mousestalker Posted March 7, 2012 Share Posted March 7, 2012 Not many people know this, but Bioware had at least four additional classes for each side (Republic and Imperial). They are as follows: Jedi Bishop- This took any number of forms (Pawn, queen, rook) but all were rejected once the developers settled on the Knight. Jedi Concierge- This class's concept and traits were folded over into a npc, C2N2. Trouper- The voiced singing wasn't a problem. What killed this class was it's demand for on spot choreography that seriously challenged the graphics department as well as a tendency by play testers playing this class to upstage the other players. Snuggler- It was felt that this class was too clingy. Sith Whiner - The less said the better. It's still being played on these forums right here, mostly in the general discussion section. Sithian Inquisition- Dropped because no one expected them. Deer Hunter- Class was dropped when playing 'russian roulette' with blasters proved one hundred per cent fatal. Imperial Attorney - This class suffered from two fatal defects. First, it was entirely too over powered. Second, playtesters universally complained of needing a shower after having played one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fallenthorn Posted March 7, 2012 Share Posted March 7, 2012 ROFL those are great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zibit Posted March 7, 2012 Share Posted March 7, 2012 need more posts like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartanash Posted March 7, 2012 Share Posted March 7, 2012 LOL xD Full of win :DD Moar pls x) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bahdasz Posted March 7, 2012 Share Posted March 7, 2012 LOL! Well done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrong_turn Posted March 7, 2012 Share Posted March 7, 2012 Deer Hunter- Class was dropped when playing 'russian roulette' with blasters proved one hundred per cent fatal. There is a part of me that loves the fact that a sizeable portion of the forum goers don't get this because the are too young. Then there is the other part that realizes that that means I am old. Also those were pretty great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohnoto Posted March 7, 2012 Share Posted March 7, 2012 Sith Whiner - The less said the better. It's still being played on these forums right here, mostly in the general discussion section. Hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moondragon Posted March 7, 2012 Share Posted March 7, 2012 Snuggler- It was felt that this class was too clingy. Sith Whiner - The less said the better. It's still being played on these forums right here, mostly in the general discussion section. Sithian Inquisition- Dropped because no one expected them. Imperial Attorney - This class suffered from two fatal defects. First, it was entirely too over powered. Second, playtesters universally complained of needing a shower after having played one. My 4 fav's by far. I'd totally play a Snuggler. Sithian Inquisition....COMMOOOON! I can't be that old with such a "refined" humor to be the only one to get that reference. Sith Whiner notes....ooooh yeaaaaaah. Especially in the general discussion section. And I disagree slightly with the Attorney. I wouldn't want to take a shower...I'd want to peel my skin off and get a fresh coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paxmendacium Posted March 7, 2012 Share Posted March 7, 2012 No one ever expects the sith inquisition! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katzith Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Thanks, I almost spit out my pizza all over my monitor over the Sithian Inquisition one, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProsaicProse Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 ROFL... Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinybum Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Darth Biggles, fetch... the cushion! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkhonos Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Love it! Sith whiner is possibly the greatest class ever conceived. A little OP, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kabjat Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 I wonder if the 'Sithian Inquisition' class was nixed because of one rather over the top ability...the 'Comfy Force Choke'? Stands to reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uvirith Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 I don´t get it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConspicuousTree Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Trouper and snuggler made me grin. The Sith Whiner and the Sithian Inquisition killed me. Although the Russian Roulette with blasters also greatly amuses me, particularly since people have shot themselves in real life by using a semi-automatic pistol to play the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinybum Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 I don´t get it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synaesthesia Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Brilliant thread, they all made me chuckle! More please... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MustrumRidcully Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 (edited) I wonder if the 'Sithian Inquisition' class was nixed because of one rather over the top ability...the 'Comfy Force Choke'? Stands to reason. I suspect that line of thinking gave us the mad scientist working on ergonomic chairs! Thank the force the worst was averted. Edited March 9, 2012 by MustrumRidcully Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmarer Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Sithian Inquisition- Dropped because no one expected them. Genius!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinybum Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 I suspect that line of thinking gave us the mad scientist working on ergonomic chairs! Thank the force the worst was averted. Absolutely. I laughed my head off when I heard that line! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNEAKYSIX Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Be good to add all who whine at an excessive rate should be made in game as skil test dummies. Force choke that fire range dummy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arecelis Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Thanks I needed a good laugh today and that did it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth-Doodle Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 I can just picture a group of Sith Inquisition chasing down a lone Jedi to torture him in the comfy chair and prod him with the fluffy pillows of death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elladan Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Venereal Agent - Their effects of sleeping their way through the galaxy did almost as much to wipe out entire civilizations as the Rakghoul plague. Snipper - The Sith vehemently oppose circumcision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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