DrewFromPhilly Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Sorry if said already but the best I've heard so far was in the sith warrior story on Dromund Kass... That fat sith lord guy: "Byaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!"SW: "you sound upset master."TFSLG: "a comatose colto patient could hear that I am upset!" Something like that, can't remember exactly. Other time he screamed my warrior said something like "you have quite a set of lungs on you" Lolz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tatile Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Sorry if said already but the best I've heard so far was in the sith warrior story on Dromund Kass... That fat sith lord guy: "Byaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!" SW: "you sound upset master." TFSLG: "a comatose colto patient could hear that I am upset!" Something like that, can't remember exactly. Other time he screamed my warrior said something like "you have quite a set of lungs on you" Lolz A blind, deaf, comatose lobotomy patient could FEEL MY ANGER. I believe that's the line you're looking for :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radzkie Posted July 25, 2012 Share Posted July 25, 2012 "Nice armor, I know, but this staring things getting weird." - Lieutenant Iresso Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksidechemist Posted July 25, 2012 Share Posted July 25, 2012 Coruscant, you have to get a Nautolan's mate back after being 'kidnaped'. After you find her and go back to him, if you choose the 'She's dead' option, your character says: 'Your mate was killed in a freak trash compactor accident'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted July 25, 2012 Share Posted July 25, 2012 A blind, deaf, comatose lobotomy patient could FEEL MY ANGER. I believe that's the line you're looking for :3 Trolling Baras never gets old. SW: "Is there some problem here?" Baras: /facepalm "Who would ask such a stupid question?!?!?! Clearly, there's a problem here!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobmcbo Posted July 25, 2012 Share Posted July 25, 2012 ooh, there are so many that I love, mainly -I love assassinating assassins- they always look so surprised. -(jedi master)- *doing jedi mind trick* "you will drop your weapons and surrender to me" (bounty hunter)- *waving hand* "you will realize what a complete idiot you are" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raxion Posted July 25, 2012 Share Posted July 25, 2012 On Black Talon where you speak to Kilran for the first time one conversation choice says, "Is there something wrong with the hologram or is your face supposed to look like that?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool_kid Posted July 25, 2012 Share Posted July 25, 2012 My favorite is when one goes to Taris as a Republic character and goes up to the people in the main base who were forced out of their homes. They all say what they need, and one of them says..... "I've spent years working on a novel in my spare time. Its on a datafile, I am sure it hasn't been stolen..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snayke_eiyes Posted July 25, 2012 Share Posted July 25, 2012 i can't remember the mission, but basically my inquisitor had to inspire these troops. so they asked how i don't worry about fighting a war. his response: "superior training, superior intellect, superior...i'll stop there" it was a hilarious change up from the "i really am the best" line that he says. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erishumlol Posted July 25, 2012 Share Posted July 25, 2012 My Sith Warrior once said "This unnecessary chat is angering me" in such a calm voice. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mireleni Posted July 25, 2012 Share Posted July 25, 2012 I was amused by this conversation on Nar Shaddaa with an imperial droid (hunter droid or something) that has been hacked: Droid: Combat sequence engaging. Weapons activating. Wa...Wa...Warning! Systems failure! Remote override prohibiting Mayhem Protocol activation. Jedi target will be stored in memory to be terminated at a future date. Player: It's polite of you to inform me of my imminent demise. Droid: Settle your affairs, Republic scum. Your end is coming soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Projawa Posted July 25, 2012 Share Posted July 25, 2012 (edited) Not really a line, but there's a quest at the end of the Nar Shaddaa Empire bonus series where I get to give a speech over the radio and can choose to recite the scripted speech or give your own. It's a pretty awesome quest that always cracks me up. Too bad the Pubs don't get anything like it on their bonus series. Edited July 25, 2012 by Projawa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMasterYuvan Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Bounty Hunter is AWESOOOOME!!! Jedi: "You will drop your weapons and surrender to me." BH: "You will realize what a complete idiot you are." ROFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IsawaMitaka Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 My favourite, hands down, is one of the Sith Inquisitor lines: "I love assassinating assassins. They always look so surprised.":jawa_biggrin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fallarnon Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Found a couple of amusing ones I haven't seen yet: Trooper in the conversation with Vokk on Essele: "Will your master feel it when I put a blaster bolt between your eyes? Either Sith class, starting the Sakoal mission on Balmorra Him: (expressing relief at his fortune of meeting a Sith to ask for help with a problem) Me: "So few people meet a Sith and see an end to their problems." Inquistor leaving Voss, just after Force Persuading some Voss that a specific person wasn't there: Imperial: That was amazing! How did you do that? Me: *waves hand* It was nothing special. Imp.: Huh, guess it wasn't anything special. