Kirameki Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 (edited) Sith female warrior romance with Malavai Quinn After Malavai Quinn finally shares his feelings for you : Sith warrior : I thought I'd die of old age waiting around for you Edited April 19, 2012 by Kirameki Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbsolutGrndZero Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 That prissy droid on Black Talon: "Greetings! My name is NR-02. My functions include diplomacy, translation, manslaughter, and calumniation." Actually you mentioning that reminded me of my favorite line ever since beta. "If you are concerned about the loss of life, I assure you the deaths of injured crew members will be strategically insignifcant." or something like that... I always seem to get the ending wrong when i quote it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DweezillKagemand Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 When Kaliyo says, Come out and so I can show you my gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
internaty Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 (edited) Narshadaa cis agant: blood money quest: Place this mine inside the vault step back and watch peace break out all over the galaxie. I never seen wierder way to achieve peace. Edited April 19, 2012 by internaty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluerodian Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 (edited) Alderaan class story. Quest giver: (After getting in an argument with someone) I'll give you double what I just paid you if you shoot him! BH: Well they're your credits. BLAM! I always crack up at that. Another on Alderaan: Don't worry tubby, if there's one thing you're good at, it's bouncing back. Edited April 19, 2012 by Bluerodian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted April 19, 2012 Author Share Posted April 19, 2012 Sith female warrior romance with Malavai Quinn After Malavai Quinn finally shares his feelings for you : Sith warrior : I thought I'd die of old age waiting around for you Condering it's ol' Quinn, dying for old age is an understatement. That guy puts "ing" in "boring". (I'd day puts the "bor" in boring, but calling Someone actually sounds kinda cool...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CloudCastle Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Smuggler has so many funny lines, you could probably fill up this whole thread. I'll try to be vague but just in case I'll put it in a spoiler tag: Smuggler discovers that a jedi she's been working with isn't really a jedi and has just been conning her. After she confronts him and he admits it, Corso says (paraphrasing here): "What is the world coming to, when you can't even trust anyone in a brown robe!" I still can't figure out if he was being serious or sarcastic. His deadpan delivery was just perfect though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elladan Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Kaliyo Proposal: Agent: "Kaliyo.... you really want to marry me?" Kaliyo: "I'm sticking around anyway, and like I said - seemed to make sense. So what do you say?" Agent: "I want to hear three words you've never actually used." Kaliyo:" You serious? You're not serious. We can call this off..." Kaliyo, leaning in to whisper: "Yeah, I love you. Tell anyone and I'll bite your tongue off." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CloudCastle Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Another few smuggler ones I like. Smuggler talking to a jedi during a holocall: "Is there a special 'guilt' power in the Force? Jedi always make me feel like I'm talking to my mom." And discussing the notorious gangster "Rogun the Butcher" with a jedi who was duped by him: "You do realize they don't call him "'Rogun the cuddly defender of orphaned jedi, right?" And on Voss, after being told by a very serious, upstanding Voss official that my smuggler lass will need a chaperone: Smuggler: "Are you going to make sure I don't kiss any boys? Is hand-holding ok?" Voss: "No." Of course, the amount of trouble she does end up getting into on Voss makes that look like small potatoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spne Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Was questing in Alderaan when suddenly: Kaliyo: "Only time i'm ever gonna be in a palace like this - ha! Makes you want to kick out the nobles and run around naked." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted April 20, 2012 Author Share Posted April 20, 2012 Another few smuggler ones I like. Smuggler talking to a jedi during a holocall: "Is there a special 'guilt' power in the Force? Jedi always make me feel like I'm talking to my mom." And discussing the notorious gangster "Rogun the Butcher" with a jedi who was duped by him: "You do realize they don't call him "'Rogun the cuddly defender of orphaned jedi, right?" And on Voss, after being told by a very serious, upstanding Voss official that my smuggler lass will need a chaperone: Smuggler: "Are you going to make sure I don't kiss any boys? Is hand-holding ok?" Voss: "No." Of course, the amount of trouble she does end up getting into on Voss makes that look like small potatoes. WELLLL? what trouble did you get