navocky Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 Talk with our trusted wookie about life-bonds:"That sounds like slavery ... or even worse - marriage" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nakoto Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 a bit off topic but has anyone noticed that we were given options on Ord Mantell that very rarely show up anywhere else? We got to lie and bluff on OM but I've only seen it again maybe once or twice. Kinda disappointing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atamosk Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 After being called 'scruffy-looking': "I prefer to think of myself as ruggedly handsome" haha just got that one. loves it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldSkoolFan Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 Mine was accidentally just happened last night on the good ol'l Brotherhood series. I've saved the day. I have Bowdaar as a companion. Woman looks at me and says something like "would it be ridiculous if I closed my eyes and said take me away...." *Suddenly the terrain fades away for a second and the disembodied voice of Risha say in a harsh tone says "Yes"... ...back to the regular map and conversation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RelTanaar Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 NPC: "Wow, you're really good" Smuggler: "You're not the first to notice" Plus all of the other quotes above - smuggler dialogue is the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senty Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 The Esseles: Sith walks in, force chokes a Republic Trooper and skewers him with his lightsaber. Turns to my Jedi party member: Sith: 'Jedi... Finally a worthy challenge.' Me: '... You guys have fun!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senty Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 4:Master, I detect the presence of several non-functioning humans. Specifically, the bodies over there. Setting alert status red. The pointing animation just makes that scene Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterRey Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 Im a loyal citizen of the republic! mostly. the way he said that made me crack so hard lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boffin Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 I don't usually get to clear my name....Of course, I'm usually guilty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boffin Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 (As the Jedi Master explains how to break in to a certain palace) Anything else, of Mistress of Breaking and Entering? JM: Let's just assume that anything Risha knows how to do, I know how to do. Risha: Careful he doesn't take that the wrong way, Sumalee. Keep in mind, this is after I finished the romance sub-plot with Risha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boffin Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 (Guss asks about how the Smuggler end up being a spacer) Can't ask for better, kid. Complete strangers give you credits to have the time of your life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boffin Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 I don't like to brag, but... oh, who am I kidding. I love to brag! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boffin Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 General: The Republic owes you a debt it can never repay. But I'm calling because we need your help again.S: Wait, let me guess: Impossible odds, fate of the galaxy, death at every turn?G: Uh... more or less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boffin Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Guss to Smuggler: Only you could manage to turn taking over the underworld into a good citizenship award! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boffin Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 The Smuggler is off to infiltrate a huge Imperial ship, and contacts the quest giver: I'm heading off to (his) flagship now. Jedi Master: That's the only good news I've heard in weeks. Send me the coordinates, and I'll try to get you some backup. S: I was kind of hoping for "The Republic will take it from here." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SurferJoe Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Now your dumb, ugly, & dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asgorim Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 something along the lines of.. (corso as we enter palace) will you look at this place.. what do we do if we run into a duke or baroness ? take a bow ? curtsay ? wink knowingly ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boffin Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 (Dripping Sarcasm) I'm sure this will go just as smoothly as you say... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boffin Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 (Tech girl spouts off at the mouth about the teleporters on Belsavis) Right... Replicating dimensions and so forth. Of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kai-Darkness Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Being ambushed by Skava's lover, it wasn't my quote but my companions. The Wookie: "She has crazy eyes!" any quote from HIMYM immediately makes that quote brilliant. That whole convo was fantastic though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nahlis Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 "I`ve been shot more times than a family holocamera." That was a particular favorite of mine as well. Absolutely busted up when I heard that, my wife was looking at me like I was nuts. After I showed it to her she went and rolled her own Smuggler. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nahlis Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 (edited) <Duplicate> Edited January 13, 2012 by Nahlis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GalnarDegana Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 I loved the Get Smart reference in the quest Heist of the Millennium, when facing a Imperial soldier:Lieutenant Palinx: <something about if I am going to accomplish this alone>Me: "I've got two dozen heavily armed mercenaries in that ship, with blaster rifles targeted on you. Let me pass, or I give them the signal."Lieutenant Palinx: "Someone like you could never put together that kind of force. You're bluffing."Me: "Would you believe a dozen mercenaries? An intergalactic bank robber and his idiot savant partner?" That one, and the previously mentioned "Well, you are just the shiniest bounty hunter I have ever seen!" are the two greatest lines IMHO. Great thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhudian Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 I'm paraphrasing pretty heavily, but I seem to recall encountering a scene that went something like this: Sith Lord: And now the pieces are all falling into place. Oh, it's all making sense now. This whole desperate plot has unraveled before my eyes: clueless commanders chasing a hopeless cause, never realizing that they simply cannot send their best field agent to target, undermine, and murder me without utterly failing in their diplomatic mission! Smuggler: Not a word of that fantasy has any relation to reality... ... Except the part about me being the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anamelle Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 (edited) Master Sar: "Isn't it a surprise, the Republic and Imperials all bound together. What's wrong? Getting cold? Need to share body heat? Smuggler: "I'll bet you say that to all the heroic spacers." --- White Maw Guard: "You've got ten seconds to scram before I shoot." Smuggler: " All right. Let me count: one... two..." (shoots the guard dead) "I was never good at math." --- Guus: "Did you say "Yes"?" Smuggler: "You remind me of me, kid - uh, without the fins and gills and stuff." Edited January 14, 2012 by Anamelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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