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Worst Star Wars Quotes To Use In Bed 2.0


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They came from behind! - Jek Porkins ANH

 

How can they be jamming us if they don't know...that we're coming? - Lando ROJ

 

Oota Goota Solo? - Greedo, ANH

 

I want every part of this ship checked. - Vader ANH

 

Come on buddy we're not out of this yet. - Han ANH

 

This is no cave. - Han ESB

 

It's just a dead animal. - Han ROJ

 

 

and possible the worst one...

 

I have it. My father has it. My sister has it. - Luke ROJ

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"Watch it, you've got one on your tail." ANH

"If you pick one up, watch it!" ANH

"He's on me tight, I can't shake him." ANH

"I'm on him Luke, Hang on." ANH

"The exhaust port is marked and locked in." ANH

"It's away!" ANH

"Hurry Luke, they're coming in much faster this time. we can't hold them." ANH

"R2 try and increase the power" ANH

"Yeehoo... you're all clear kid now let's blow this thing and go home!" ANH

"Hey I knew there was more to you than money." ANH

"Here goes nothing." RotJ

"Form up. Stay Alert we could run out of space real fast." RotJ

"That was too close." RotJ

"Oh, I see it. Oh, this is going to be easy." RotS

"We're on your tail General Kenobi." RotS

"Let them pass between us." RotS

"They're all over me, get them off my..." RotS

"They over shot us!" RotS

"No no no no. No, nothing too fancy." RotS

"Hold your fire, you're not helping here." RotS

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Jabba says:

 

"Yoobah koh ra doh ka mallo wampa mah yass ka chung kawah wookiee."

(The illustrious Jabba bids you welcome and gladly offers you the reward of twenty five thousand)

 

"Koo Leia. Cha too ma leia kahnkee, ya ee eema loh kah yah lee."

(You will soon learn to appreciate me.)

 

"Sah kootah day. Koos nooma!"

(Move him into position. Put him in!)

 

 

"Booma!"

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Han Solo - Sorry for the mess

:p

I know this one isnt really the point of the thread, but my favourite sex quote had to be kira carsen in a knight quest

Jedi master turned sith, to her lover - "I havnt even began to show you true pleasure"

Kira - "Then your not doing it right"

XD

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So. . . many. . . misquotes. . .

 

 

 

When I left you, I was the but the learner. Now I am the master."

 

 

 

I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee.

 

 

 

That's great! Don't get cocky!

 

 

 

Don't make me destroy you.

 

 

 

Myself, the boy, two droids. . . and no questions asked.

 

 

 

I think you'll fill in nicely. (Which actually makes this one more appropriate to the thread's theme, if you think about it. . .)

 

 

 

Get clear Wedge, you can't do any more good back there!

 

Also, Luke never said "You're my sister, Leia." What he said was:

 

The Force is strong in my family. I have it, may father has it. . . my sister has it. Yes, it's you, Leia.

 

Yes, I'm THAT guy.

 

Haha I was just about to be that guy till I came across your post. The Force is strong in this one!

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