AdmiralOnasi Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 There's a line in either Maelstrom Prison or Taral V when you can say to Kilran, "Come on down here and I'll make both sides of your face match." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted April 11, 2012 Author Share Posted April 11, 2012 I can't remember who said it but he says in surprise, "Well, hang me by the Emperor's shorts." I also like the one: Well, paint me blue and call me Chiss. I also found this other one- "if you don't relax now and then, your going to be more uptight then the emperor's shorts." -Doc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whifi Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Don't know if it's been said but after being told to scout the wilderness on Ilum, my JK said: "Do you know what the temperature out there is?! I've got frostbite on my... somewhere where you don't want to gert frostbite..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Eminok Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Mako: I dunno, I'm not sure if he wasn't a holo, or maybe a bunch of mynocks in a human suit. Trooper: Stick a grenade in your mouth, it will make a lot of people happy. Bounty Hunter choice: Time to kiss the curb, tubby Bounty Hunter dialogue: Come on fat guy, you're not wanted here. (literally kicks him out the door and the man lands on his bottom) (Dialogue for the last one not exact, and it was to a body type 4.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted April 12, 2012 Author Share Posted April 12, 2012 Mako: I dunno, I'm not sure if he wasn't a holo, or maybe a bunch of mynocks in a human suit. Trooper: Stick a grenade in your mouth, it will make a lot of people happy. Bounty Hunter choice: Time to kiss the curb, tubby Bounty Hunter dialogue: Come on fat guy, you're not wanted here. (literally kicks him out the door and the man lands on his bottom) (Dialogue for the last one not exact, and it was to a body type 4.) I LOVE bounty hunter so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HumanSheild Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Bounty Hunter class mission:Jedi: *waves hand* You will drop your weapons and surrender. BH: *waves hand* You're an idiot. that was gona be mine!...classic. Bounty hunter has the best story in game hands down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted April 13, 2012 Author Share Posted April 13, 2012 that was gona be mine!...classic. Bounty hunter has the best story in game hands down. *waves hand* dont post repeats. We've done that quote bagillion-and-10 times. No offense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathByClown Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Everything Hk-47 says. his tone of voice and happy demeanor when he is ordered to kill me is just priceless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted April 14, 2012 Author Share Posted April 14, 2012 Everything Hk-47 says. his tone of voice and happy demeanor when he is ordered to kill me is just priceless HK47, ah, how ive missed you since KOTOR... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boldee Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 (edited) Lord Drowl on dk after poisoning the slaves... Me...Your a real sadist aren't you! Lord Drowl... This is no time for complements. Lord Drowl would have to be my favourite NPC in the game what with his London accent and evil wit. Edited April 14, 2012 by boldee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakkFrost Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Planetary questline this time, for Corellia. But hey, I'm playing my smuggler, so it still counts . Me ~ "The Empire might smell an inside job" Councillor Balos ~ "Don't worry, I'm an elected official. Lying is part of the job." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fcksjdf Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 (edited) bounty hunter "personally I am just here to shoot people and cause damage" i laugh ever time i hear that line. Edited April 14, 2012 by fcksjdf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted April 14, 2012 Author Share Posted April 14, 2012 Planetary questline this time, for Corellia. But hey, I'm playing my smuggler, so it still counts . Me ~ "The Empire might smell an inside job" Councillor Balos ~ "Don't worry, I'm an elected official. Lying is part of the job." Politics- Latin root, "pola", meaning many, and "ticks", a blood sucking parasite. Put then together- there ya go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wave_Fusion Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Tarel V Boss: "This is MY battlefield, scum! You only leave it in a bag!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soultranna Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Trymbo the Lunatic. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionamaster Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 I took this screenshot back when I was at this part, I LOLed , had to show some friends even. http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y6/Jedi_of_Night777/Lolalderaan.jpg Quick, get him to change his mind! Maybe we can change the outcome of the movies that way XD. Here's one. Translator: Giradda the Hutt commends you on your choice of entertainment! Giradda the Hutt: Tell them the winner may feast on my translator. Translator: The winner may feast on victory! Poor guy. But, he's still there every match, so I guess nobody shot or ate him XD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted April 15, 2012 Author Share Posted April 15, 2012 Quick, get him to change his mind! Maybe we can change the outcome of the movies that way XD. Here's one. Translator: Giradda the Hutt commends you on your choice of entertainment! Giradda the Hutt: Tell them the winner may feast on my translator. Translator: The winner may feast on victory! Poor guy. But, he's still there every match, so I guess nobody shot or ate him XD. I wonder what he tastes like. Oh, and I noticed your signature- ever what non-official business on mechanized travel is? I assume Joyrides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razgrizleader Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 during the second mission of the inquisitor storyline on korriban when you're torturing someone you get to make them sing. it's hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flaminica Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 From Kaliyo's second "love letter", in regards to going on vacation together: "we can pack Vector in a glass jar with air holes if you insist." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombiecrackers Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 Vette: "What? Uh... well... of course! Me and my buddy, the Sith. Nobody's gonna pick on me at school." After you take Vettes collar off it made me laugh quite a bit XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arixiwi Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 Got a while ago, recorded it to post on my Guild Forum xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted April 15, 2012 Author Share Posted April 15, 2012 Got a while ago, recorded it to post on my Guild Forum xD Ouch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khopesh Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 riggs- now you're dumb, ugly AND dead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esproc Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 If you wish to enjoy these most awesome lines from "Funniest line in game" then please read them. It is apparent that people are not reading any due to all of the repeats of repeats of repeats being posted. Please, please do not just post with out knowing you are repeating them for the 5th or 8th or even more time. Pretty well all of the posts above on this page are repeats from many others. Is there a way to edit these all out and clean this mess up? Just tired of looking into the thread when there are "new" posts to find all repeated lines. Pathetic really, as the posting without looking shows a lack of true caring about the "Funniest" lines in the game that are being said by others. BH /waves hand hand says (another repeated "funny") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_Ricdel Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 "Bah, typical jedi, slaughter a roomful of people and then apologize for it!" - a sith commander from class storyline, i forget his name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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