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Worst Star Wars Quotes To Use In Bed 2.0


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Calo Nord:

 

One... Two... Three.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjGxPl7lFNU

 

Jango Fett:

"I'm just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe."

 

"I have a bad feeling about this.." -Guess who :p

 

"Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money." - This might be a tricky one for non fans, but if you think about who talks like that, you should get it streight away.

 

"No, no, NO. THIS one goes THERE, THAT one goes THERE!" -Han Solo fixing the Falcon with Chewie

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Stabilize your rear deflectors... Watch for enemy fighters.

They're coming in! Three marks at 2-10!

It's no good, I can't maneuver!

Stay on target.

*We're too close!*

Stay on target!

Loosen up!

 

-- Gold Leader and Gold 5 - ANH

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"Han shot first" - N/A

 

Not a quote, but my g/f would HATE to hear that argument in bed! (She thinks Greedo shot first...):rolleyes:

 

If you can find it, grab a copy of the original CBS/Fox VHS tape and show her again. :D

 

 

Han Shot. End of Story. He shot first and last, and only fired one round. :p

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If you can find it, grab a copy of the original CBS/Fox VHS tape and show her again. :D

 

 

Han Shot. End of Story. He shot first and last, and only fired one round. :p

 

 

Used to own a copy, but got lost in a move years back.:mad: But everytime I hear her describe how she thinks it went down, it looks like this:

 

 

*Ignore the intro if you want

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"At that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time." Biggs-EP IV

 

"You're lucky you don't taste very good." Luke-EP V

 

"But these are my friends." Leia-EP VI

 

"Now blow this thing and go home." Han-EP IV

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or how about these classics from jar jar

 

1) Watch out for da mackaneeks!

 

2) Oh Gooberfish

 

3) :

Jar Jar Binks: Where wesa goin?

Qui-Gon Jinn: Don't worry. The Force will guide us.

Jar Jar Binks: Ohh, maxi big da Force. Well dat smells stinkowiff.

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