Maaruin Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Jedi Consular: [Force Persuade] "We will forget that we were here." Imperial Warden: "I will forget that you were here... why am I talking to myself?" (Also on Nar Shadda.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elbrop Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Darth Baras: "Tell...me...what...I...want...to...know!" Best bit of voice acting in the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupremeLegate Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Oh and a SI line I particularly enjoyed, when confronting Darth Scotia in his office and he goes on about disrespect, or some such. "If you think that's bad, you should meet my other personality." Classic. I love that line, and any other time my SI mentions how crazy she is. But my favorite SI line, to date, would have to be when talking to the investigators. "How many times do I have to say it, it was me..me..me..me..me..me..me!" And they still don't believe you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raazmir Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 During boarding party, the captain of the ship goes off on a rant at you "You....soldier...make this woman quiet" *clubbed like a harp seal* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karaiblis Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 (edited) On Hoth an NPC says "We got caught with our pants down, and need someone to clean up the mess" Umm...I don't think that's the kind of mess I want to be cleaning up... Also, the first time I pulled out a certain female companion she said "My guns itch" I went "wait, wut?" She doesn't use guns, she uses a staff...what guns of hers itch? I'm stopping by the drugstore. Edited February 6, 2012 by Karaiblis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imnotawitch Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 (Paraphrased from memory, from the SI class quest on Balmorra) Republic Scientist: So, you kidnapped me so you could go skinny dipping in toxic waste? SI: Not exactly, I expect I'll be wearing my robes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bald Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 One of my favorite lines that comes to mind right now is from the Imperial Agent: "I love to assassinate assassins. They always look so surprised". This is not an Imperial Agent only phrase. I have heard it from my Agent and Sith Warrior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guildrum Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Dying wasn't quite on my agenda today. -Mah Smuggler The Trooper really needs more funny lines... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatefrenzy Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 "Someone give that man a blaaaaaster" Belsavis, Imperials recruiting a prisoner named Kato to the army. I love the voice and how he is saying it.. Especially ''blaaaster'' I love that dialogue, it goes something like this: (Imp Officer reading through a list of names of freed republic prisoners) ""Killer" Kato" killed an entire squad of republic troopers with... a shiv?" "That's me" "Welcome to the Imperial army, someone give that man a blaster" He's so gleeful, its amazing, i burst out laughing when i heard that in passing haah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeDanger Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Dying wasn't quite on my agenda today. -Mah Smuggler The Trooper really needs more funny lines... "Liberating is what I do best... next to blowing things up." (as the 'good' response) "We'll call it;" (Turian Airquotes) "'Operation Machine Rescue'" (/Turian Airquotes) "Good thing I'm no Jedi." (in context of taking out The Mountain) The Trooper does NOT lack comedic moments, trust me. Albiet a good amount of the snark comes from your companions, but still... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bald Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Kaliyo is very funny to have around. She said something that made me LOL today. The situation is that you just "romanced" a fallen Jedi on Taris. Bear in mind that me and Kaliyo sleep together and she never seems to bother when I flirt or getting intimate with other women. Not even giving me -1, most times there is no change in affection and some clever lines give me affection bonus with Kaliyo when I flirt other ladies. So here goes her line: "Just because she is a Jedi doesn't mean that you can't catch anything." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orlesian Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 (edited) SWTOR never lack of funny and great dialogue. "I brought Andronikus back!" - Sith Inquisitor The way the female says it so cheerfully makes me laugh. "Look at the bright side, tubby, bouncing back is probably something you're good at." - Bounty Hunter I'll get their attention--even if I have to tell knock-knock jokes. - Jedi Knight Edited May 19, 2012 by Orlesian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deviss Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Kira got some really awesome lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grania Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 (edited) I liked my troopers response to the ugnaught on Coruscant, it was something like "I'm not in the mood for a game of it said, ..it said" Edited February 9, 2012 by grania Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amien Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Adronikos Revel when trying to talk to him out and about "I like you and you like me, why ruin something like that with words?" LOL Anytime Khem Val offers to eat someone in my way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RepublicGurl Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Hmm, I am paraphrasing a bit because I cannot remember it perfectly: but during one of the quest lines for