into? bet I can beat your times there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted April 21, 2012 Author Share Posted April 21, 2012 I know this has been said- but I finally get it. Slavemaster: One more chirp out of you and... Vette: Chirp! Chirp chirp chirp! Slavemaster *activates slave collar* Vette: Oww! Ok, no more chirps. You know I CAN do other animals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 Ok, here is the full conversation between the smack talkin' Mandalorians on Tatooine: Mando 1: You're full of it. Mando 2: Nope. Mando 1: You saw a Sand person without his mask on? Mando 2: Yeah. One jumped me out in the wastes. I took him down and had a little peek. Mando 1: So? What did you see? How'd he look? Mando 2: Dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patsilver Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 (edited) Smuggler to a female Sith "I hope you got blisters all over your pale sithy feet" Edited April 22, 2012 by Patsilver spelling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spne Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 http://i.imgur.com/5FBl7.jpg Nuff said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted April 22, 2012 Author Share Posted April 22, 2012 http://i.imgur.com/5FBl7.jpg Nuff said. Not enough said. Been said before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veramillion Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 On my BH last night on Dromund Kaas Imperial Op on a bridge spying on a Sith. He starts telling you his problem. Sith lord yadda yadda ..need to watch him from far away....blah blah..why dont you go in there ...(then) "....Hes crazy. He like weapons of mass descruction, Droids and recliners." Could be I heard it wrong but thats what it sounded like:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted April 22, 2012 Author Share Posted April 22, 2012 On my BH last night on Dromund Kaas Imperial Op on a bridge spying on a Sith. He starts telling you his problem. Sith lord yadda yadda ..need to watch him from far away....blah blah..why dont you go in there ...(then) "....Hes crazy. He like weapons of mass descruction, Droids and recliners." Could be I heard it wrong but thats what it sounded like:D "he's the real mad scientist type. Droids, weapons, cyborgs, ergonomic chairs!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soultranna Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 Yet another Corso Riggs line: Taris, following a 'road' down what used to be a giant pipe. "How come we always end up runnin' through sewer pipes? Just once, I'd like to come back from someplace smellin' like flowers." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zekim Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 During a space battle, I was taking damage and from the back of the ship Mako yells "getting hammered back here". So, I'm trying to finish the mission but in my mind all I see is my full compliment of BH companions drinking in the back of the mantis??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamujin Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 I've not looked through the whole thread so sorry if this has been done already. This is a few lines from an Imperial NPC on Belsavis. Imp Soldier: Next! Name please Prisoner: Kateo Imp Soldier: Let's see ah yes there you are, "killer" kateo, butchered an entire squad of republic soldiers with........ a shiv? Prisoner: That's me Imperial Soldier: Someone get this man a blaster! Welcome to the imperial army kateo, if there's anything else we can get you maybe something dull and rusty? just ask! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeryBoring Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 Trooper story: Garza says: We have emergency at the senat, come immediately! Trooper (exited) : You want me to off a senator?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted April 24, 2012 Author Share Posted April 24, 2012 I've not looked through the whole thread so sorry if this has been done already. This is a few lines from an Imperial NPC on Belsavis. Imp Soldier: Next! Name please Prisoner: Kateo Imp Soldier: Let's see ah yes there you are, "killer" kateo, butchered an entire squad of republic soldiers with........ a shiv? Prisoner: That's me Imperial Soldier: Someone get this man a blaster! Welcome to the imperial army kateo, if there's anything else we can get you maybe something dull and rusty? just ask! And that's where operatives come from. And yes, I think that's been posted before. I remember editing it to be exact. One of my favorites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kotetsimaru Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 The old couple on Hutta who have no food. If you choose the "that's awful" response you get "On the plus side the wife here lost some weight since the foods run out" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted April 27, 2012 Author Share Posted April 27, 2012 Trooper story: Garza says: We have emergency at the senat, come immediately! Trooper (exited) : You want me to off a senator?? Ol' Garzy has no sense of humor... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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