SoulTermination Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 "Do you want this head in a jar, or not?" "Long, bloody campaigns really aren't my style. Best to just get it overwith." "You nobles will make a hero out of any screwup, won't you?" "Y'know, violence is usually my last resort... usually." "In my fantasy, you burn alive." "You ready for the ride of your life, farm boy?" (I promise that's not as sexual as it sounds, lmao.) "You've got all the manners of a pig-lizard!" "I'm paid very well to smuggle things into - or out of - a dangerous situation." And one from an NPC that had me giggling: "I would kiss you, Captain, but I am certain you would strike me for it!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knarloc Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 The funniest episode I had with my smuggler, was when I went to Port Nowhere the second time I think, and had bowdaar with me. Nothing was said during the event, bowdaar went up to the bartender droid, to order something to drink, the droid just shakes his head at bowdaar. After this the camera cuts to the open room, and you hear a few punch like sound effects, with the screen shaking, followed by the droid flying across the room. Probably the funniest thing I've seen so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valsdad Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 I want to play a new smuggler just to see the things I missed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deyjarl Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Major Garik, "Freelancer, How would you feel about saving Balmorra and earning a few credits at the same time?" Me: "How would I feel? Like a kid in a candy store." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phantr Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 So if I kill him, i become famous?- Esseles flashpoint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saviorofcamelot Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 After being called 'scruffy-looking': "I prefer to think of myself as ruggedly handsome" That may be my favorite one too. My favorite part of being a Smuggler isn't really my reaction to the lines but more about how other people react when they hear our lines. I remember several of my groupmates laughing like crazy each time they heard my Smuggler say something during my first few flashpoint conversations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saviorofcamelot Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Now your dumb, ugly, & dead Did you really just tell us all that your favorite Smuggler line is the one we all hear Corso say 90% of the time something dies? Only way I would find that funny is if there was a glitch and he said that to himself as he fell to the ground dead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dizzyMongoose Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Me: "Amply rewarded" is my middle name.Doctor Vernan: Your parents must have been fascinating people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deyjarl Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Me: I bet you that kid at the Jedi Academy who short-sheeted the Masters' beds. Guss: Twenty hours of meditation on a cold rock every blasted time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pack_master Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 The funniest episode I had with my smuggler, was when I went to Port Nowhere the second time I think, and had bowdaar with me. Nothing was said during the event, bowdaar went up to the bartender droid, to order something to drink, the droid just shakes his head at bowdaar. After this the camera cuts to the open room, and you hear a few punch like sound effects, with the screen shaking, followed by the droid flying across the room. Probably the funniest thing I've seen so far. There is another of those in a dialogue with Risha. In the background, you see Bowdaar and Corso chasing each other through the corridor of the ship I almost fell out of my chair then when Corso stopped in the door taking a breather. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricDuckman Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Had a great moment on Quesh at the Smuggler's Landing pad. I had Risha with me, and the chick I banged on Taris showed up. The tension was thick between the two of them....and then my Smuggler cut it with a knife. Me: "Girls, girls, there's plenty of me to go around." Risha: "Use a line like that again, and I'll wrap my blaster around your neck." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elyons Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 "Dying wasn't really on my agenda today :D" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marls Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Wish I remembered the exact phrase my Gunslinger said... but when she was dealing with "The Mountain" .... he's babbling on about himself and she says "Man, every time a man starts talking about himself in the third person, ya know he's an idiot" ROFL I loved it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikinai Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 During the Nar Shadaa bonus run when told by the agent about having watched you on the cameras: You wouldn't happen to have recorded my exploits would you? I bet I looked awesome. Or something along those lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulTermination Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 "Long odds and small chances are what I do best." When first landing in Bugtown on Balmorra and talking to the NPC for your class quest, who wants you to go to a drop site for a contact: "Should I just follow the signs for 'traitorous, dead double agent drop'?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dizzyMongoose Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 Viidu: Don't worry. This canister is safer than a Senator's daughter in a room full of Jedi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vuelhering Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 I have my recorder running sometimes when I play, so I immortalized a couple of funny convos I got here and there. Some quotes in this topic are there in my videos too. Video 1 Video 2 Awesome I've been doing something similar. It's cool to see some of the female dialogue. Good voice, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onethreeone Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Me: "I'm the kind of trouble that never gets tired. Do yourself a favor sweatheart, stop running." Her: "I don't have to run from you, Captain. A brisk walk is usually enough." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramladu Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 My favorite was probably on the rescue trap with the crazy Skavak ex-girlfriend. After she calls Skavak and he hangs up, she screams "I thought you loved me!" DS option, Smuggler goes "Nobody loves you" and shoots her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
durvas Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 "If I get killed, I'm going to be so mad." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melkathi Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Me: No matter what you're stealing, you can always use a little scum to grease the works. Risha: I already have that covered, Captain. You are worth a hundret normal scum. And I mean that in the nicest way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuyoshii Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 (edited) "What in blazes is a Padawn!?" *furiously checking computer* "I think the Force is overrated anyways." Edited January 19, 2012 by Tsuyoshii Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kayleah Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 I can't remember exactly but in the first convo mine replied something like "I have an itchy trigger finger" or along those lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boffin Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Nobody can talented, good looking, and lucky all the time. Or some I'm told. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boffin Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 I Like you Republic people, but it seems like your always two steps behind the Empire with your plans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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