Zhauric Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 Hard to remember them with so many alts. There is the one smuggler, female. Her delivery is what really makes it funny because she has the perfect tone. It's when you click your datapad to get your space mission and the Republic talks about you joining their space expedition and you say you want to pick your own sign name: "I want to be called..." she waves her hands looking up as if saying something magificent "cracker jack" Then she says, "That sounded a lot better in my head." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Eminok Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 (edited) I don't remember who this conver was taken with, but it made me LOL. Prisoner: Please let me go! I won't tell anybody, I swear! (Or something like that) Me: You must think I'm an idiot. Prisoner: Fine, fine, you're an idiot! Whatever you say, just please don't kill me. I couldn't stop laughing. I don't remember too well but here: Jaesa: I think I got to know him real well... or maybe I killed him. Or both. I don't remember. Edited February 27, 2012 by Darth_Eminok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tealo Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 -Gault: "If you want me to steal your starship, remain unconcious." during one of the companion quests for gualt he talks about an old friend who was an excellent smuggler/sniper or something. you - "She single?" Mako - "I heard that!" and -Mako: "We never go anywhere fun" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soultranna Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 -Mako: "We never go anywhere fun" Corso Riggs says something similar: "How come we never visit any NICE planets?" The delivery is right up there with Bill Paxton's line from Twister: "Why can't we spend a normal day together?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noon Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 "May the Floor be with you." Or something like that. It was just so unexpected that I lol'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gharlane Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 On the Black Talon FP when Grand whatever Kilren is talking via holo one of the choices my BH had was something like "boy your ugly"...well when I picked it and won she said something like "Is there something wrong with the holocommunicator or does your face really look like that" All I could think was "mannn hes gonna find me and kill me for that" hehe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KonguZya Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 One of my favourite smuggler moments is on Ord Mantel when infiltrating an Separatist base, you've just killed some guards and you're using the computer when a guy and his droid turn up. Guy: "Come on 4-SEN say it just like I taught you." 4-SEN: "The Republic lackeys will drown in lakes of fire and blood master.Death to all who oppose the peoples will master." Guy (to the smuggler): Hey there, we had some problems with relay converters, I need to check on the power core, you mind?" 4-SEN: "Master I detect the presence of several non-functioning humans. Specifically the bodies over there. Setting alert status red." Smuggler: "By the stars! Republic troops have invaded our base!" I also loved this part, so much that I pressed esc and repeated the convo 3 times to write it down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RabidPopcorn Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Esseles, First Officer Haken: "Get us out of here!" x 1000 (when there are many friendly NPCs walking around like nothing has happened) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG_M Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 one of the sith inquisiter lines after you kill this imperial officers sith son and he asks you why yyou did it and you respond I wanted to see what pattern his bood made the male sinqs voice just had enough wit and sarcasm to make it a really funny line wish i have the whole convo for that somewhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calitri Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Dear Czerka, please stop finding ancient horrible things. Love Kira. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harlin Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 "Work with me, or I shoot you in the face". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baalazar Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 (edited) The paranoid imperial officer on Dromund Kaas. "I used to be respected, you know. My word carried weight. One tiny mistake, and suddenly no one trusts me!My troops were acting strangely-plotting something. Obviously, they were traitors; all the warning signs were there.The smart move was to kill them all. How could I know they were planning a surprise party for my promotion?" Edited February 28, 2012 by Baalazar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VexedForest Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Something like this: Vexx: Vexx will shoot your ears off so fast, you won't even hear yourself scream! Bounty Hunter: *Aims gun* ears don't work like that, idiot. Vexx: Umm...whaa...shut up! *Attacks* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YolDovah Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Bounty Hunter class mission:Jedi: *waves hand* You will drop your weapons and surrender. BH: *waves hand* You're an idiot. i dont know if ive done that one yet but that was funny anyway not maybe the best line but i do love whenever kira says "eat lightsaber jerk" and "im nearly beating your record boss" or something like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larg_Kellein Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Vette: Towers ought to be towering. I approve. in othere words: towers gonna tower Hehe, I loved that one too, her delivery is perfect for it. Wish I got to play more with Vette, but My tanky jugg is just so much smoother with Quinn healing. Also, Vette is really high maintenance when you're dark side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted February 29, 2012 Author Share Posted February 29, 2012 Dear Czerka, please stop finding ancient horrible things. Love Kira. Silly Jedi, Czerka will NEVER stop digging up ancient horrible things! That's why they're called Czerka, and not people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LifeOfMessiah Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 (edited) Yes....swooping is bad oh, wait...wrong game Edited February 29, 2012 by LifeOfMessiah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LifeOfMessiah Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 (edited) I don't remember who this conver was taken with, but it made me LOL. Prisoner: Please let me go! I won't tell anybody, I swear! (Or something like that) Me: You must think I'm an idiot. Prisoner: Fine, fine, you're an idiot! Whatever you say, just please don't kill me. I couldn't stop laughing. I don't remember too well but here: Jaesa: I think I got to know him real well... or maybe I killed him. Or both. I don't remember. So far, this is the only one that got me laughing in this whole list Edited February 29, 2012 by LifeOfMessiah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWhacko Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Bounty Hunter: I'm really sorry for punching you in the face. Noble: (Insert fancy talk for 'you call that an appology!?') Bounty Hunter: I'm really, really sorry for punching you in the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgual Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 "I love assassinating assassins. They always look so surprised." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiar Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Can't believe nobody brought this one up! World quest giver on Dromund Kaas: "That Grathan's a real mad scientist type. Likes weapons, Cyborgs, Droids, Ergonomic Chairs!" I was laughing so hard I fell out of my chair. One of personal favs as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erevan_Kindelar Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 The Jedi Consular using the line "Wow, there is incompetent... and then there are you guys". It seems even more funny when said by a woman. Jedi are not supposed to be sarcastic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaperkeepet Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 "Didn't even get a decent scream outta him!" <- Skadge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiar Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Yes....swooping is bad oh, wait...wrong game lmao, they worked that line into both Dragon Age games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aethyriel Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 SI after you've defeated some Darth with a little trick he asks: "are you insane?" to which the SI replies with that perfetcy dry british "you think that's bad? You should see my other personality". on BT with any class really..."Is something wrong with the hologram or is your face supposed to look like that?" Also during the IA story while being tortured, if you have Lokin with you he says "Is that all you've got? I've done worse to family" after being hit in the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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