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CloudCastle Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 One of my favorites recently: Sith warrior quest on Dromund Kaas: Sith (to a bunch of pirates): I'm going to kill you and eat you all raw!! (Looks all mean and powerful.) Pirate 1: Did you hear that? She's...she's going to eat us! Pirate 2: You're...uh...not really going to eat us, right? Sith (in perfect deadpan, sounding annoyed): Of course not. It's a figure of speech. (Vette in the background is rubbing her forehead and shaking her head.) The way the sith warrior delivers the line is what makes it so funny. Perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted July 26, 2012 Author Share Posted July 26, 2012 Found a couple of amusing ones I haven't seen yet: Trooper in the conversation with Vokk on Essele: "Will your master feel it when I put a blaster bolt between your eyes? Either Sith class, starting the Sakoal mission on Balmorra Him: (expressing relief at his fortune of meeting a Sith to ask for help with a problem) Me: "So few people meet a Sith and see an end to their problems." Inquistor leaving Voss, just after Force Persuading some Voss that a specific person wasn't there: Imperial: That was amazing! How did you do that? Me: *waves hand* It was nothing special. Imp.: Huh, guess it wasn't anything special. WOW, i remember that one! how did i miss it on this thread?! I loved that line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evgen Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Read through the whole thread and can't believe these weren't there! The best I can recall . . . Smuggler class mission on Corellia: Smuggler: I can't believe he got away! Heads better roll for this. Jedi: In the Jedi Order we don't condone decapitation Guss: Then what's with all the light sabers? Early Inquisitor Class quest on Korriban Harkin: Ffon, you will go to the Library and translate the recently found log of Marka Ragnos as per Lord Vash's request. Slave, you will enter the man eating beast filled tomb of Tulak Hord, make your way past deadly traps and retrieve a datacron from a pyramid that no one has been able to open for thousands of years. Inquisitor: At least it beats going to the Library! Yaaaawn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlippinFlapJack Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Sith Inquisitor to random quest giver on Tatooine who babbles about all of his problems: "I'm quite certain I didn't say 'please, expendable worm, tell me about your life'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgeboys Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 My fav is the sith inq. When you tick off the instructor and he yells" SHUT UP SLAVE!!" It make me laugh at any Time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted July 26, 2012 Author Share Posted July 26, 2012 Sith Inquisitor to random quest giver on Tatooine who babbles about all of his problems: "I'm quite certain I didn't say 'please, expendable worm, tell me about your life'" Did you do the mission anyways? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drhay Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 My favorite was an imperial agent line: "I love assassinating assassins. They always seem so surprised." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skabior Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 "What do you think, Khem? Can you eat him?""Is more machine than man I think, is bad for digestion." "I have a great sabacc face. That is a joke, I hate sabacc." "All this prattle hurts the ears," Khem <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tetryon Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Here are a few that I'd jotted down that I haven't seen here yet: BH, in conversation with Gevin Thul in the Alderaan bonus series: "The day's not complete until I've blown something up." Mako, at the foot of the long stairway up to Rist house, also on Alderaan: "House Rist is certainly making a statement with this walkway. I don't know what it is, but they're making it." Vector, IA companion, sometimes after making a kill: "An enemy defeated -- somewhat to our surprise." Lt. Iresso, JC companion, on Belsavis:Custodian Droid: "Good day. Welcome to the psychiatric unit."Lieutenant Iresso: "Somehow, I always knew this day would come." Smuggler and Corso in conversation on Tatooine:Smuggler: "You two will be back together before you can say 'a vrblther's vibroblade.'"Corso: "A vrbl... vrbl... so, not that soon, then?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted July 26, 2012 Author Share Posted July 26, 2012 "What do you think, Khem? Can you eat him?" "Is more machine than man I think, is bad for digestion." Oh come on! There are a lot of repeats here- but how can you take the one I put in the orginal post?!? And khem isn't THAT cool... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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