Balrizangor Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 (edited) Although I do not have a Bounty Hunter atm, my buddy's always cracks me up in group conversations when they end with "You're dead lady... dead." What's yours? EDIT: I also like "A power chair?! And here I've been usin' my legs like a sucker..." "Just don't kick the ball ! Hutt Don't have feet ! Show our sponsor Girradda the respect he deserves ! " I would kill for a bumpersticker that says "Hutt Don't Have Feet !" Edited February 1, 2012 by Balrizangor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronamo Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 "Droid, your bizarre praise makes it all worthwhile." -Smuggler PC in the Coruscant Gree mission chain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dawtree Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 "If we die, you're fired" Master Orgus during a Jedi Knight mission Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LyriaFrost Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Imperial Agent to someone trying to deceive her: "Never lie to a professional liar." *shoots them in the face* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myst Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 "Do you know what the temperature is out there? I have frostbite on my... somewhere you don't want to get frostbite." - Jedi Consular on going back out into the cold Ilum wastes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verce Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 (edited) Jawa near speader in anchorhead, customer "Hey! this driod you sold me is a piece of junk! I want my money back!" Jawa "No refunds! You Keep!" customer "But its busted! Stupid thing's vocabulator broke down as soon as I got home. Won't say a word now!" Jawa "Vocabulator not broken! Is feature!" This! Is feature lol Edited June 8, 2012 by Verce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spillz Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 "My trigger finger needs some exercise." "Enough yammering. Die!" Both BH quotes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlippinFlapJack Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 From the Sith Inquisitor; Some guy starts a conversation by saying something along the lines of "at last all my problems are solved." To which the SI replies: "Very few people look at a sith and see and end to their problems" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarjarloves Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 "I'll show you how to die" some guy on Alderan in the Imperial Agent storyline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horta Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Any Imperial character can say it, but the best one is in the female inquisitor's voice. At the Unfinished Colossus on Dromund Kaas: "Buy cheap slaves and get a rebellion. Everyone knows that." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Exar Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Bounty Hunter: *waves hand like the jedi mind trick* "You will realize what a complete idiot you are." Gault: "If you want me to steal your starship, remain unconscious." Crazy Man from smuggler starter quest on Ord Mantell : "If you get blown up, come back and tell me about it! EVERYONE ELSE HAS!" Vette : "The Galaxy is about to be down one cute Twi'lek..." (about to die) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aSpitefullRetort Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Sith Assassin on Taris talking to a quest giver "Did you just make up a word?" he replies "uhh maybe, I do that" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthDymond Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Sith Inquisitor quote after the last boss of the Black Talon (HM) says she's been sent to stop you: *Spoilers for SI Storyline* PC: "Your master sent you? My first teacher tried to kill me, too." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roshe Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Guss Tuno when I click on him from time to time: "Why are you always looking at me? Don't you trust me yet?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkondo Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Imperial Agent on Tatooine discovering the fake Mia Hawkins seduction before it can happen "Never lie to a professional liar" -Cipher Nine (Proceeds to blast fake Mia) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkondo Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Sith Inquisitor after Zash kills Ffon with lightning. "Wow, she really fried him, poor guy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GratuaCuun Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 'Citizens of the galaxy! I speak to you in the name of the Sith Emperor. Today... is a day of glory. Seven battle cruisers are en route to disputed sectors. They will reclaim our territories within the hour. Imperial Intelligence has arrested over nine hundred dissidents on Sullust and Bothauwi... The dissidents will be tried Judged And executed This is a warning to those who would oppose us. And an invitation to those who would join us. The Empire abides by the treaty of Coruscant - but should the Republic begin the war again; we will strike without mercy. And the time for choosing sides... Will be over' ~ All Imperial Classes during the Nar Shadda Bonus Series Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConradLionhart Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Corso Riggs: Why do I have to die? When a villain wants to kill you the smuggler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthLeeloo Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 One that still always stands out to me is a pretty simple one. Early in the SW story when you 1st get to DK. You can off Baras' servant and then Vette says somethin' along the lines of "Wow, didn't take you long to start up the death tally here." One of your response options is "It's about to double". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarpeSangrea Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 "Wow...there's useless, then there's you people" Common consular dialogue option Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jovianus Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 "This isn't glamorous work. We are sanitation workers, we clean up after the military and the Sith and do the jobs no one else will. Without us though the Empire falls apart. So we do whatever is necessary even if it's thankless and ugly, do you understand?" -Keeper, explaining what it means to be an Imperial Agent. "They're really afraid of you here aren't they? You come, you go, you're the friggin' secret police." -Kaliyo "I knew a guy who went to a Sith party once, he was the entertainment. He came back...wrong. We had to put him down. This place is messed up." -Kaliyo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vigilanis Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 I can never remember the whole speech but there is an odd welsh guy early in the Sith storyline who mentions ergonomic chairs... But one that made me laugh out loud when I heard it for the first time was Corso.. 'Now you're dumb, ugly and dead!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latherfal Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 There is the Coros RIggs 'dead dumb ugly one. Its the voice actor that makes it so funny. My favorite though is in the Smuggler quest line in Tatooine I believe. You can help a Jedi looking for a evil relic , paraphrasing, after the Jedi picks up the relic /waving hands in front 'You're not going to get all sithy on me?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JnEricsonx Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 I always liked this little exchange between my BH and Gault, who, while he may be planning 50 schemes at once, sure isn't dumb: BH: Jedi are all talk. Gault: No, I'M all talk. Jedi....Jedi are something else entirely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brewski Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 "I love assassinating assassins. They always look so ... surprised." Best line in the game so far, IMO. Someone mentioned this one: "There will be no survivors!" For me, when I hear that one, I always hear it in Andre the Giants voice from the Princess Bride. (But maybe that's just me.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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