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Zaodon's PvP Guide to Crying for Nerfs


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Step 1: Hit level 50

Step 2: Enter Warzones with level 40 greens

Step 3: Proceed to be obliterated by Battlemasters who have farmed PvP gear for a month (bonus points for keyboard turning)

Step 4: Cry on the forums about how unfair it is and you deserve to pwn people who have played three times as much as you.

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Step 1: Hit level 50

Step 2: Enter Warzones with level 40 greens

Step 3: Proceed to be obliterated by Battlemasters who have farmed PvP gear for a month (bonus points for keyboard turning)

Step 4: Cry on the forums about how unfair it is and you deserve to pwn people who have played three times as much as you.

 

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Welcome to Zaodon's PvP Guide to Crying for Nerfs!

 

The following is a guide you should follow whenever you want to create "Nerf (class goes here)" threads in this forum.

 

 

 

6. Anecdotal Evidence is Key

If there is a class you want to nerf, be sure to get some screenshots or videos which show how "overpowered" they are. Even though these classes will routinely score near the bottom of the scoreboard, wait until you are in a match where coincidence has them at the top (preferably, #1), and screenshot/fraps it. Use this as your "evidence" that all players of that class are "OP" and lack skills and use the easy button, and claim they "always" score at the top. If someone posts screenshots/videos of that class scoring poorly, claim that their screenshot/video is "an aberration", and that yours is the case in "virtually all warzones."

 

Awesome post op.

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