I didn't do anything! Diago: [Awkward Pause] EVERYONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ackdan Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 The dark side choice where you stuff a thermal detonator down a hutt's throat and the oversized worm goes SPLAT, I almost fell off my chair when that happened xD!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OniGanon Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 "Just so we're clear, I kill double-crossers." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corran Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 i did one of the flashpoints on my trooper with a smuggler. i think it was the mandalorian one. anyway when darth malgus popped up on the holo the smuggler won the roll - called him lord mashmouth i immediately rerolled to a smuggler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kheldras Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 *see signature* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rahl_Windsong Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 In that very same golden Lightspring scene after the fight is over she says, "You're not going to go all Sithy on me by just holding that thing are you?" Just an absolute classic Han Solo line if you ask me...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morlaak Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 i did one of the flashpoints on my trooper with a smuggler. i think it was the mandalorian one. anyway when darth malgus popped up on the holo the smuggler won the roll - called him lord mashmouth i immediately rerolled to a smuggler. Oh yes, that was precious too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lankist Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 (edited) I don't remember the specific lines but I do know I have been promised at least a half dozen statues in my honor. Colonel Malcolm, you nerfherding nobody where is my force damned statue Also: "They aren't those Sith that are visibly evil, with like the gray and puffy monster face, are they?" "Uhh, I don't know." Edited December 31, 2011 by Lankist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numdenu Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 Skavak: "Are you making an army out of my ex-girlfriends or something?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizaAllTiedUp Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 "I hope you got blisters all over your pale Sithy feet!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inglorious Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 Taris Quest Turn in: NPC Says, "It's like those creatures devoured all the Jedi and then barfed up the force." Classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronFirewind Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 I can't remember the exact quote but I loved it when you first so space missions and the guy asks you what you want you callsign to be. "I wanna be "Crackerjack!" No wait that sounded better in my head. Wait I want to be "Ace!"" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatespuppet Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 I love my smuggler Pouches. I don't recall exactly what was said, but I was talking to Risha about the next delivery. Risha mentions something and my choice was along the lines of "what's that?" Risha begins to explain and the camera pans back to Pouches to show her with a data pad in hand ignoring her. Risha's says "nevermind". I laughed hysterically for a while and couldn't help giggling days later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebort Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 How about a third option, Go to hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlyJeff Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 So far, the best for me was when she asked for a statue of her if she died. That was in the hammer station dialog I think? I tried to find the exact text, but google failed me. I only regret I wasn't in a group. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fischer_Black Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 I have to add one here: On Taris after lying for lovely miss Thorne to the Rep customs officer (btw glad I did lol, there is no going back on these damn class quests), Risha goes all mad and asks why we did that. Smuggler: I like seeing you upset. It's kind of a hobby. Also, absolute kudos to the voice acting done on the smuggler. Fits perfectly each time! Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daross Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 'Whatever floats your speeder..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halkyon Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 Tatooine was full of gems, Actually, the entire quest series on the planet was just epic. Sith Lady: You know you can't resist me! (paraphrased)Me: I'd rather drink a Hutt's bathwater!Sith Lady: That's... disgusting (grossed out face). Later on she attacks you for this when you're at the manor. Shooting her down again gets you the response, "You must have something seriously wrong in the head." She seems tempting, but watching her flip out over rejection makes it totally worth it. In that same ambush at the manor, is one of the other gems (shortly before you talk to her on the holo, you're dealing with the one minion of the crimelord). I forget the exact wording, but the scene went down something like this: Minion: We're under attack, there's only one thing we can do...*Opens hidey hole to escape and crawls into this cramped little space* Minion: Go on and drive those Sith back! Me: HEY! There's gotta be enough space for at least two of us in there... (Apparently Bowdaar didn't think this was as funny as I did). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SigDal Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 The best one was the one just before the last fight in your class story. Won't post it here because of spoilers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entropicdecay Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 Risha: So what are you going to do when youre rich? Me: Buy myself an army of wookies! *you gain + 60 rep with Bowdaar* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmeyTheSaint Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 To Akaavi Spar: (Flexing his muscles obnoxiously.) Can you put a credit value on me? I thought I was priceless! To the Mon Calamari who joins you: (When flabberghasted that you allowed him): Sure, could use some laughs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emshwiller Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 Pirate doctor on Taris : "No it's true! I swear by my medical license... The real one!" Emshwiller on Red Eclipse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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