DomiSotto Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Yeah, the dark jedi choice with a flesh eater is so much fun, one of the few On a side note, does anyone know how many times the SW is told he's going up against the "Republic's Finest?" I'm 50 on my SW and just wondering when I get to face off against the "Not So Finest" because there can't possibly be any of the "Finest" left..... Heh, I wish there was a line about it. I am as tied of being warned against Baras. Sheesh, so much for a big surprise! I like, can't wait when it finally happens and they can stop nagging me about it in their death throws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luinthoron Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 (edited) I can't believe the Refreshed and Sustained status text hasn't been mentioned here (emphasis mine): Refreshed and sustained by a small supply of purest dihydrogen monoxide harvested from a moisture vaporator on Tatooine. Edited September 1, 2014 by Luinthoron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted September 1, 2014 Author Share Posted September 1, 2014 I can't believe the Refreshed and Sustained status text hasn't been mentioned here (emphasis mine): I think the last time I got that buff was when I earned my Magenta crystal, back when I was an innocent teenager with bad grammar (I.E. Just look at my OP). I NEVER would had picked up on that. Anyway: Well. A shot of 2H1O certainly could be... Refreshing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathemagica Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Leveling another Agent, I just had this one (after Balmorra): Agent: Guess I'll be bailing you out again. Watcher 2: Good. Why don't you shoot a few people. That always helps me sort the data. Agent looks at Watcher 2 innocently. Watcher 2: Sorry, that was uncalled for. I just don't have energy to spend on... social protocol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MishraArtificer Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Mild spoilers for a specific flirt option for male Smugglers on Taris...Bomburchubbs: "No man should march into certain death without a kiss for luck." Beryl Thorne: "I'll ask, but AR-G0's real picky about his men." AR-G0: (shocked/offended tone) "I beg your pardon, Mistress!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted October 6, 2014 Author Share Posted October 6, 2014 My my, how far this thread has come. :') Just recently got back into the game again... Continue the hilariousness! To set an example... Forged Alliances III- Legends of the Rakata, Imperial version. There is an option during the conversation with Darth Arkous to ask to join the Revanites. A Bounty Hunter in my group won the roll with that option, and it went a little like this... Bounty Hunter: "Perhaps the Revanites are in need of a personal Bounty Hunter..." Darth Arkous: "Oh yes obviously! You marched your way here, decimating our Infinite Army, for what- A job interview?!" Paraphrased, of course. And in retrospect... Are there any unfunny lines from the Bounty Hunter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhortos Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 I was doing the first mission on Makeb's storyline on my Jedi Knight. Saving the girl from that collapsing cave; a conversation occurs while its collapsing: "This whole place is coming down. Can we leave already?!"Jedi Knight: "Who build this -- the lowest bidder?" I cracked up. The whole thing was totally unexpected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DmdShiva Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 Khem while entering the casino / bar on Tattoine "I have an excellent Sabacc face." Pause. "That was a joke, I hate Sabacc." That one's good, but for sheer incongruity, I have yet to find something that beats the scene at the end of the Sith Inquisitor class line on Tatooine, when I picked the 'Surprise!' conversation choice with my female dark Sith Sorceror when she meets with Casey Rix in her hangar, and in the most cloyingly chirpy tone I've heard in the game, she says "I brought Andronikus back!" (caught in , not mine) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth__Reaver Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Best one by far is sith assassin Cultist: they said they were gonna kill if I didnt tell them!!! They said they would kill me!!! Assassin: ok then die Assassin shocks the cultist to death Lead cultist: holy sith did you have to kill him... Assassin: uh I guess it's a matter of opinion... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiamma_Verde Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 These are from the warrior story line on Dromund Kaas. After speaking with Baras' other apprentice, he reveals that he found out Lord Grathan has a son. Warrior: Maybe in another you you can find out his shoe size. /s Apprentice: He wears boots, not shoes smart mouth! The response was so unexpected it had me cracking up xD After flirting with Grathan's wife Vette: Any shuttle-port in the storm, is that the kind of guy you are? Warrior: Yeah. That is exactly the kind of guy I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luinthoron Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 (edited) Arriving with my Trooper on Balmorra, I had the pleasure to hear him say this to the not very encouraging officer on the orbital station: "Whoever said you had a future in recruiting lied." Edited October 14, 2014 by Luinthoron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted October 14, 2014 Author Share Posted October 14, 2014 Arriving with my Trooper on Balmorra, I had the pleasure to hear him say this to the not very encouraging officer on the orbital station: "Whoever said you had a future in recruiting lied." Ha! What exactly did the recruiter say in his offer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luinthoron Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Ha! What exactly did the recruiter say in his offer? Didn't save that part, but he gives a pretty grim overview of their rather disastrous situation on Balmorra. His reply to the above is that he has been given permission to speak frankly. And frankly, they're