Eillack Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 To prevent a necro-thread I'm recreating the older one. As the title states, state what you this is the worst Star Wars quote to use in bed and who said it (if you know) or what the source was. Sources: Episodes 1 - 6 Any of the comics / graphic novels / books Any of the Star Wars shows that have been made over the years Any Star Wars video games I'll start.... THEY ARE REAL TO MEEEEEE ! - Cloned Galen Marak, The Force Unleashed II Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikModi Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 (edited) Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell! - Han Solo, ANH You were right about one thing master. . . the negotiations were short. - Obi-Wan Kenobi, TPM At that speed, will you be able to pull out in time? - Biggs Darklighter, ANH Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my way? - Princess Leia, ANH Get your toe out of my ear! - Han Solo, ANH radio drama from National Public Radio I guess you don't know everything about women. - Princess Leia, ESB I thought they smelled bad on the outside! - Han Solo, ESB This deal is getting worse all the time! - Lando Calrissian, ESB Short help's better than no help at all. - Han Solo, RotJ And finally, my number one (and should be the most obvious) Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper? - Princess Leia, ANH Edited March 13, 2012 by ErikModi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrandAdmrlThrawn Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought. - Princess Leia ANH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamonddug Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 (edited) "I've got a bad feeling about this."- More charaters in Star Wars movies games and books than I want to list. "When I left you I was but a student now I am the master." ANH Vader "I am your father."- ESB Vader "I'd rather kiss a wookee." -Leia ESB "I Love you.""I know." -Han and Leia ESB & ROTJ "Good kid don't get cocky." -ANH Han "Don't make me kill you."-ROTS Vader "" -AOTC Edited March 13, 2012 by Diamonddug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostriderHawk Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Almost there... - Garven Dreis, Red Leader, A New Hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamonddug Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 (edited) "You have failed me for the last time." -Vader ESB "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" -Vader ROTS , Luke ESB "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy." Obi-Wan ANH Edited March 13, 2012 by Diamonddug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taleek Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 "Look at the size of that thing!"-Wedge Antillies "Back door huh? Good idea."- Han Solo "Me, the boy, and the two droids, no questions asked."-Obi Wan Kenobi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkanna Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Han Solo: Chewie and I'll take care of this, you stay here. The Emperor: In time you will call *me* master. Luke: I won't fail you. I'm not afraid. Yoda: You will be. You... will... be. Luke: You're lucky you don't taste very good. Princess Leia: Into the garbage chute, fly boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prestab Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 (edited) Its a trap!! Evacuate in our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances. Edited March 13, 2012 by Prestab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgelon Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 "I've got a bad feeling about this" just about everyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faefrost Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 " I have the worst job in the Droid Army... and it just went into overtime..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 "Sorry about the mess." - Han Solo, A New Hope "For you, no apologies." - Wrenga Jixton, Shadow Stalker "There are too many of them!" - unnamed female Jedi from Bounty Trail "You're my sister." - Luke Skywalker, Return of the Jedi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokonoso Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 "You've got something jammed in here real good." -ANH "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought." -ANH "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!" -ANH "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid." -ANH "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me." -ESB "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?" -ESB "There's an awful lot of moisture in here." -ESB "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while." -ESB "Hurry up, golden-rod..." -ESB "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?" -ESB "Possible he came in through the south entrance." -ESB "Control, control! You must learn control!" -ESB "Hey, point that thing someplace else." -RTJ "I never knew I had it in me." -RTJ "There is good in him, I've felt it." -RTJ "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie." -RTJ "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one." -RTJ "Back door, huh? Good idea!" -RTJ "She's gonna blow!" -RTJ "I think you'll fit in nicely." -RTJ "Rise, my friend." -RTJ "Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!" Vader: "My son is with them." Emperor: "Are you sure?" Vader: "I have... felt him... my master" Emperor: "...strange that I have not..