rayneneverwind Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 (edited) Rule #1: There is only Force Storm. No more. No less. Rule #2: It is perfectly acceptable, as a DPS or healer, to aggro more than just the small clump of mobs your group is dealing with (poorly) and Force Barrier when the extra adds are too much for the rest of the group can handle. After all, it is called God Bubble for a reason. Rule #3: Dark Heal is a-okay any time, any place, any where. Spamming it is even better. Rule #4: There is no reason whatsoever your Extrication should not be on cooldown. After all, if you don't help the tanks stand where you think (know) they need to stand, who will? Rule #5: Running low on resources? Consume when you're standing in AoE. Your healers will thank you for helping to sharpen their skills. Rule #6: All female. All naked. All the time. No exceptions. Rule #7: Saber Strike is completely viable. Nothing like insult to injury. Rule #8: It's perfectly fine that revivification matches that purple circle of death over there. Totally cool to place that lovely circle next to or on top of the deathly circle as well. Rule #9: Did the rest of the group wipe? Are the operatives and assassins in the group trying to cloak out to avoid repair bills? Go ahead and God Bubble. As long as you can. After all, the group that wipes together clears together*! Rule #10: Are there ledges nearby? Go ahead, it's the best time to teach your friends about the magic of gravity and extrication! (Which should never not be on cooldown anyway!) Rule #11: If you're madness, there is no other ability besides Force Lightning. Just remove everything else on your toolbar. It's complete clutter. Except Force Storm. Rule #11.5: Actually, just remove everything besides Force Storm. Refer to Rule 1. Rule #12: It is absolutely rational to God Bubble at 90% health. Your light armor isn't going to sew itself back together, right? And who wants to deal with those nasty repair bills? Rule #13: If another Sorc is, god forbid, stuck in his own God Bubble, go ahead and lend a hand! A quick Extricate will solve that problem. Your sorc buddy will be sure to thank you, especially if you manage to help him land in red! Rule #14: Of course you can take on that group of mercenaries and stealthers at the opposing objective by yourself. After all, it isn't called Flavor of the Month for no reason, no matter the level! Rule #15: God Bubble must be channeled for the full duration. No exemptions. None. This has been a Public Service Announcement, brought to you by the SSA (Secret Sorcs Anonymous). This information was in no way, shape, or form, manipulated with mind tricks of any kind or with any help from Zaina. * Results may vary. Edited March 20, 2015 by rayneneverwind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAMBamBam Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 I have a bubble from...God?? Nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
llayles Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Rule #6: All female. All naked. All the time. No exceptions. /5char Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
btmart Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 You forgot to add spamming overload as often as possible. Especially around melee teammates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orizuru Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 You forgot to add spamming overload as often as possible. Especially around melee teammates. Or when knocking back the targets will pull another group. Because sometimes the tanks just don't pull fast enough and our Force Storm dps suffers from not having enough targets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaina Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 When in doubt, blast it with lightning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnoowMeow Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Chain lightning is a special skill that can only be used whenever anyone in the FP or raid group CCs a target. Since it doesn't have a targeting reticle, it "doesn't count" as an AoE. Pre 3.0, I loved running with sorc healers in FPs that used chain lightning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BishopSMASH Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 (edited) Also, whenever channeling force storm, it is mandatory to shout "UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAA!!!!" at the screen for the duration of the ability Edited March 20, 2015 by BishopSMASH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthEccen Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 Also, whenever channeling force storm, it is mandatory to shout "UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAA!!!!" at the screen for the duration of the ability I was doing this before 3.0. Was I doing it wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom_VI Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 Rule #6: All female. All naked. All the time. No exceptions. correction: All sorcs must be female and must wear either XoXaan's chest wraps or Sensuous Dress Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FerkWork Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 I was doing this before 3.0. Was I doing it wrong? Now you can shout it while having Ulimited Power activated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaina Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 Now you can shout it while having Ulimited Power activated Yo Dawg... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalfear Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 10 rules of Marauders (and ) was funny and in good spirit these 15 rules honestly just read as a bitter player lashing out for no other reason. I do allot of flashpoints and ops as a sage and sorc and can say I can count on one hand the number of times Ive seen a sage or sorc pull the tank during battle. And I been here in game since closed beta. So for that one to even hit someones list tells me they get pulled ALLOT because they are out of position and wiping groups (and not listening /reading requests to move to proper spot). List wasn't overly funny or valid honestly and shouldn't be mentioned in same breath as the extremely well done 10 rules of a marauder or Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
btmart Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 (edited) I thought it was hilarious. Poking fun just the same as the 5/10 rules of maurader/sentinel. Why? Because it's soooo true! lol There are some good sorcs and sages out there, but I tend to run into a lot of them that are just button mashers. Edited March 21, 2015 by btmart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hebruixe Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 10/10 would refer noobs seeking guidance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrangeDais Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 10 rules of Marauders (and ) was funny and in good spirit these 15 rules honestly just read as a bitter player lashing out for no other reason. I do allot of flashpoints and ops as a sage and sorc and can say I can count on one hand the number of times Ive seen a sage or sorc pull the tank during battle. And I been here in game since closed beta. So for that one to even hit someones list tells me they get pulled ALLOT because they are out of position and wiping groups (and not listening /reading requests to move to proper spot). List wasn't overly funny or valid honestly and shouldn't be mentioned in same breath as the extremely well done 10 rules of a marauder or ^ This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FerkWork Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 I find it funny. I don't see the OP as bitter. An exaggeration? Of course, just like the Mara list You don't see my force charging ahead of tank anywhere (also have everytime survived WB on Yavin and Torque even as ranged have been obliterated by circles or floor vents. And still I laugh at both lists as I play both classes. We need 10 rules for all Advanced Classes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtJeremy Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 correction: All sorcs must be female and must wear either XoXaan's chest wraps or Sensuous Dress I have a female sorc and I don't wear either of those. But I assume this comment is a joke. Although with all the naked Sorc females I see on my server I don't think it is. Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varium Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 Rule #6: All female. All naked. All the time. No exceptions. Force let me be forgiven as I have sinned, I have fully armored female sorc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drkodin Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 I learned 3 thing with these 15 rules: 1) I have a LOT (read: mischief) to learn about using extricate. 2) At wrist, I'm an average sorcerer, which is good to know. 3) I want to play my sorc. really bad now. [refer to pt. #1] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taramayne Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 (edited) Rule #6: All female. All naked. All the time. No exceptions. In compliance. Woo hoo! Edited March 22, 2015 by Taramayne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orizuru Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 I learned 3 thing with these 15 rules: 1) I have a LOT (read: mischief) to learn about using extricate. 2) At wrist, I'm an average sorcerer, which is good to know. 3) I want to play my sorc. really bad now. [refer to pt. #1] TOS - The corridor leading up to the Underlurker. This is the best place in the game to practice using Extrication. I recommend using it on your healers. They will love you for this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
light_senshi Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Rule #1: There is only Force Storm. No more. No less. Addendum: Cloud Mind is for sissies. Rule #6: All female. All naked. All the time. No exceptions. Corollary: All male characters must be armored from head to toe. If he's not dressed like a walking tank, he's obviously geared wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katahn Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Force Storm is actually kind of nice for a healer sorcerer. Target the tank and if they're doing well on needing healing you can easily throw some minor dps at everything around them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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