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**** doesnt need to be nerfed. bioware just needs to get it's head out of it's *** and make some actual brackets for pvp so 80% of all battles are complete steam rolls. the gear advantage in this game is just ridiculous. puts wow's arena gear to shame.
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**** doesnt need to be nerfed. bioware just needs to get it's head out of it's *** and make some actual brackets for pvp so 80% of all battles are complete steam rolls. the gear advantage in this game is just ridiculous. puts wow's arena gear to shame.

 

You over state the gear advantage.

 

As i've stated before, my level 12 Jugg rolls people in WZ's more than my 50BM because people are typically jokes at PVP when they're mentally use to static mobs. I think the 10 - 49 bracket is fine, and I'm speaking from the perspective of a level 12 JUGG, where I get my hps bumped to a whooping 12k, and I have a whole two real fight skills to use, and my leap.

 

Hell my guy doesn't even have sprint yet, and I kill people like you with no real effort. Now, I'm speaking truth from a level 50 BM and a lvl 12 Jugg, so I see both sides and don't see a problem with the pvp 'brackets' and gear. If you're under geared, go do your dailies and gear up, but if you're just bad at PVP, work to get better at pvp and you'll see gear isn't that important.

 

Gear is there so two equal players, will have some gradient of ability. For instance, there is skill and strength in real fighting, if two people have exactly equal skills, the stronger of the two will usually win, all things being even. Look at gear as a character's strength, and your skill is your pvp ability. The harder you work the stronger you get, that's it, it's not a huge mystery.

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Step 1: Roll a Sorceror and be a part 75% of the playerbase.

Step 2: Cry nerf on anything that comes remotely close to killing you.

Step 3: BW will nerf your counterclasses to appease the majority of the playerbase (it's metrics, silly)

 

sounds like u need some love

i smell QQ here

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Pretty good QQ textbook, OP. That is almost word for word what happened leading up to the massive Scoundrel nerf

 

Yes, the nerf to stacking adrenals/buffs, plus the surge nerf would have been more than sufficient.

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Welcome to Zaodon's PvP Guide to Crying for Nerfs!

 

The following is a guide you should follow whenever you want to create "Nerf (class goes here)" threads in this forum.

 

1. Have Selective Memory

If you see an opponent attacking a team mate and kill them easily, only to get ganked by that same opponent 2 minutes later when they pop out of nowhere and attack you while you're engaged with 3 other enemies and at 65% health with no cooldowns left, you need to engage in something called "Selective Memory". You must block out the fact that they were an easy kill a few moments ago, and only complain on the forums about how they easily killed you. Use the terms "insane", "overpowered", and "ridiculous" to make your point stick.

 

2. Ignorance is Bliss

Never go to fan websites, wiki's or other sources of information to learn about all classes, abilities and talents. Never. By remaining ignorant of the actual features of SWTOR, you can claim things that are simply untrue/impossible. Examples include "He knocked me down and landed 7 attacks before I got up", "I'm a lvl 50 tank-spec with 60 valor and full PvP gear and he 3-shotted me", or "I was chain-stunned by him 5 times in a row and died."

 

3. Wield Your Ego

Claim to be the absolute best player in the world at SWTOR and PvP. Provide examples of how you "pwned" 5 people at once the "other day", and how you scored in Huttball with "the entire other team beating on you". Then claim that the class you want to nerf can beat you at will, and therefore since you are sooooo "uber", there is no possible way they could defeat you unless their class was OP.

 

4. Deny Reality

Even though SWTOR PvP is team based, you must never, ever admit this, no matter what you do. Use the term "1v1" constantly, to the point of nauseum. Never admit that all Warzones are won or lost as a team.

 

5. Exploit n00bs

As with all MMOs, SWTOR will have a lot of players who are not great at PvP, but will enter Warzones to try it out for the fun of it. But, the reality is, these people are n00bs and will not be very good at it. Your job is to deny this, and claim that every single player in a PvP zone is an expert, who never makes mistakes, never does n00bish things, has perfect tactics and strategies, and is top ranked. When these "experts" are getting killed a lot in PvP (and make sure you have videos of this happening), use that as "evidence" that the class you want to nerf is "overpowered" because they must be if they are killing all these "PvP Vets".

 

6. Anecdotal Evidence is Key

If there is a class you want to nerf, be sure to get some screenshots or videos which show how "overpowered" they are. Even though these classes will routinely score near the bottom of the scoreboard, wait until you are in a match where coincidence has them at the top (preferably, #1), and screenshot/fraps it. Use this as your "evidence" that all players of that class are "OP" and lack skills and use the easy button, and claim they "always" score at the top. If someone posts screenshots/videos of that class scoring poorly, claim that their screenshot/video is "an aberration", and that yours is the case in "virtually all warzones."

 

You truly understood Nooboligy!

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Excellent post OP.

 

Should be stickied.

 

Step 1: Roll a Sorceror and be a part 75% of the playerbase.

Step 2: Cry nerf on anything that comes remotely close to killing you.

Step 3: BW will nerf your counterclasses to appease the majority of the playerbase (it's metrics, silly)

 

And here we have it: the clueless pug who came to cry nerf on a balanced class.

 

You could not ask for a better example.

 

7) Roll Sorc/Sage. Do way better than your skill level in PVP. Assume it is because you are so awesome then tell everyone to l2p. Don't stop to wonder why you're suddenly good at PVP.

 

I was wrong, you could.

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