Tokoloshe Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Said by a quest giver on Taris just before they send you out to certain death... "Normally I'd ask for your next of kin's holofrequency...but I'd like to maintain some optimism." That and my Smugglers "So what is the upside for me?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bknemesis Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Jawa near speader in anchorhead, customer "Hey! this driod you sold me is a piece of junk! I want my money back!" Jawa "No refunds! You Keep!" customer "But its busted! Stupid thing's vocabulator broke down as soon as I got home. Won't say a word now!" Jawa "Vocabulator not broken! Is feature!" customer "A feature? Don't give me that! What good's a protocol droids if it can't even talk?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBSlide Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 After helping a moisture farmer out in fixing his vaporators, he says "I'll think about you when I'm taking a shower... you know what I mean." I actually laughed. Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trenter Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 "That Trymbo guy was a few freighters short of a convoy" Smuggler on Ord Mantell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpha-Llama Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 "ive got the best hardware and the best prices " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chocbo Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Sith Inquisitor commenting on his actions "consider it my good deed for the decade" Smuggler after first meeting the first one-night stand character "If he's going to suspect us anyways." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markww Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 From Trooper class quest: ''Stab me in the back and I'll shoot you in the face'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aethyriel Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 SI "You think I'm insane? You should see my other personality." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jibboo Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 On Hoth, Imperial side (planet quest, not class. forget which one) Paraphrasing: "You'd be surprised by how much I can carry." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belina Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 "These are the rules of huttball" Will always stick with me til the day I die. Most likely not because its my favourite quote or even the best - But because i've heard it a million trillion times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerro Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Female Trooper "I can do this in my sleep -- Maybe, I will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icebaron Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 "Don't get any ideas in that sithy head of yours" ~ Vette "May the Force free you" ~ Random sith npc quest giver on Balmorra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jandi Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Bounty Hunter: You're confusing me with someone who cares. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiwan Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Paraphrasing (and put in spoiler tags, as it's almost at the end of the IA story) and depends on a choice you make immediatly before: After pretending to give some Sith lords the "black codex" and they left: Dr Lokin: That was not the black codex! IA: No, that was my holocommunicator. It's encrypted. They'll eventually figure it out, but we'll be long gone by then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valfodr Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Jedi - *hand wave* You will lay down your weapons and surrender. BH - "So.. Has that actually worked on anyone?" Jedi - *tries mind trick again* You will lay down your weapons and surrender.. BH - *waves his hand like he's trying the mind trick* You... will realize you're an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touchbass Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Mako " Why do we always have to go to places with names like the House of Assassins" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laserfloyd Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 When Khem Val says he has an excellent sabacc face. Then he says he was kidding and it was a joke because he hates sabacc. haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jett-Rinn Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 (edited) Best line ever in the Taris quest chain Rescuing Nexu cubs. "I think they ate Outpost Five" Edited February 1, 2012 by Jett-Rinn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelinCarnate Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Reply as a lie to Lord Zash as to how you got the holocron. Something to the effect of.... SI: I had to sacrafice 7 Kath hounds and eat their hearts. Zash: Odd that it did not work when I tried that.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhyys Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Aside from the one in my sig, this one is great to: Trooper Line: "Liberating is what I do best," shrugs shoulders, "Well that and blowing things up." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manxus Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 M1-4X's almost sadistic love of killing imps: "Excellent! We've sounded the alarm! Now the Imperial scum will all come to us and we can slaughter them all in one glorious stroke!" On Balmora: "The people of the Republic should not live in hiding like this. They should be free to enjoy the open sky above them and the dead Imperials below." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmchairMagpie Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 (edited) On Alderaan my Sith Warrior giving a political advice: - "Your vasals enjoy too much freedoms. Slavery works better." Edited February 1, 2012 by ArmchairMagpie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daemian Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 "Kaas City, all shiny and new. Kind of makes you want to burn the whole place down." - Kaliyo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiwan Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Again paraphrased: "Have you ever been to Nar Shaddaa? I could show you around, have a drink, browse the organ market. It'll be fun..." - Kaliyo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarqosis Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Sith Warrior: Vette, when I want your opinion, I'll slap myself for being stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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