Jonfendm Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 I may date myself and show my age here, but am I the only one here who began singing the Ren and Stimpy log song to themselves as they got to the log mount? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halcyon_havoc Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Ahaha. Thank you for using Kai Zykken as the salesperson. He's the most adorable little twerp I've met so far in this game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nixao Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 HAHAHA! You got me At first I thought The Sandcrawler mount was real I know i'am dumb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith-Viscera Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Was that suppose to be an April Fools joke? More like, April Drools. But i guess it was kind of funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TUXs Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Would that be a Traffic Jam or a Log Jam? Well done lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teclado Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 I'd rather see mounts where the mount rides you. Or perhaps your companion gets on your shoulders and you carry them around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anaesha Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 I'd rather see mounts where the mount rides you. Or perhaps your companion gets on your shoulders and you carry them around. That could be fun with Vette but some of the others like that Robot comp the trooper gets. nooooo thank you!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOHboy Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 ]I'd rather see mounts where the mount rides you. [/b]Or perhaps your companion gets on your shoulders and you carry them around. what is this Russia? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicoleisonfire Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 THE LOG OMG *dies laughing* best april fools joke ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kremsau Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Queue petitions for mega mounts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FerkWork Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Can Kai invest in cloning technology and study Trandoshan anatomy? I really need a Kephess mount. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JattaGin Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 details we need details. (...) If I use stationary mount on a steep incline and use mount while moving, will I break the universe? Only if you first make sword in box light sword so sword come out when opened and then if sword is back after sword, use light saber on box, and saber will be boxed after sword is out. Ontopic: Great article. Excellent pitching of his new startup. Dat one stationary mount. I must haz it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FerkWork Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 (edited) i'd rather see mounts where the mount rides you. Or perhaps your companion gets on your shoulders and you carry them around. It's time, HK, I have need of you! Edited April 1, 2015 by FerkWork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercediz Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 they should of made a joke about how they were going to balance the classes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atrabilious Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 First of all, I love that big goofy face that Kai is making in the thumbnail. Secondly: That’s right, these new vehicles will move at a whopping 0% movement speed. You heard me right, zero. It’s like I always said, why go everywhere, when you can go nowhere? I died xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camelpockets Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 (edited) Maybe you should invest in Kai Zykken's Melee Class Trebuchet. Whoa whoa whoa... who gave you the authorization to use Trebuchet? Those things are OP as hell. I happened to be scrolling the Dev Tracker today and my eyes landed on this word. As a Freespace Pilot, I urge you not to use those damn missiles. Those are OP. You will break SWTOR. Listen to me Tait. It's a TRAP! Aha! I found what I was looking for. is what happens when you use a Trebuchet. Just picture SWTOR at the middle instead of the three ships. Edited April 1, 2015 by Camelpockets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthOvertone Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Awesome! I LOL'd at least 5 times while reading that article. I could even hear the Kai voice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfninjajedi Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Whoa whoa whoa... who gave you the authorization to use Trebuchet? Those things are OP as hell. I happened to be scrolling the Dev Tracker today and my eyes landed on this word. As a Freespace Pilot, I urge you not to use those damn missiles. Those are OP. You will break SWTOR. Listen to me Tait. It's a TRAP! Aha! I found what I was looking for. is what happens when you use a Trebuchet. Just picture SWTOR at the middle instead of the three ships. OMG another Freespace pilot? I'm happy, Freespace is awesome. Also yes..those things be OP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camelpockets Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 (edited) OMG another Freespace pilot? I'm happy, Freespace is awesome. Also yes..those things be OP. Wait.... Holy ****. There is another of my kind????!!! Please tell me you have played the Blue Planet campaign. The story is... such wow. Edited April 1, 2015 by Camelpockets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siniaera Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Why go everywhere, when you can go nowhere? Why is that also the stance you guys are taking towards swtor ? Seems like, Swtor why do anything ? when you can do nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TUXs Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 It's time, HK, I have need of you! HA! That's great lol!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOHboy Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Whoa whoa whoa... who gave you the authorization to use Trebuchet? Those things are OP as hell. I happened to be scrolling the Dev Tracker today and my eyes landed on this word. As a Freespace Pilot, I urge you not to use those damn missiles. Those are OP. You will break SWTOR. Listen to me Tait. It's a TRAP! Aha! I found what I was looking for. is what happens when you use a Trebuchet. Just picture SWTOR at the middle instead of the three ships. think you are confusing what a trebuchet actually is.. Tebutchet aka those things flinging rocks at battle of minas tirith in LOTR. not sure where this missile idea comes from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfninjajedi Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 think you are confusing what a trebuchet actually is.. Tebutchet aka those things flinging rocks at battle of minas tirith in LOTR. not sure where this missile idea comes from. Nah, there's a missile called the GTM Trebuchet in the space sim Freespace 2. It's ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camelpockets Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Nah, there's a missile called the GTM Trebuchet in the space sim Freespace 2. It's ridiculous. Only true sci-fi nerds like us would understand. It's pretty much a missile that has twice the firing distance of a normal one, twice the speed and turning rate, and like 80000000X more damage than anything in the game but beams. On insane (Hardest difficulty) if you are hit by one of those, well... unfortunately there aren't checkpoints. Most of the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfninjajedi Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Only true sci-fi nerds like us would understand. It's pretty much a missile that has twice the firing distance of a normal one, twice the speed and turning rate, and like 80000000X more damage than anything in the game but beams. On insane (Hardest difficulty) if you are hit by one of those, well... unfortunately there aren't checkpoints. Most of the time. Beams! Beams everywhere! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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