iamthehoyden Posted May 4, 2012 Author Share Posted May 4, 2012 This actually occurs in the space missions: MALE JEDI KNIGHT: "Make way for the Jedi!" ...to which I inevitably respond, "And for ducklings." Too funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velaran Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 "I comprehend your meaning." --- Ven'arth, every quest ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velaran Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 "I comprehend your meaning." --- Ven'arth, every quest ever. Edit: Come to think of it, the Warrior in general seems to have some kind of complex with elaboration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FigureAnt Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 "Just tell me where to go" - Sith Warrior I wince any time I'm about to select answer that even remotely mentions location. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damask_Rose Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 My ls sw says "Sounds like a good oportunity for violence" way too often, and it doesn't fit her personality well either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellyria Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Some are fine, some are just annoying. Trooper - "I live to serve the Republic" or "For the Republic!" makes me want to hurt things. Especially when the option you chose is "I'll do it" or something simple like that. Bounty Hunter - "I need money up front." My poor BH never gets her money up front. Bounty Hunter - "Where do I come in?" Actually had that said three times in one conversation. The guy kept droning on and on but wouldn't tell my BH what her job actually was. Sith Warrior - "There won't be a heart left beating." or "Time to rage!" Ohhhhhhhkay. Sith Inquisitor - "Murder and mayhem await!" AKA, yes, I accept your quest to kill things. Sith Inquisitor - "Yawn!" I laugh every time she says this. Good times. Jedi Consular - "That is truly excellent news." Okay, I'm biased, I do not like FemConsular's voice, but that line drives me up the wall. Smuggler - "I'll do it blindfolded, just for fun." LOL, k. Smuggler - "I'm not one for causes, but I'm on board for that one." Sometimes I think she's on board for too many causes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birna Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Funny about the causes line, I think I've heard my smuggler say it once ever. The murder and mayhem one though. ALL THE TIME. Every time. All of the times. And my manquisitor really isn't very ... murder-y. The one that probably surprises me most when it happens is "A CHILD could do this" for the consulars. It's a weirdly brief, crabby moment in an otherwise aggressively zen character. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elliotcat Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Funny about the causes line, I think I've heard my smuggler say it once ever. I said it soooo many times on Coruscant. Haven't heard it since then, but for awhile it got REALLY annoying. She has enough causes to write like, ten college entrance essays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thebazilly Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 The one that probably surprises me most when it happens is "A CHILD could do this" for the consulars. It's a weirdly brief, crabby moment in an otherwise aggressively zen character. I dunno, my Consular is kind of a sassypants (sassyskirt?), so it sounds silly when she spouts the overly zen stuff every once in a while. I got really tired of hearing the stock Inquisitor lines, especially "Murder and mayhem await!" At one point with a flirt, my Inquisitor responded to a proposition with "Just show me where the fun is," which was fine in words, but utterly unfitting in tone and delivery. As for what I do like, the BH's "You aren't gonna cry, are you?" is pretty great. My BH is a huge dick, and the dismissive sarcasm fits him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tBenk Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 I find that the light side Trooper responses are all; "Sure.", "I live to serve!", "Why was I not informed of this?", and other totally regulation answers. They just aren't very enjoyable, and the voice is nearly ALWAYS the most monotone a sentient being can get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Dark_Lord Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Smuggler - "I'm not one for causes, but I'm on board for that one." Sometimes I think she's on board for too many causes. Same thing with "I suppose I can lower myself to do this" and the slightly less common "Just doing my good deed for the decade" on the Inquisitor. Apparently my story has stretched on for about six decades now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Same thing with "I suppose I can lower myself to do this" and the slightly less common "Just doing my good deed for the decade" on the Inquisitor. Apparently my story has stretched on for about six decades now. I actually like the "Just doing my good deed for the decade" line, since I've used that one RL for a few years now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Dark_Lord Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 I actually like the "Just doing my good deed for the decade" line, since I've used that one RL for a few years now. Of course, the absolute most annoying line for Inquisitors in the entire game is not said by the player character, but by a companion: "That's quite nice." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotwest Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Another space mission line. After a kill, the Imperial Agent will hiss "EGG-sellent!," in an over-ripe, mustache-twirling tone. I normally love the male IA actor's line readings, but boy, let him knock out one lousy enemy fighter and he suddenly turns into Montgomery Burns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeffrenBrek Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 I absolutely hate this: "Even Havoc Squad could learn from a veteran" Trooper Trainer. "Command's sending new tactics all the time" Trooper Trainer. "I have completed my task then" SW (Every single time...) "The Minister of logistics is making sure the war effort is well supplied" (That's why we have to pay, eh?) "I'd be happy to volunteer" Trooper (It's so annoying and he says it every five minutes) I love the following though: "I break beast's necks in my sleep" SW (The way he says it is just awesome) "I didn't even break a sweat" SW (See above) "Murder and mayhem await!"SI (it just sounds so insane, I love it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamthehoyden Posted May 5, 2012 Author Share Posted May 5, 2012 One to add to the "I love it" column. Trooper: "If you stab me in the back, I'll shoot you in the face." She doesn't get to say it nearly often enough, but it's pretty awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tetokito Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Well, mine didn't bother me at first, but when playing my trooper she literally says it every other conversation. So I made it my sig. Followed by: "I could do this in my sleep! MAYBE I WILL!" (-1 Jorgan affection) Or better yet- "There won't be a heart left beating" (-1 Vette affection) Even better that it's a SW at LS 2. Picking any option where the text says in essence, "I'll do the job", invariably leads to this over the top phrase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 "I'd be happy to volunteer" Trooper (It's so annoying and he says it every five minutes) Which just goes to show that Star Wars is in NO way connected to the real world. So either A) the Trooper is the biggest suck-up in the Army, or B) the Trooper has no concept of self-preservation. Pretty much any soldier who's ever been in a warzone will tell you, the key to survival is NEVER volunteering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gratulor Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Don't leave me hanging! - Bounty Hunter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noondancer Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 It always sounds terribly insincere when my consular says "That is truly excellent news." in that sing-song manner.The inquisitors "I can absolutely do that." always makes me twitch as well, absolutely just seems a really weird word to say then. Not a fan of SW "Time to rage" either. On the plus side, I like "I do not appreciate dramatic pauses" so much that I've adopted it into my colletion of catchphrases. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlippinFlapJack Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 One to add to the "I love it" column. Trooper: "If you stab me in the back, I'll shoot you in the face." She doesn't get to say it nearly often enough, but it's pretty awesome. I was just getting ready to make that exact post. I play a female commando and I love the way she says this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thebazilly Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Thought of another one I love. The Bounty Hunter's "I haven't met anyone who's blaster-proof" line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddygram Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Hate list #1: Vector's "We are the Dawn Herald." - I hate that line. It's silly and unnecessary and he says it ALL THE TIME!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redfurry Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 The one that probably surprises me most when it happens is "A CHILD could do this" for the consulars. It's a weirdly brief, crabby moment in an otherwise aggressively zen character. On a similar line: "Better than dealing with this guilt trip!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sethroque Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 I've never met anyone who's blaster-proof. (This is still one of the better ones, to be honest, and often makes me laugh) This one is pure win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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