DarthPrimus Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 This isn't actually a line but had me rolling with laughter all the same. While speaking with Doctor Olkav at Gehn's Overlook on Voss, he makes gestures with his hands while talking. If you watch the Deranged Imperial (his name is given as Lem by the doctor) in the background, he's mimicking Olkav's hand gestures while Olkav speaks. Just the whole premise of the conversation is humorous, but that part in particular simply had me cackling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MishraArtificer Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 (edited) Risha, late into her personal story arc... "Ugh, this conversation's officially given me a headache. Let's go do something outrageous." EDIT: And, of course, this was IMMEDIATELY followed up by... "I should probably do something to celebrate. Want to go steal something REALLY expensive?" Edited January 31, 2014 by MishraArtificer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakefiresky Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 This one has probably already been posted but it was so good when i heard it i changed the Guild MOTD to it. Smuggler class mission on Belsavis "If you know anything that could save my life, or even spare me some pain... I... I don't like pain, then you better tell me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSpectre Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Every single HK-51 line. I love HK <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexandrous Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Don't look at me. I dont know what we're doing. I just shoot things. - Kaliyo Djannis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blowwtorch Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Andronikos Revel: "They got away!" Kallig: "They were killed, and possibly eaten. There's a difference." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyaDragon Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Korriban, Sith Inquisitor storyline. I don't remember the exact wording, but it was (I believe) something like the following. He finishes explaining the next trial and something along the lines of: "So, any other stupid questions?" My character: "Have you ever noticed how the sands of Korriban get into everything?" I admit, I laughed so hard at that; the NPC looked like he was ready to strangle my character after that wise-crack comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avatarearth Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 fem-trooper only line. drunk trooper you have been hanging with: (slurred) you are really amazing you know that right? I loooveew you sooooo much.... fem-trooper you are bombed out of your mind you know that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSupaCoopa Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Yup. Smuggler has some good lines but Trooper, Knight and Consular, not so much. Duran'del here: Wisdom and Perspective would like a word with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blowwtorch Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 "I started by grabbing a Nikto thug who was making liberal use of a flamethrower. With pinpoint accuracy I hurled him towards Kavos, whose robes were instantly ignited!" "I wish I could've seen the look on Kavos' face." "I would estimate that he was surprised, sir." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSupaCoopa Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 "I started by grabbing a Nikto thug who was making liberal use of a flamethrower. With pinpoint accuracy I hurled him towards Kavos, whose robes were instantly ignited!" "I wish I could've seen the look on Kavos' face." "I would estimate that he was surprised, sir." It was a mandolorian, not a nikto, iirc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoshiRaphElan Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 It was a mandolorian, not a nikto, iirc. No, I'm pretty sure it was Nikto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthThuzad Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 "You seem to want to die! I can assist you." - Dread Master Raptus in Dread Palace. You'd have to listen to the audio to get how hammy that really sounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blowwtorch Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 It was a mandolorian, not a nikto, iirc. It was a Nikto, and he later shoots a jetpacking Mandalorian, causing the Mandalorian to crash into the burning Nikto and Sith Lord, blowing all three of them up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blowwtorch Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Also, every line spoken by Vanithrast in Maelstrom Prison, due to how god-awful his voice acting is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabaot Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Probably already been mentioned but reading 137 pages to confirm ... yeah. So, Smuggler (human male in my case) part when you assault imperial vessel to rob it (pretty bold itself). You pilot the shuttle while your partner and his slicer are locked in a cargo. You land and imperial docking officer goes something like this: Officer: Who are you? The only scheduled flight is <number_here> with a Chiss pilot <typical_Chiss_name_here>. Me: Yeah, my parents were surprised too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Never_Hesitate Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Officer: Who are you? The only scheduled flight is <number_here> with a Chiss pilot <typical_Chiss_name_here>. Me: Yeah, my parents were surprised too... It's even better if you play a chiss smuggler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avatarearth Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 The Bounty Hunter has this upstart kid confront you once you land on, I think, Nar Shadda where the kid say "I'm not afraid of you. I have a flame thrower!" Confident guy. that's smuggler and on curuscant, but still funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkuhl Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 (edited) Corso Riggs " Now your dumb, ugly and dead." Has Corso had enough yet? As for me, its the one where the smuggler wants to pick her (well mine's a her) own callsign." "Let me pick my callsign! How about . . . Crackerjack! . . . that sounded better in my head." Edited February 12, 2014 by jkuhl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dvkisok Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Not really a line, but it is worthy. Near the Act 2 Finale for the Smuggler, you take a trip to Port Nowhere. When you show up and start the conversation, a different sequence plays depending on which companion you have out at the time. If you have Bowdaar out, after making Wookie noises at it, he hurls a droid bartender across the room before the conversation begins. I lost it and had to restart the convo just to watch it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkuhl Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 To Private Wicke (Camp Vigil, Balmorra), if you pick "You seem a nice guy" the smuggler attempts to convince him to defect: "You know the Republic could use a nice . . . dim . . corrupt . . . on second thought, stick to what you've got." Almost spat out my wheaties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sorei Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 that's smuggler and on curuscant, but still funny. "Did a womp rat die on your head or is this supposed to be a hairstyle?" (quoting from memory here) Sadly though I believe my Smuggler had the exact same hairstyle (but a different colour). That conversation is indeed really funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Never_Hesitate Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Not really a line but one of my favorite things to do: Beat Malavai or Corso (only my Scoundrel and Mara are purebloods and I really hate both of these companions) with the sith pureblood racial and then use the emote /boohoo on them, while they cry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sorei Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Questgiver: "I'm Milo Phipps, Strategic Information Service, former Senator, one-time governor of Dantooine. You do "confidential" work, don't you? You've probably heard about the separatists' base up in the volcano. Well, the Republic needs someone to do some work there. Confidentially." Player: "What makes you think that's me, fatso?" Questgiver: "Fatso! Do you know who I am? I am Milo Phipps! I was a Republic Senator for ten years I was governor of Dantooine!" Player: "You clearly know how to throw your weight around." I know it's mean, but it cracks me up every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkuhl Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 White Maw Guard: "You've got ten seconds to scram before I shoot" Smuggler: "Alright, let me count, one, two, [shoots guard] . . . I was never good at math." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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