thermium Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Wish granted. The Jedi, however, forgot to ask for seats on those bicycles. Watch out for bumps. I wish . Granted but Skee-Lo goes to alcoholism. I wish I had 999 billion credits ingame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionamaster Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Granted but Skee-Lo goes to alcoholism. I wish I had 999 billion credits ingame. Granted, but you receive the check upside down and accidentally drop it into the center of a pentagram. Mistaking it for a "666", the devil appears and brutally murders your character. I wish I had 180 Set Bonus gear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thermium Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Granted, but you receive the check upside down and accidentally drop it into the center of a pentagram. Mistaking it for a "666", the devil appears and brutally murders your character. I wish I had 180 Set Bonus gear. (LOL! good one) Granted but Zeus appears out of nowhere and says "Only I can be that powerful!" and you go completely mad because you never know Zeus existed and the initial shock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thermium Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 OMG sorry I forgot to put a wish and killed the thread lol I wish I was a wizard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaxSithari Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 OMG sorry I forgot to put a wish and killed the thread lol I wish I was a wizard. You're a wizard - wizard being that goofball expression used in TPM that everyone hates. So now, you're what people think of when they hate. I wish I had a Krayt dragon pearl in real life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thermium Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 You're a wizard - wizard being that goofball expression used in TPM that everyone hates. So now, you're what people think of when they hate. I wish I had a Krayt dragon pearl in real life. Granted, but you get a subliminal thought to swallow it, you swallow it, choke and die. I wish I had a kings throne made out of solid emerald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaxSithari Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Granted, but you get a subliminal thought to swallow it, you swallow it, choke and die. I wish I had a kings throne made out of solid emerald. The Corrupted Wish Fairy looks at your request and says "what does this person want with an emerald toilet?". Nevertheless, your wish is granted. You receive a lab-created emerald toilet, erm, "throne", that is the perfect size for a doll house. I wish I got a bantha in my next Cartel Pack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamarkast Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 (edited) The Corrupted Wish Fairy looks at your request and says "what does this person want with an emerald toilet?". Nevertheless, your wish is granted. You receive a lab-created emerald toilet, erm, "throne", that is the perfect size for a doll house. I wish I got a bantha in my next Cartel Pack. Granted, but while questing on Hoth your character was attacked by a Wampa and carried into it's den. You barely escaped with your life and still ended up laying on snow slowly freezing to death. Your friend came by and killed your Wampa to put you inside of it. I wish the Stormcloaks never existed [edit] [in Skyrim] Edited May 29, 2014 by jamarkast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PossibleJr Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 (edited) Granted, but while questing on Hoth your character was attacked by a Wampa and carried into it's den. You barely escaped with your life and still ended up laying on snow slowly freezing to death. Your friend came by and killed your Wampa to put you inside of it. I wish the Stormcloaks never existed [edit] [in Skyrim] Granted, but they're replaced by a faction devoted to a Justin Bieber- like person whose music makes your ears literally bleed, and damages all non-devotes, whilst granting immortality to devotees i wish my lawn would mow itslef Edited May 29, 2014 by PossibleJr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidenti Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Granted, but they're replaced by a faction devoted to a Justin Bieber- like person whose music makes your ears literally bleed, and damages all non-devotes, whilst granting immortality to devotees i wish my lawn would mow itslef Wish granted. Unfortunately, the lawn didn't stop with itself and is now mowing down everyone in Sheboygan, Wisconsin. I wish the Holiday Special DIDN'T suck. -bp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamarkast Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 (edited) Wish granted. Unfortunately, the lawn didn't stop with itself and is now mowing down everyone in Sheboygan, Wisconsin. I wish the Holiday Special DIDN'T suck. -bp It seems the brownies that were granting your wish got confused. The drinks on Alderaan are *much* better now. I wish Gelrood could be defeated Edited May 29, 2014 by jamarkast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PossibleJr Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Wish granted. Unfortunately, the lawn didn't stop with itself and is now mowing down everyone in Sheboygan, Wisconsin. i can live with that It seems the brownies that were granting your wish got confused. The drinks on Alderaan are *much* better now. I wish Gelrood could be defeated granted but he can only be