Funniest line in game?

[lil_evil_rozzie]

while not a line exactly - There is part of the jedi consular story line on Belsavis where you are admitted to the psychiatric ward for the dissolutions of being a jedi...loved the way my jedi laughed at that XD

[Anysao]

while not a line exactly - There is part of the jedi consular story line on Belsavis where you are admitted to the psychiatric ward for the dissolutions of being a jedi...loved the way my jedi laughed at that XD

 

Bah ha ha ha ha. I think I might level my Consular now.

[Mufftigg]

One that I just came across last night when my trooper reached Belsavis orbital station.

 

"Okay, I need you to declare all ordnance you're carrying. Blasters, grenades, etc."

"Just put me down for 'all of the above'."

 

I don't care how often that scene has been done in a story, it make me giggle every time.

 

And then there's the moments when lag actually makes something funny. Like when a swarm of enemies suddenly loads around my bounty hunter and I'm fighting/running to stay alive- and all Mako has to say is "Try to be more careful next time".

[Tawreos]

I was on my consular the other night and Theran gets the kill shot on the last mob and the next line out of his mouth is the canned "Did I mention I;m a pacifist" line. It still makes me gigle a bit when I think about it.

[that_Spartan_IV]

I probably had the funniest REACTION to a line.

 

Darth Pestilences (My Sith Marauder) "Maybe we can spend some time alone together."

Vette "I found my old shock collar..."

Me in reality: O_O

[Mufftigg]

I probably had the funniest REACTION to a line.

 

Darth Pestilences (My Sith Marauder) "Maybe we can spend some time alone together."

Vette "I found my old shock collar..."

Me in reality: O_O

 

Yeah, that was pretty much my reaction to that line.

 

Innocent slave girl isn't so innocent after all....

[Cox_The_Beast]

Found a nice line while playing my Guardian a couple days ago.

 

Being a tank I usually work my way towards Oricon with Doc - I like being unkillable.

 

Anyway, while doing dailies I mistakenly click on him instead of a resource node very close to him and get the following:

 

"Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Actually, I can't think what that would be..."

 

So unexpected I lolled a few minutes while thinking of both the sense of it and the tone he used.

[DomiSotto]

Guss cracked me up again with his scenery comments in Belsavis:

 

Whatever large and scary prisoners are out there... etc.

and the second one:

 

Even I know that an ancient powerful tech plus power-hungry maniacs is a bad equation ...

 

not exact quotes, sorry!

[DomiSotto]

Not a line that is funny per se, but a situational unintended humor.

 

The most hilarious case of AI going hay-wire. I am playing with Becchino, the DS SW on Taris, and see an elevator. I do my normal slow crawl to it (since we all know that there is no monster scarier in SWTOR than an Elevator), but Jaesa... she RUN, LEAPS, and THROWS herself DOWN the shaft.... In disbelief I hear her mutter her dying words "Pain... " and watch her bar extinguish itself slowly. So, I pick my jaw off the floor, take the very long ride down, and find Jaesa on the floor by the elevator. Dead.

 

And I have complained endlessly how Jaesa is my least favorite... didn't even need an option to toss her out of the airlock. She did it all on her own. Then I accidently left her behind under waters of the toxic marsh... until I realized she was dead. hey, she was completely submerged... the waters closed over her, not a trace. I need t pay more attention to my companion, I know

[Shadowsentinel]

There was a sith inquisitor's line in class mission Plans on Balmorra: I personally prefer the term "differently rational".

[-DesertFox-]

Not the funniest, but I enjoy it every time my female Jugg does introductions.

 

"Your name...now!" brings a smile to my face every time.

[Douglas_Mallette]

I had a female Juggernaut, running the Vette story where we go to Nar Shadda to meet her sister Tivva...

 

Tivva: no women, no couples.

Sith warrior: wait a moment. Why this "no women" policy.

Vette: Shut up, please? Crazy Sith channel turned to mute?

 

lmao at the innuendo and the lines.

[Sangiban]

The one at the end of the Smuggler questline on Hoth always gets me

"Let's just say it involved a beautiful slave girl, a backward child, and a weequay with a trapdoor fetish."

Edited June 1, 2014 by Sangiban

[Sorei]

Sith Warrior on Korriban:

 

Baras: Receite the Sith Code for me, acolyte, and explain its meaning in battle, war and politics.

SW: Sure, give me a minute. Uh, well, you see there's the dark side, um ... the light side, and uh... and there you have it.

[PandaZombiePie]

Corsos names for his blasters.

 

Flashy

Sparkles

 

Next time I'm going to walk in on him wearing my dance outfit getting down.