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RepublicChicken Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 "What a piece of junk!" - Luke, ANH “Look, good against remotes is one thing, good against the living, that’s something else.” - Han Solo, ANH “This is some rescue. You came in here and you didn’t have a plan for getting out?” - Leia, ANH “Boring conversation anyway. Luke, we’re gonna have company!” - Han Solo, ANH “You’re all clear, kid! Now let’s blow this thing and go home!” - Han Solo, ANH (and someone had to say it, so...) "May the Force be with us." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanteChaya Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Ootini!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugsington Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 I cannot believe no one has used - - - "It's not my fault!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Zorth_ Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 "Look at the size of that thing!" ~ Wedge Antilles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eillack Posted March 13, 2012 Author Share Posted March 13, 2012 "Gives a new meaning to 'two faced' hohohoh!" -Gardula the Hutt, Star Wars: Bounty Hunter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikModi Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 (edited) So. . . many. . . misquotes. . . "When I left you I was but a student now I am the master." ANH Vader When I left you, I was the but the learner. Now I am the master." "I'd rather kiss a wookee." -Leia ESB I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee. "Good kid don't get cocky." -ANH Han That's great! Don't get cocky! "Don't make me kill you."-ROTS Vader Don't make me destroy you. "Me, the boy, and the two droids, no questions asked."-Obi Wan Kenobi. Myself, the boy, two droids. . . and no questions asked. "I think you'll fit in nicely." -RTJ I think you'll fill in nicely. (Which actually makes this one more appropriate to the thread's theme, if you think about it. . .) "Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!" Get clear Wedge, you can't do any more good back there! Also, Luke never said "You're my sister, Leia." What he said was: The Force is strong in my family. I have it, may father has it. . . my sister has it. Yes, it's you, Leia. Yes, I'm THAT guy. Edited March 14, 2012 by ErikModi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stratoszier Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 'It's not my fault...' Han. ESB 'Finally, we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi,' Darth Maul PM. 'You're not actually thinking of going in there!!??' Leia ESB (about the asteroid field) 'With the blast shield down I can't see a thing' Luke ANH 'You can't win. But there are alternatives to fighting' Obi-Wan ANH 'I'm going in!!!' random rebel pilot. 'I can see there's no fooling you Anakin' Qui-Gon PM The most obvious 'That's no moon' Obi-Wan ANH Fanboys, I apologize if my quotes are not 100% dead accurate. Get a life if you're going to go through and correct them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulyanovsk Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 (edited) "Unlimited power!!!!" Edited March 14, 2012 by Ulyanovsk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamityy Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 "Hey, point that thing someplace else." "There's an awful lot of moisture in here." "Put that thing away before you get us all killed." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZenkoRimu Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 "I don't care what universe you're from, that's got to hurt." episode 1 " I can't do it, Mom. I just can't do it." Anakin, episode 1 "You're a funny little boy. How do you know so much?" Padme episode 1 "Something's happening. I'm not the Jedi I should be. I want more. And I know I shouldn't." Anakin, episode 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaug Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Luke: Come with me. Leave everything behind. Luke: Boy, it's lucky you have these compartments. Han Solo: Here's where the fun begins. Han Solo: What're you lookin' at? I know what I'm doin'. The Emperor: Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen. Princess Leia: I don't know who you are or where you came from, but from now on you'll do as I tell you, okay? Obi-Wan: I have something here for you Obi-Wan: This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Stormtrooper: Do you know what's going on? Han: Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot more heavily guarded places than this. Lando Calrissian: Here goes nothing. Han Solo: Sorry about the mess. Luke: So. You got your reward and you're just leaving, then? Princess Leia: [to Han] I knew there was more to you than money! Han: You know, sometimes I amaze even myself C-3PO: I never knew I had it in me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZaneG Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 (edited) "Stay on Target" " I cant your too Close" "Stay on Target" "Loosen up" Yellow Leader ANH Edited March 14, 2012 by ZaneG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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