JaeOnasi Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Does this mean the world still ends this year? Or is that only in Mayan lands? What are the numbers telling you on that one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocturnalgamer Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Awsome post loved it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiachsidhe Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 This is amazing. I quoted it and made a note on my facebook to preserve it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zhit Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Next the OP will be able to post proof that EA/BW used time travel to go back and screw with the WOW launch.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuw Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Next the OP will be able to post proof that EA/BW used time travel to go back and screw with the WOW launch.... we'd also likely discover that EA is actually skynet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sorrowsongg Posted February 10, 2012 Author Share Posted February 10, 2012 (edited) This is amazing. I quoted it and made a note on my facebook to preserve it. Thanks..the truth must be told.. Edited February 10, 2012 by Sorrowsongg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayfax Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 10/10 I burst out laughing at "play Titan." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazzello Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 Funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImperialSun Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 Great post OP. Brightened up an otherwise hum drum day at work You wins the interwebz for today Driz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sizzurps Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 (edited) Hi, There has long been a rumor that Blizzard had a mule inside Bioware with the only intention of wanting SWTOR to fail miserably. The idea is rumored to be that putting hidden subtle messages in mathematical format to the SWTOR players will secretly influence their mode and make them dislike the game and unsub. After some extensive analysis I have uncovered the shocking truth - these messages do exist everywhere! Here are some proofs of this that everyone should be able to recognize... First of all SWTOR officially announced that it would be starting its early access on 2011-12-16. Add up these numbers like 20+11+12+16 and you get 59. If you multiply that number by 2 (swtor have 2x .exe files) you get 118. Now if we give every letter in the alphabet a number like A=1 B=2 etc you will soon see the obvious below... P----L---A---Y---T----I---T--A--N 16+12+1+25+20+9+20+1+14 = 118 Another example: Patch 1.1.a launched 2012-01-28. Add these dates up and we get the number 20+12+1+28 =61. Again assign numbers to letters and we get.. E---P--I--C--F--A--I---L 5+16+9+3+6+1+9+12=61 More examples: There are 16 classes in the game (including mirror classes). Multiply that with the number of talent trees every class has access to (three) and you get 16 x 3 =48. Now multiply the number of warzones (three) with the number of tiers of PvP gear (three) with the highest amount of goals you can score in Hutball and still lose the game (five) and you get the number 3 x 3 x 5 =45. Now add the first number (48) with the second number (45) and you get 48+45 = 93. Now again use the numbered letters.. L-----O---L----P---V---P 12+15+12+16+22+16 = 93 More examples: Add the max level number (50) with the number of PvE tiers of gear (three) and you get the number 50+3 = 53. Multiply that number with the number of turrets in the Alderan warzone (three) and you get the number of 53 x 3 = 159. On top of this add the number of social tiers (ten) and you get the number of 159+10 = 169. Once again add the letters up by numbers and it all comes clear.. B---L---I--Z---Z----A---R--D--O---W---N---S 2+12+9+26+26+1+18+4+15+23+14+19 = 169!! A last example.. Take the number of maximum skill points (40) and multiply it with the number of talent trees (three) and you get the number 40 x 3 = 120. Now subtract the max number of companions you can send on crew skills (five) and you get the number 120-5 = 115. Now use the same letter formula and voila... P----L---A---Y---W---O--W 16+12+1+25+23+15+23 = 115!! The above is just some examples of the extensive amount of hidden messages in this game.. The above is not a product of pure chance. I have calculated the above scenario to only happen due to RNG once per 10^200! Personally I believe I should be awarded with atleast a 1Y free sub for cracking all those nasty secret codes and exposing them to the comunity Cheers //Kamasuthra Did the Blizzard "mole" recommend the HEROengine to BW? Edited February 10, 2012 by Sizzurps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xabana Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 I laughed. Thanks for the fun start to my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldon Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 Best post I've seen on these forums! 5 stars (if we could rate posts). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkanna Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 you seriously have too much time on your hands made me chuckle though heh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sorrowsongg Posted February 10, 2012 Author Share Posted February 10, 2012 Best post I've seen on these forums! 5 stars (if we could rate posts). Thank you:D Stay tuned, Im digging deeper and deeper into this mess of sublimal messages and I believe fairly soon in the future I will be able to post my very disturbing findings. Part 2 is soon to be revealed and this one will surely blow you off your chairs as its MUCH MORE SHOCKING results that I will reveal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainmerkin Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 your a loony, but good effort haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irishbrewed Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 Love this thread. I lol'ed my pants..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronPenick Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 You my friend have WAY to much on time on your hands. Thanks for the chuckle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 smile, they're watching you through your monitor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaeOnasi Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 Thank you:D Stay tuned, Im digging deeper and deeper into this mess of sublimal messages and I believe fairly soon in the future I will be able to post my very disturbing findings. Part 2 is soon to be revealed and this one will surely blow you off your chairs as its MUCH MORE SHOCKING results that I will reveal! My tinfoil hat is quivering with excitement! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hypernetic Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 As much as this thread is a joke, it really does seem like Bioware is sabotaging their own game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balrizangor Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 This was so shocking, it made me cry ... Very nice post OP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archangelsaske Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 Epic. Just epic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atomicfb Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 At least it wasn't a sky is falling thread... It was, "Thanks to numerology... Blizzard is Evil and Bioware is the victim" thread +1 Internets for effort Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuscad Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 As much as this thread is a joke, it really does seem like Bioware is sabotaging their own game. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFkAAvDkj9k&feature=related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varyajko Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 Sorrowsongg u're a poet ) i've already cancelled the subscribe and stop playing this idiotic game and spend my time and money for the buggs and 3fps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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