desperate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syart Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 For some reason I ran out of Toxic Lake Garrison instead of jumping on my speeder, and Khem following along behind my sorc suddenly piped up: "More toxic chemicals for you to wade in, my master." Made me chuckle, remembering that on Balmorra he'd asked me if it was wise to go down the toxic waste pit where you retrieve the holocron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ekimmak Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 I'm surprised this one didn't make it in. When leaving Tatooine with Andronikos in tow, you run into the contact from earlier. Inquisitor: I brought Andronikos back! Casey: Heh. You should stick with this one, Andronikos, you might get a sense of humour. Andronikos: Lookit, I've got a sense of- Casey: It was a joke. There was also something mildly entertaining about how they try to break up reasonably. Like pirates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth__Reaver Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 Skavak to his 'girlfriend' who had just trapped me in her ship and was hiding behind a laser bolt protection shield. Skavak: And what are you using to run that shield? Girlfriend: A personal generator Skavak: You do know those only last like seven minutes, right? *Shield suddenly begins to vanish* Girlfriend: Uh oh. What am I going to do? Smuggler: Aww too many big words in the intructions? laughed so hard at this i called my wife over and replayed it for her. This one was so funny but it went like Girlfriend:"Oh no Skavak what am I going to do??? Skavak: I don't know die??? Had me laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SithKoriandr Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Lord Vivicar: Ah. I wasn't sure if you'd be foolish enough to come aboard, Jedi. But I can sense your presence. Jiexika (my Shadow): Did the stocking starship clue you in as well? Just made me laugh Consular doesn't seem to get as many snarky lines as Inquisitor (unfortunantly) but they get a few Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted October 28, 2014 Author Share Posted October 28, 2014 After reading the whole thread (whew!), I think there are a few amusing ones left. Corso: Got the tools AND the talent! - anyone who quotes Ghostbusters is ok in my book Sith Warrior quest The Transponder Station, so Spoilers! Went with Quinn on female Sith Warrior. At a point durin dialog, SW says "Have you found someone else? If you say it's not me it's you, I won't be responsible for my actions". That's amusing enough, but his response is something like "it's not you or me, it's Baras" Awkward 3-some image ahoy! Funny Esseles run in Beta. At end, getting ready to go back to the ship, I chose to tell the Ambassador about the plot to leave her, and won role. We didn't leave her, and go back. She confronts weasel officer guy, and he is saying how glad he is to see her, and what does she mean. I again won role, answering "I don't know what you're talking about". I'm going to quote this one here... I admire your dedication for reading through every post up to that point, as well mentally scarring me at the image of Baras doing... Never mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyerix Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Not sure the exact line but it dealt with the Inquisitor and the cult. Guy heading the cult gets in my Sorc's face about letting some others take charge. Threatens me and without thinking twice about the choice that appears.. She flick her right hand across her chest without evening turning to look at him and zap....kills him. Something about that got a good laugh out of me ON my warrior The reaction I got from Vette after flirting with Grathans wife and when asked if I will dismiss my Twi'lek. I say she stays in sight of everything. Vette was da hell man. Again not a choice I tried before as it gave me some amusement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkelefantos Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 (edited) Not sure the exact line but it dealt with the Inquisitor and the cult. Guy heading the cult gets in my Sorc's face about letting some others take charge. Threatens me and without thinking twice about the choice that appears.. She flick her right hand across her chest without evening turning to look at him and zap....kills him. Something about that got a good laugh out of me She kills him with lightning shot from a single finger, no less. Edited October 29, 2014 by Darkelefantos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duduneco Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 "Sorry Captain, I got nothing for you...unless you want to hear that story about juggling lightsabers in my underwear again.." Oh Guss.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morrolan Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 (edited) This has probably been said but I'm finishing up my last class story, sith warrior, and a line on belsavis is I think the funniest line I've heard in the game. When you confront Darth Ekkage's assassins who are with the troopers who have freed them, and you don't attack them but inform them that you're the emperors wrath. They say something like they can feel the truth of your words and swear allegiance stating that they will slaughter the troopers for you. The trooper then pipes up saying: um excuse me you're not really going to slaughter us are you? The assassin says no not really, then after a pause casually force chokes him. Edited October 31, 2014 by Morrolan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makrogai Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 anything kaylio says. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banthabreeder Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 Sith Warrior speaking to his companion Vette: "If I wanted your opinion, I would have slapped myself stupid" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dovid-r Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 congrats on reaching 1500, but lets get some new ones from Revan, ok? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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