MegaBubble Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 My favorite so far has been from one of the Alderaanian nobles. In a Republic-side quest where the noble's rival from House Thul contacts him via holo, he reveals to our ally from House Organa that he has done something that I won't reveal to to the tiny spoiler that I'd spill. But after the guy from House Thul ends the transmission, the nobleman from House Organa says emphatically: "Damn him! Damn his eyes!" ...Damn his eyes? He says this foolishness with such conviction and feeling that I literally LoL'd for about a full minute the first time I heard him say that. It still gets a chuckle out of me, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sikandar Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 You stab me in the back, I'll shoot you in the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SithLordDrew Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 "I would rather see Alderaan blown into a million bits then see it fall to the Empire!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EternallSlumber Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Sending Guss on a mission - "No problem. I know a guy..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EgonCarnby Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 When on Taris (Republic), after being infected by a Rakghoul for the serum and after the medical droid asks if you have any symptoms, including an insatiable hunger for sentient flesh. Jedi Knight: ''I could go for a nerf-burger, but I guess that doesn't count.'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banul Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 "Its so hard to be humble, knowing how great I am" -Smuggler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eferm Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 PC: I can feel your anger master Master: A blind, deaf, comatose, lobotomy patient could feel my anger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlownSi Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 BH mission on Tatooine, dealing with an experimental orbital strike weapon you will test. BH PC: "Good, I have been wanting to work on my crater making skills!" Not verbatim but close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightDLR Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 (edited) The first SI quest after reaching the Academy has the SI interrogating a prisoner: Prisoner: Please don't do that again. I'll do anything... SI: Entertain me. Sing me a song or something. Prisoner: Sing? Are you serious? I mean - sure, yeah. What should I....? SI: Something in the higher registers! <force lightning> Prisoner: Aaaargh! I also liked this one from Republic-side Taris: "May the Force be with you, because the science is stretched to the limit." Edited February 1, 2012 by KnightDLR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datku Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Actually from Black Talon when a SI says it was diverting. Moif says " Ah yes, when military strategy and sith entertainment combine its sure to be a good day." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForceCowboy Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 "I could do cartwheels with all the bacta they gave me" Overheard from two soldiers talking on Ilum. One who was wounded in the leg on Correllia gives this response. I LOL'ed. "There's pathetic, and then there's you people" One of the dialogue options for my Shadow. I crack up every time she says it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddygram Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Kira (after selecting the "do what you do best" option) - I'll reprogram the computers to call ME Master! And in the scene, I swear my jedi gave her the "yeah right" look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moneky Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 "I have a bad feeling about this." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
novaace Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 (edited) 2v-r8 says "I give you something beyond perfection master! you deserve nothing left" after failing a mission. If I can say things back to it i'll say "You screwed me beyond perfection you worthless pile of broken malwares! You wasted my creds, failed the mission, and give me false information right when I am about to purchase something on the 68th page! Either you give me a good reason, pronounce the word LESS, or you will mount your broken head at the ends of the warp drive outside of the ship!" Edited February 1, 2012 by novaace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiped Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 I have not studied the Jedi clan in any detail but I have heard your motto, "May the floor be with you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toepick Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 "its better than this guilt trip" haha..that kinda cracks me up every time lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calsetes Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 "This is... simply ridiculous." Of course, when my guy said this in an Esseles group, he was wearing nothing but gloves, bracers, a belt, boots, and a Smuggler leather hood thing. So... maybe it was in combination with that that it was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrip Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Did anyone else catch the princess bride line when you talk to Gault on your ship for the first time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khimemouse Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 (edited) Geris Paelid: "Perhaps you're interested in my sonic earwax removal system? Or this shiny globe. It will stay with you wherever you go." Me: "I've been looking all over Tatooine for an earwax remover and shiny globe salesman." Edited February 1, 2012 by Khimemouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragnfireut Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 My favorite so far has been from one of the Alderaanian nobles. In a Republic-side quest where the noble's rival from House Thul contacts him via holo, he reveals to our ally from House Organa that he has done something that I won't reveal to to the tiny spoiler that I'd spill. But after the guy from House Thul ends the transmission, the nobleman from House Organa says emphatically: "Damn him! Damn his eyes!" ...Damn his eyes? He says this foolishness with such conviction and feeling that I literally LoL'd for about a full minute the first time I heard him say that. It still gets a chuckle out of me, too. Ah....Young Frankenstein....classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jswizzle Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Nadia Grell owns my favorite quotes. Her voice acting is so good. "You picked on the wrong people!" and "I sense that, uhh no you'll just have to tell me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pleinar Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Paraphrasing my sith Inq: "You are a big droid. You can handle that yourself." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-Bee Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 "Everything you see here is for sale" ...but that was a lie afterall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTurniipKing Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 "i want to wear robes of solid gold." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sprite Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 "I think they ate Outpost Five" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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