defeated by castrating yourself and making him choke on your testes i wish i had some pizza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlienEyeTX Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 i can live with that granted but he can only be defeated by castrating yourself and making him choke on your testes i wish i had some pizza Granted! But it's soggy and smells of old lady... parts. I wish another network will pick up Revolution so I can see what happens next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maullum Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 Granted! But it's soggy and smells of old lady... parts. I wish another network will pick up Revolution so I can see what happens next. Granted, it's an hour special, someone forgot to replace a fuse. Everything's better now. I wish I could have Theron Shan as a companion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PossibleJr Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 Granted, it's an hour special, someone forgot to replace a fuse. Everything's better now. I wish I could have Theron Shan as a companion. granted, his cybernetics go haywire and he treats you as an enemy i wish my jedi sentinal could dual wield double bladed lightsabers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maullum Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 granted, his cybernetics go haywire and he treats you as an enemy i wish my jedi sentinal could dual wield double bladed lightsabers Granted, but you may only light one blade at a time. I wish I was a powerful Jedi Master. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LanceCorporalDan Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Granted, but you may only light one blade at a time. I wish I was a powerful Jedi Master. Granted, but you were killed by a lvl 18 sith warrior named SirPwnzAlot during a heroic on Balmorra. I wish my trooper was the most popular member of his unit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlienEyeTX Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Granted, but you were killed by a lvl 18 sith warrior named SirPwnzAlot during a heroic on Balmorra. I wish my trooper was the most popular member of his unit. Granted, but this leads to jealousy and he is murdered by his own best friend. I wish jedi and sith played American football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeltaBos Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Granted, but this leads to jealousy and he is murdered by his own best friend. I wish jedi and sith played American football. Granted, but they both use the force to try and control the ball, and as a result it's just going to sit at midfield for eternity as both sides are trying to push/pull it. I wish I had a hot girlfriend who played SWTOR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToMyMa Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Granted, but they both use the force to try and control the ball, and as a result it's just going to sit at midfield for eternity as both sides are trying to push/pull it. I wish I had a hot girlfriend who played SWTOR. Granted, but it turns out she's been cheating on you through SWToR. I wish I had the powers of the Sith Emperor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayklen Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 Granted, but it turns out she's been cheating on you through SWToR. I wish I had the powers of the Sith Emperor. granted,You use them to commit suicide I wish my beagle chopsey never ran away and get hit by the car going 40 in a 20 and die from bleeding out in the middle of the *********** road where no one helped him.I miss him everyday . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theUndead Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 granted,You use them to commit suicide I wish my beagle chopsey never ran away and get hit by the car going 40 in a 20 and die from bleeding out in the middle of the *********** road where no one helped him.I miss him everyday . Granted, but he comes back a quadriplegic and requires constant care which puts a strain on your life. I wish I could have a epic one on one dual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LanceCorporalDan Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 (edited) Granted, but he comes back a quadriplegic and requires constant care which puts a strain on your life. I wish I could have a epic one on one dual. Granted, but it's with your evil father, and he chops your hand off! I wish I catch a lot of fish on my trip today! Edited June 8, 2014 by LanceCorporalDan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PandaZombiePie Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 (edited) Granted, but it's with your evil father, and he chops your hand off! I wish I catch a lot of fish on my trip today! Granted. You catch Moby Dick and lose your nose. No one believes your story. You become Voldemort. I wish I was the mother of dragons. Edited June 8, 2014 by PandaZombiePie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adaliaya Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Granted. You catch Moby Dick and lose your nose. No one believes your story. You become Voldemort. I wish I was the mother of dragons. Granted! But dragon babies are hungry, pee inside, and burn your house. Your insurance company does not believe you and your life is very stressful I wish I had loyal, hot boyfriend who played swtor :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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