Captain_Zone Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 "What do you think, Khem? Can you eat him?" "Is more machine than man I think, is bad for digestion." "I have a great sabacc face. That is a joke, I hate sabacc." "All this prattle hurts the ears," Khem <3 I think my favorite one from Khem is on Tatooine: "We could destroy this place and nobody would notice." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentKitty Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 ooh, there are so many that I love, mainly -I love assassinating assassins- they always look so surprised. -(jedi master)- *doing jedi mind trick* "you will drop your weapons and surrender to me" (bounty hunter)- *waving hand* "you will realize what a complete idiot you are" Ohhh.... I love love love that one =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myolinyr Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Ohhh.... I love love love that one =) Bounty Hunter: "So much bloodshed, so much fun". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radzkie Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 (edited) I don't remember what the kid said exactly, but it was something like this: Kid: "Stay back Republic scum! I am bonethrasher! My men and I eat people like you for breakfast everyday!" My Trooper: Your mom sent me. Kid: ... SHUT UP! Edited July 27, 2012 by Radzkie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiili Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 My favorite, I was literally in tears with laughter when I saw this cut-scene lmao. Sexy Red Twi'lek: (Singing) "Sleep sleep, my little one, sleep like a setting sun, rest your eyes, rest your cries, and I will see you when you rise." Brain Damaged Ugly mess of a creature: (Poor attempt at singing) "Trick, Trick, Starships gone mama, all gone." Sexy Red Twi'lek: "Hush love, the starships are fine, get some sleep. Well if someone had to find out, I'm glad it was you, you've tracked down our secret weapon." Smuggler: "I'm guessing he takes after his dad?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobasFett Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 My personal favorite is, sometimes, on my friend's BH, when he clicks the dialogue option "This is going to be fun", he will sometimes say the line, "This will be just like killing orphans." or something to that nature. First time I heard that, I fell out of my chair from sheer shock and hilariousness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewFromPhilly Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Jedi Knight story mission but can't remember what planet. Sith lord appears with two enormous creatures behind her that she's apparently controlling/enslaving. Before the stabfast this ensued: SL says something about how ****** her pets are and how they're about to kill you, etc. Jedi: "I can sense their fear." SL: "They fear me!! You just make them hungry!!" lolz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siyuandai Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 My favorite line actually does not come from any of the characters in the game, but from a pick-up line I read in General Chat on fleet the other day: "Girl, what are the drop rates on those pants?" HAHAH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinvarus Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Jedi Knight story mission but can't remember what planet. Sith lord appears with two enormous creatures behind her that she's apparently controlling/enslaving. Before the stabfast this ensued: SL says something about how ****** her pets are and how they're about to kill you, etc. Jedi: "I can sense their fear." SL: "They fear me!! You just make them hungry!!" lolz The planet is Taris I believe. And LOL on that chat up line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JK_Azzure Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 From the Jedi Knight Story just after obtaining Doc. If I remember it correctly, it is something like this... My JK(male): Will you company me hand in hand to save the galaxy? Doc: Umm... Save the galaxy? Yes, but could I not hold your hand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brytag Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 on hutta with my BH it went something like this: Nemro - "the first head you will bring me is one of the natives, the evocii. the evocii sold us this land for trinkets but now they take up arms against us. its disgusting. one evocii is called huttsbane. i want his head on my floor. can u do this" BH - "Head on floor. Got it" also from BH story on Hutta: Mako - "this weird bone faced guy was following me. we should be careful" BH - "Ill put him on my 'too kill' list" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selvec Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 (edited) Anything and everything Guss says... Also pretty much 90% of dialog choices for the Smuggler. Edited July 28, 2012 by Selvec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ancientzealot Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 I haven't been playing very long but my favourite line so far is from inquisitor storyline When I killed Major Bessiker's son and he asked why did I do it, I answered: I wanted to see what kind of pattern his blood made on the floor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Striges Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 I have two. One is a piece of Inquisitor-specific dialog on Tatooine with an NPC who complains about how incompetent his men are and how his career is ruined when you initiate his quest conversation. Inquisitor response: Did I say 'please, expendable worm, tell me your life story'? The other is in the Lt Pierce companion quests for the Sith Warrior: Pierce contacts one of the members of his old unit, now stationed on Hoth. NPC: (complaining about how defrosting ammunition and keeping the munitions ice-free is a complete waste of his superior talents and skills, and he deserves a transfer to a much more appropriate post) SW: (deadpan) On Korriban, we used certain officers for target practice. (note: on the dialog wheel, this option was labeled as "could be worse") NPC: (quickly) Then again, the ice formations do have a certain kind of stark beauty. I had to escape this dialog and restart it because I was laughing so hard I couldn't hear the NPCs or read the subtitles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arlbo_Nabbins Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 This one made me laugh. In the Smuggler storyline on Tatooine after the Jedi picks up the Sith Holocron and says what it is: "You're not going to go all Sithy just by holding it are you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berin-Tath Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 (edited) I think the IA has a lot of funny lines. Case in point: After freeing the carbon-frozen bounty hunter on Hutta, I return to his friend, who thanks me, I select the "your welcome" option (if I remember correctly) and my agent says, "the galaxy could use more Jedi-killing-bounty-hunters," in a totally sarcastic voice. Edited July 29, 2012 by Berin-Tath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 One that Mako says after talking to and beating the crap out of Lord Malfus: "I've never seen self-importance override self-preservation before." Made me ROFL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snover Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 I'm surprised nobody mentioned this moment yet. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-gQ1tcayn4&feature=related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted July 31, 2012 Author Share Posted July 31, 2012 I'm surprised nobody mentioned this moment yet. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-gQ1tcayn4&feature=related They've mentioned it a few times, but it is funnier in person. But there is also another funny scenario i took: I told Tumar he was stupid, if he can even spell. An he said: "I only need to spell one thing: Kill! K-Y-Y-Y-L!" I actually turned on subtitles for it, and it was funny how it said "kill" and "kyyyl" in the same sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eillack Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 My favorite line actually does not come from any of the characters in the game, but from a pick-up line I read in General Chat on fleet the other day: "Girl, what are the drop rates on those pants?" HAHAH That is the funniest thing I've read in my years of observing things on these forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hxxr Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Still not as bad as Kaliyo's "Come on out and I'll show you my gun!" line. I was seriously questioning which gender she was after hearing it umpteen hundred times. Strapons make it possible ... especially with Kaliyo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komargirl Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 I personally like the smuggler's line during the class mission on Ord Mantell "By the stars! Republic troops have invaded our base!" Her sarcastic tone of voice makes me laugh and the fact that the Imp. that she's talking to doesn't pick up on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted July 31, 2012 Author Share Posted July 31, 2012 Strapons make it possible ... especially with Kaliyo. Kaliyo will do ANYTHING but that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clonecap Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Sith Warrior Quest Turn In The Warrior and Darth Baras and the companions are talking about turning Jaesa to the dark side Keep in mind this is not exact Warrior "Im not sure we can do that..." Vette "I dont think thats a good idea..." Warrior: "When I ask for your opinion I'll slap myself in the face for being stupid..." LOLOLOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalihoJ Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 (edited) Doc - "Didn't you see my Jedi friend?" On its own not a particularly funny line but on a couple of occasions he said it just as I force lept into the back of a mob when Doc had aggro. It seemed quite apt then Edited August 1, 2012 by PalihoJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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