Tokosteef Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 (edited) At the 3rd emergency distres call from a jedi when Guss is already at your ship, the female jedi asks you for help and you can reply: "I've had some bad experiences trusting jedi, lately." Que Guss -33 points, who sarcastically retorts: "I already said I was sorry, what do you want, flowers?!" Edited January 7, 2012 by Tokosteef Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boffin Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Here is one of my favorites - if a bit long - from Ord Mantell. Gorry: Come on Foursen. Say it just like I taught you. 4-Sen: The Republic's lackeys will drown in lakes of fire and blood, Master. Death to all who oppose the people's will, Master. G: Hey there. (To Smuggler slicing the Separatist computer) We've had some trouble with the new power relays. I need to check on the computer core. You mind? 4:Master, I detect the presence of several non-functioning humans. Specifically, the bodies over there. Setting alert status red. G: Oh no! Foursen, activate combat protocols! We've got to warn the others! Smuggler: By the stars! Republic troops have invaded our base! (Exagerated gesture of alarm) 4: Master, my sensors detect no evidence of hostile forces. G: But that doesn't make sense... S: When was the last time you calibrated that droid's sensors? G: Not recently enough to take any chances. We need to put the base on alert and rally the men. Here, comrade. If you see any Republic lackeys, use this on them. Let's go Foursen! There's no time to waste! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boffin Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Another one is from Nar Shadda, after fighting your way through the eco-terrorist mercenaries. I can't remember the specifics, but you manage to convince the girl that, no you aren't invading, (despite all the mercs being very dead) but are actually supposed to be there to pick up the 'liberated' animal. Girl: Oh, sorry about the mercenaries. You're supposed to be at this other base. Here are the details. (hands over her datapad) Sorry again. (Smuggler and Corso walk away) Corso: One of these days, Captain, you'll have to tell me how you do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boffin Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 And a third (MAJOR COMPANION PLOT SPOILERS) -As Risha is debating between the Captain and the handsome royal from Dubrillion Smuggler: Sure, he's good looking, sensitive, and rich, but me.... I'm me. Risha: Sorry Duke (whatever his name was) I can't argue with that logic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedEnsign Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Nar Shadda: To the chic on Druggas party boat after you charm her into bed. Paraphrased. Her "that was amazing. I've never done that before" Me: "ha, I don't believe you" If you choose the 1st option you say "Thanks for the thrills baby" and Corso gives you a +120. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amharic Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Risha: "You spend more time deliberately running into prisons than anyone I know..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KryloKillian Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Duel was the best: Jerk: "If you think I wouldn't fight a woman you are sadly mistaken. She isn't even a lady, after all."Bowdaar: "He can't hold a blaster if I rip his arms out."Jerk: "Keep your vile pet in line or I'll have him put in a zoo."Me: "Draw." *shoots him*Jerk: "How dare you! You're mocking the honorable tradition of the duel (or some such). It hasn't even started yet!"Me: "How about now?" *shoots him again* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amharic Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Me: "I'm not going anywhere. Not while your men still have credits to their name. Pazaak anyone?" *looks around* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterRey Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 "girls , girls ... there is plenty off me to go around" ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterRey Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 1 of the corso riggs quests when u tell him that u will find his sister sooner then he can say "something vibroblade" (dont remember the exactly what he said) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterRey Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 "ill get they're attention...even if i have to tell knock-knock jokes" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rkopczak Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Loving my smuggler, and really can't wait for next big expansion, I hope they will continue this personal storytelling, becasue there is still much credit to "earn" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizaAllTiedUp Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 "ill get they're attention...even if i have to tell knock-knock jokes" I got that line last night and just about died. I just loved how seriously my smuggler says it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brugar Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 One of my favorites so far is in one of the later flashpoints: Evil Scientist: "Did you hear that? That is the sound of my pulse cannon destroying a Republic capital ship." Smuggler: "Yeah I've had about enough of that." *shoots controls* Made me feel like a ******. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pocketthesaurus Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 (edited) Merric: You have two options, surrender or be killed. Smuggler: There's a third option - you can go to hell. Edited January 7, 2012 by pocketthesaurus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enako Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 'you say he is very famous. then, if i kill this mandalorian, i am going to be famous' ..... he got scolded after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numdenu Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 This golden collection of lines needs to get back up to the top. Anyway, a very very spoilerific one regarding the Corso romance.... At the end of the romance arc, Corso will actually propose to your character. You have three dialogue options: 1. Yes 2. No 3. Where did THAT come from? I chose number three. Corso is sweet and romantic about the whole thing, but the "awkward/funny moment" music is playing in the background. You can just hear your character going "Errrrr...****, what do I say now?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterRey Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 I know I dont look Chiss. My parents were suprised too:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterRey Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 The republic is a big self-righteous pool of money , and I've got swimming privilieges. almost chocked my self on that 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nbennet Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 Major Cressen: You saved House Organa's mission here. If I had a medal, I'd pin it right on you.Smuggler: Tell you what. Give me some credits and I'll buy one for both of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telyl Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 (edited) Sith : "Soldiers beg with their final breath to perish rather than look upon my face." Smuggler : "I guess 'welcome home', isn't gonna cut it?" Class Quest Portion : Girl : "You were just going to fly away without saying goodbye, weren't you?" Smuggler : "Goodbye. See? I said it." Girl : "Didn't the hours we spent together mean anything to you?" Smuggler : "It's getting so hard to keep track of you girls." Edited January 9, 2012 by Telyl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychojogge Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 This is not a smuggler line sorry, but a companion, the all star guss! so i feel its good enough to be here! The sad sad fishy who belive hes a jedi, just love him Guss voice adds 50% of the fun when he say anything! When you move into Corellia guss will say this: "The force better be with me. I'm too young and Handsome to die on Corellia." "I healed you with Jedi Powers!" Or some of all the other in combat comments, hes just godlike in the chat screen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakkimor Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 Taris, when asked to get infected, I turned down the quest, "Sorry, but the galaxy can only hold so much stupid, and I'm not contibuting" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterRey Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 "Im not a diplomat , but I can stand around and look pretty if u like" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NebulousRex Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 I forget the exact wording, but: Bounty Hunter: "I've specially polished my armor for this occasion." Smuggler: "Well you're just the shiniest bounty hunter I've ever seen." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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