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Worst Star Wars Quotes To Use In Bed 2.0


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You know, there are a lot more Star Wars than just the movies.

 

"Somehow, I expected more." - Yun, Jedi Knight 2

 

"I should have aimed your head when I had the chance." - Kyle Katarn, JK2

 

"He is one of the few that actually uses two lightsabers in battle." - Rahn, JK2

 

"I am here for my well deserved payment." - 8t88, JK2

 

"Well, your blessed ship is going to be in the repair bay for the next few days." - Jan Ors, JK2

 

"Like always, I owe you. Can you take care of her for me?" Kyle Katarn, JK2

 

"Without going into too much detail, Jerec has been quite generous in his offerings. Unfortunatly you don't factor into them." - 8t88, JK2

 

"Familiar, yes? I found it in your death father's home." - 8t88, JK2

 

Stormtrooper: Is this a drill or something?

Stormtrooper: I have no idea. Somebody told you that?

Stormtrooper: No, it's just that we haven't had any drills in a while...

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"My results were less than ideal, master. There is no excuse for this failure." - C2-N2, The Old Republic

 

"Perfectly delivered on schedule. It was my pleasure to serve." C2-N2, SW: TOR

 

"I was just wondering how I might serve you better, master. I'll start this task immediately." - C2-N2, SW: TOR

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This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them - TPM

 

Messa Jar-jar Binks - TPM

 

He will come to you, and you will bring him before me - RotJ

 

You don’t need to see his identification … - ANH

 

he has too much of his father in him - ANH

 

Is she fast enough for you old man? - ANH

 

You have your moments, not many of 'em, but you do have 'em - ESB

 

Wait. Oh My ! What have you done. I'm backwards you filthy furball - ESB

 

You're a fighsty little one, but you'll soon learn some respect - RotJ

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"You just got Bossked."

 

-Bossk, Robot Chicken Star Wars

 

"How did this happen? We're smarter than this."

 

-Obi-Wan, Revenge of the Sith

 

"I sense a disturbance in the Force."

 

-Too many people to count

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Leia "But these are my friends.... Tell him they must be set free!"

 

"I can feel your anger... it gives you focus... makes you stronger."

 

"negative, it didn't go in. Just impacted on the surface."

 

 

 

 

 

my favorite from the last thread was a episode 1 convo after the bed. =P

 

 

RSF Pilot: "Whats that? it's blowing up from the inside!"

 

RSF Pilot 2:"... We didn't hit it!"

 

RSF Pilot 3: "Look! One of ours, out of the main hold!"

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"There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you." - Darth Vader

 

"I have waited a long time for this my little green friend." - The Emperor

 

"If money is all that you love, then that's what you will receive." - Princess Leia

 

"I have the death sentence on 12 systems." - Creep guy from Cantina scene in IV

 

Few of my favs have already been takin...

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"You've got something jammed in here real good." -ANH

 

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought." -ANH

 

"Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!" -ANH

 

"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid." -ANH

 

"I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me." -ESB

 

"Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?" -ESB

 

"There's an awful lot of moisture in here." -ESB

 

"That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while." -ESB

 

"Hurry up, golden-rod..." -ESB

 

"I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?" -ESB

 

"Possible he came in through the south entrance." -ESB

 

"Control, control! You must learn control!" -ESB

 

"Hey, point that thing someplace else." -RTJ

 

"I never knew I had it in me." -RTJ

 

"There is good in him, I've felt it." -RTJ

 

"Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie." -RTJ

 

"Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one." -RTJ

 

"Back door, huh? Good idea!" -RTJ

 

"She's gonna blow!" -RTJ

 

"I think you'll fit in nicely." -RTJ

 

"Rise, my friend." -RTJ

 

"Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"

 

Vader: "My son is with them."

Emperor: "Are you sure?"

Vader: "I have... felt him... my master"

Emperor: "...strange that I have not..."

 

you sir are the winner!.

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"Objection: Master, to commit such an act would be in violation of the ethics programming most droids are believed to possess." - HK-50, KotOR II

 

"Mockery: Oh, Master, I do not trust you! I cannot trust you, or anyone else ever again!" - HK-47, KoTOR

 

"Explanation: It's just that... you have all these squishy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea." HK-47, KoTOR

 

 

Ahhh, I love me some HK.

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