the Knight, she has to infiltrate a compound and deactivate a force shield. In order to do so, she has to face Imperials harboring bombs. --- [Quest Giver]: "And infilitrating the base shouldn't be too much of a problem for you, I hope, Master Jedi." Light Side Jedi: (faint hint of humor in her voice) "That's interesting; usually I should be running away from all of the gunfire and explosions." [Quest Giver]: (slightly surprised) "If I didn't know any better, Master Jedi, I'd say you're developing a sense of humor." --- ... I don't know why, really, but that little dialogue interaction made me smile. I guess because I am playing my Knight Light Side, she's usually a bit more focused on the task at hand, though showing her compassionate side when someone's injured or in trouble. To see a piece of her making a joke and communicating in a way that has nothing to do with tasks, makes it seem like more of her humanity is starting to peak through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aesten Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Can't recall where exactly, nor the lead up. But somewhere in Act 3 Agent storyline, an NPC your talking to is saying how he was kicking butt and taking names "... And then I took a Blaster Bolt to the knee." Bioware went there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledOne Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 (edited) I love that dialogue, it goes something like this: (Imp Officer reading through a list of names of freed republic prisoners) ""Killer" Kato" killed an entire squad of republic troopers with... a shiv?" "That's me" "Welcome to the Imperial army, someone give that man a blaster" "Or a knife, perhaps something dull and rusty?" He's so gleeful, its amazing, i burst out laughing when i heard that in passing haah There, fixed it for ya. Edited February 9, 2012 by ExiledOne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeltaEkotte Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 HK-47 boss fight in The Foundry "Prejudice set to maximium." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatefrenzy Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 SW one here. I believe its when you first fly to Drumond Kaas, You get off the shuttle and are greeted by Darth Baras's slave. After being quite helpful, his last bit of dialogue is to ask if he performed his services well. The Dark side option is to kill him. When you do, Vette says something along the lines of "Was that really necesarry?" To which the SW responds in a very comical way "What? It was a long flight" I cracked up haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putriss Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 HK-47 boss fight in The Foundry "Prejudice set to maximium." I laughed so hard that time that I forgot to heal and we wiped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LyriaFrost Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 (edited) Some of my favorites: Agent on Tatooine, when one of the 'ghost cell' assassins is trying to trick you by masquerading as your contact on the planet to get close and poison you. Agent: "Never lie to a professional liar." *shoots the assassin in the chest* ... Talking to Kaliyo in the ship. Kaliyo: That 'one shot kill' stuff you do is pretty impressive, actually. Agent: It's called aiming. Try it some time. Kaliyo: Nah, not my style. ... Bounty Hunter on Alderaan, sent to get half of the codes from an uppity noble, who proceeds to insult you thoroughly. BH: *punches noble in the face* Noble: You...you STRUCK me! Guards! Kill this vermin! *kills all the guards* Noble: If you prostrate yourself before me and BEG for my forgiveness, I might tell the baron that my information won't go to someone else! BH: You're a slow learner... *beats the crap out of the noble* ... Agent heading into Act-2, pretending to defect to the republic side. Kaliyo: Well, if it looks like you're going over for real, I'll shoot you, okay? Vector: Ah, Kaliyo, you're always the conscience of the team. ... And of course, Kaliyo's comment on Nar Shaddaa which other people have quoted. "Hey, bet that guy would lick my boots for twenty credits. Can I borrow twenty credits?" Edited February 9, 2012 by LyriaFrost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kesh_ Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 When you are flirting with Akaavi Spar as a smuggler, she is the perfect straight man to your humor as she never realizes you are mcking her. I forget the words (it was a flirt), you end it with Rawrrrrr like a cat and curling one hand like a claw. The delivery was ridiculously funny. Another time she asks if you are interested in her as a woman and you say " no", which comes out as "Seriously, can't a guy flirt without everyone assuming he's into chicks with horns." Lot of great funny lines for smuggler in wooing both Risha and Akaavi. Hit escape key a lot to try them all as they were all funny. When you flirt with Akaavi with risha beside you and say "I never argue with a woman with a plan", risha responds in a great sarcastic voice "Since when??" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanshan Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 "Cavnis what's going on in here, you know how I feel about dead bodies in my work space" - Fauler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RepublicGurl Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 Ooh! I have a new favorite line! I just started RPing a male Bounty Hunter (lo-ooove his smexy voice!!) and on the Starting Planet there is a bit of dialogue when my BH (Joshak) meets a starving couple. --- (Stepping into the couple's home and hearing their conversation) Joshak: "That's the spirit. If at first you don't succeed... reload." --- When I heard that, I burst out laughing. So great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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