[DomiSotto]

Yes, and his sword name is Hewie, but he never uses it in the game. Oh, well.

 

A couple of days ago, I have met Lt (I think) Trace on Imperial Taris. In response to my question why he was wearing a civilian outfit he says something like

 

My uniforms is a logical place to hide the bugs, I have burnt it...

 

I don't know why, but it cracked me up.

 

I also just had a blast with the last big scene of the SIth Warrior story line when

 

a HUGE HONKING transformer-looking SECRET WEAPON drops dead at my feet after a few well-placed strikes, after that HUGE talk the Pub General gave me, then I scavange it for spare parts, and turn back to the general. You were saying something about bringing the Empire to its knees with this, General?

 

 

[Lotharofxev]

Khem while entering the casino / bar on Tattoine

 

"I have an excellent Sabacc face."

 

Pause.

 

"That was a joke, I hate Sabacc."

 

Sith Warrior on Alderaan (hunting for Jaesa), you break into the rebels camp and lay waste to people

 

Rebel_General: "Sith, did you really break into my headquarters and kill half my Army just to ask me about my former maid?"

 

Sith Warrior when opponents talked smack about all the Sith they've killed:

 

"You've never seen my kind before"

Edited June 11, 2014 by Lotharofxev
Forgot something

[KillaBlade]

While not exactly a line per say I did see something funny on Balmorra, twice.

 

A strong class droid open fire and turned upon its allies, killing them. I think the virus the imperials implemented may have had a longer reach than expected...

 

Good thing both times it happen to resistance fighters.

[EranofArcadia]

While not exactly a line per say I did see something funny on Balmorra, twice.

 

A strong class droid open fire and turned upon its allies, killing them. I think the virus the imperials implemented may have had a longer reach than expected...

 

Good thing both times it happen to resistance fighters.

 

Oh yeah, I noticed that too.

[KillaBlade]

Bet this is rather unknown, On Makeb with gault if you take him to where the hovertanks are he says this.

 

"I'd like to take this time to remind you that you are not, in fact, a hovertank-no matter how much you dress like one."

 

Funny in it of itself, a bit more so if your bounty hunter is not wearing metal armor.

[darkbolly]

most funny lines are in the smugglers storyline tho

[Nmyownworld]

Imperial Agent Class Story on Voss Spoiler:

 

My female Sniper weds a Voss just to get access to something.

 

Sniper to her betrothed Voss: Skip the ceremony. Where do I sign?

 

Smuggler doing the Maelstrom Prison Flashpoint:

 

Grand Moff Kilran: ... It will cost him (Oteg) his life -- and yours. Darth Malgus will be most pleased.

Smuggler: What is it with you? It's always kill, kill, kill. Can't we settle this with an insult contest? I'll even let you go first.

[DomiSotto]

Just saw this one this morning, on Corellia with the Smuggler.

 

(Situation: The location of an Awful Traitor is revealed. I think it is a hospital of some kind.)

 

Smuggler: I want to send him flowers.

 

Erm, it is far funnier in the game

 

Actually some options on the wheel are funnier than the lines. For the same traitor, the Smuggler is trying to turn the crowd against him:

 

One the Wheel: (Lie) "He does it so he could steal your women!!!"

 

(I did not take it and regret it - wish I could see what she actually said).

[SnoowMeow]

Is it Gus Tuno who says during combat, "My friend is going to get you!"

 

My favorite though is when you talk to Skadge and Blizz on our ship. There's one point when Blizz lets loose with a bunch of jawa-ese, and Skadge says, "Uhh, is this thing beggin' for treats?!"

 

That bounty hunter one on the first post is a riot, too. I laughed hard when I saw that.

[OddballEasyEight]

Just saw this one this morning, on Corellia with the Smuggler.

 

(Situation: The location of an Awful Traitor is revealed. I think it is a hospital of some kind.)

 

Smuggler: I want to send him flowers.

 

Erm, it is far funnier in the game

 

Actually some options on the wheel are funnier than the lines. For the same traitor, the Smuggler is trying to turn the crowd against him:

 

One the Wheel: (Lie) "He does it so he could steal your women!!!"

 

(I did not take it and regret it - wish I could see what she actually said).

 

 

You can soon on my smuggler playthrough

 

Just go to my youtube channel (link in my sig) and wait for the correct part to load up and watch it

I actually have it recorded already, I'm just editing it and uploading one video a week right now.

Last video I uploaded was Quesh... So theres 3 vids to upload before the correllia one comes up...

After that, you can unsub if you want, I'm not doing it for subs anyway.

(I'm doing it so I can watch the storylines I played years later should I want to)

Edited June 21, 2014 by OddballEasyEight