Cortal Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 "On Korriban ... we hold parties every time a student dies" not sure if thats 100% accurate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thebetts Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 Prejudice Set To Maximum - HK-47 I get a chuckle every damn time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katakanasta Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 SI on Tatooine during the class quest: I'm not cute, I'm deadly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paokzu Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 This is a tough one, but the 1st one that comes to mind is: "The jedi will fall, and when they're gone the galaxy will forget their very existence." Lord Tetsu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paokzu Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 I love these type of forums. As I'm reading all these great responses I'm wishing there was a 'like' button. I don't want to repost stuff to proclaim it's awesomeness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petnil Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 Funny situation on tattoine with dark side smugler. I had a flirt going on with 2 females on the planet and ofc with risha and late in classquest on that planet all of them were in the same chat. For me my smugler was just the most fun. Especially like flirting with Risha when she´s still trying to resist my charms. Playing icequeen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sentanta Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 "and you will realise what a complete idiot you are" - My BH to a Jedi who tried to mind trick him - really made me LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cortal Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 (edited) SI: "How dare you torture someone without me" SI: "I find the best oath of loyalty is a man's firstborn son in shackles" i love how evil i am Edited March 11, 2013 by Cortal added another line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rashadk Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 (edited) Sorry, but I had to necro this just because of how hard I laughed at this line: Male Trooper romance story: ELARA: "When I'm with you I don't have to be the defector or intelligence asset. I can just be me" TROOPER: "How about the promiscuous nurse, or the Hutt slave girl? Maybe the Ambassador from Zeltron?" Edited February 15, 2015 by rashadk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugisttod Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 SI on Tatooine during the class quest: I'm not cute, I'm deadly! Seeing as the thread was already Necro'd... this one's my favourite too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latherfal Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Smuggler to Jedi picking up a Sith holacran. 'You're not going to go all Sithy by just holding it, are you?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrwellworth Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Man, I saw one earlier and was gonna type it out for here and I can't remember it. It was from a side quest on DK that always cracks me up. A guy describing Lord Grathan and the stuff he's got on his estate, and how sick it is, like new tech, cyborg soldiers, and he ends with "ergonomic chairs" I thought, man, they got ergonomic chairs? That always cracks me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoeyWash Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 I'll join in on the necro ... Kira Carson, General chatter/selection reply - "You know what I learned from my first (Jedi) Council meeting? I can sleep standing up!" or something similar to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZetaZoran Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 "Unless something unexpected or miraculous happens, then the Empire will lose this war." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LyraineAlei Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Trooper class mission on Coruscant, and if you chose to rescue the mad scientist guy's victims after they were insisting that they were cyborgs, open the door... And see a Cyborg Trooper. That was a good bit. I wish I remembered the line, and I'm busy playing my IA, but when the SI takes Khem to the first cantina on Tat, he tells a joke. He hates pazaak. Everything Blizz says. Necro fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HyperSonicOne Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 My smuggler when he is faced with the bounty hunters in Darmas's booth. He tells the blonde one "Is that hairstyle or did a womp rat die on your head?" When he has the exact same hairstyle. Also, my jedi shadow said: "In the quest for knowledge, you can do whatever it takes. Not that i'd recommend it..." During bounty week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dhadeus Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 "There won't be a heart left beating." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amadahy Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 My favorite lines will always come from my smuggler! Without being too spoilery... "Aww, did the instructions have too many big words?" "A smuggler, a spy, and a sith. Sounds like the start of a joke, actually." (not exact wording) "Stop waving your hand, you both look ridiculous!" (Not the exact wording but....) "What is with Jedi and guilt?! I always feel like I'm talking to my mom!!" and finally... "I wasn't planning on living forever, anyway. I'm in." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max_Killjoy Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 From the Bounty Hunter class mission on Rishi from SoR: "Stars! You're like a walkin'... does anything you're wearing not kill people?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VitalityPrime Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Inquisitor mission on Balmorra. It's a short quote...but it's so perfectly delivered. (male Inquisitor) The Imperial General contacts you and forces you to save his son or you won't get your serum. "It's your grave general" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halinalle Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 PCs? Most of the stuff my female smuggler said during class story. NPCs? "Dear Czerka. Please stop discovering horrible ancient things. Love, Kira." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TalonVII Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 (edited) Smuggler(espcially if mirilukan) "I'll do this blindfolded just for fun!" AAANND "If I die, I want to be buried with my ship." NPCs: "Eat lightsaber jerk" Edited February 15, 2015 by TalonVII Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister_Ewing Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 (edited) "If it will shut you up." Skadge, BH companion, when you send him off on a crew skill mission (sometimes) " My husband, the pushover! " Valk Beroya " I've seen jawas fight better, riduur! " Jos Beroya, Blood Hunt " You are strong ... but you could be stronger! " " The force is a weapon, I will show you how to wield it! " Sith Warrior Trainer "One of you has vowed to join the New Empire, but which one? I'm certainly not telling" Malgus, False Emperor ( i wish i would have actually been given a choice ) " His servants have waited for a thousand years... they will slay you, and return to the stars " Professor Ley’arsha, Athiss " Such minds. Such fertile grounds for terror. " " Sanity is a prison. Let madness release you. " Dread Master Raptus (Dread Palace) " Hahaha.... " Dread Master Brontes (Dread Fortress) (i like her laughter ) " Been waiting for you. " " Seemed like forever. " " But we get paid by the hour. " " So no big deal. " bounty hunters Jarg&Sorno (Karraga's Palace) " You are immortal! " wz announcement for an 18 medal streak (omg, i'm kephess) &many more favourites xD Edited February 15, 2015 by Mister_Ewing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aebrynis Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 This is (almost certainly) a massive paraphrase, but this, from the SI storyline on Balmorra: Iannos Tyrek: "You kidnap me and bring me back to the Empire...to make a serum...so you can go skinny-dipping in toxic waste?" Sith Inquisitor: " A sith's got to have some kind of hobby." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jovianus Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 (edited) "Is that you, my morose monster?" Sith Inquisitor to Khem after...the incident at the end of Act 1. “This isn’t glamorous work. We’re sanitation workers—we clean up after the military and the Sith and do the jobs no one else will. Without us, though, the Empire falls apart. So we do whatever is necessary—even if it’s thankless and ugly.”-Keeper explaining what it means to be an Imperial Agent. "They really are afraid of you aren't they? You come, you go, you're the secret police!" Kaliyo while running around with the Agent on Dromund Kaas. Edited February 15, 2015 by jovianus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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