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Fun? FUN!?

 

Forums are not about fun, you slack-jawed heathen! Forums are about throwing hyperbolic incendiary rhetoric back and forth at one another until the moderators have to step in and separate the mouth-breathing, gasket-blowing nerds before they suffer an aneurism!

 

If you don't see that, then you clearly fail not only at the game, but at life, and should promptly hurl yourself into the nearest trash incinerator, lest you infect the rest of the world with your epic fail! Zomg! Rofl! Lol! Ftw! And such.

 

*ahem*

 

:D

 

Where's the nearest incinerator, again? LOL

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Fun? FUN!?

 

Forums are not about fun, you slack-jawed heathen! Forums are about throwing hyperbolic incendiary rhetoric back and forth at one another until the moderators have to step in and separate the mouth-breathing, gasket-blowing nerds before they suffer an aneurism!

 

If you don't see that, then you clearly fail not only at the game, but at life, and should promptly hurl yourself into the nearest trash incinerator, lest you infect the rest of the world with your epic fail! Zomg! Rofl! Lol! Ftw! And such.

 

*ahem*

 

:D

 

This post should be stickied to remind all people to take themselves a touch less seriously. Awesome post, Lyria...but you forgot "pwn" and "lulz". :D

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I tried to keep myself from rolling on the floor.

 

You're telling me that a Jedi Knight, a trained defender of the galaxy, cannot even detect when someone is about to shoot them in the head?

 

It's moments like this that just make this game awesomely ridiculous.

 

Guess you missed Revenge of the Sith. All the Jedi were killed by troopers. :)

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I tried to keep myself from rolling on the floor.

 

You're telling me that a Jedi Knight, a trained defender of the galaxy, cannot even detect when someone is about to shoot them in the head?

 

It's moments like this that just make this game awesomely ridiculous.

Yes. A Jedi getting shot in the head makes this ridiculous.

 

Not hordes of aliens.

Not piles of droids wandering around.

Not intergalactic travel.

Not cyborgs who use the dark magic of an ancient religion building spaceships to blow up entire planets.

Not talking lizards who serve drinks to amphibious customers who in turn make a living hunting down flying fish and shooting them with laser guns so they can claim a bounty from a giant legless blob that talks.

 

Jedi getting shot in the head. That's where it all fell apart and became ridiculous.

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Guess you missed Revenge of the Sith. All the Jedi were killed by troopers. :)

 

 

Not only that but its counter-productive in using too many troopers.

 

Lots of blasters against Jedi from Attack of the Clones = instant loss

Fewer blasters against Jedi from Revenge of the Sith = instant win

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Did you even see Revenge of the Sith? The troopers got their orders, walked up behind a Jedi (Master) and then shot them in the back till they were dead, from like 5 feet away.

 

Original Trilogy - Jedi were the ****** defenders of the galaxy

Prequel Trilogy - Redshirts with flashlights

 

LOL'd at that. Redshirts!

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Oh, in honour of the original movies, Trooper PCs really need a special ability called

 

"Badly Aimed Shot" - Spectacularly and repeatedly miss your target at laughably short range. Stuns all enemy players and mobs within 10m as they are helpless with laughter for 10 seconds.

 

If this occurs less than half an hour after a respected authority figure has claimed that Troopers have greater accuracy than sand people, enemies are stunned for an additional 10 seconds.

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I tried to keep myself from rolling on the floor.

 

You're telling me that a Jedi Knight, a trained defender of the galaxy, cannot even detect when someone is about to shoot them in the head?

 

It's moments like this that just make this game awesomely ridiculous.

 

You never saw Attack of the Clones did you? If you had, you'd realize Jedi aren't super hero's.

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Did you miss Attack of the Clones or Revenge of the Sith with Jedi dying to non-Force users?

 

Well, if the Jedi characters weren't the best in the galaxy you might have a point.

 

However, you don't need to make a point. It's a game. The OP must think jedi should be the only class and steamroll through all PvE content save Sith opponents.

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Fun? FUN!?

 

Forums are not about fun, you slack-jawed heathen! Forums are about throwing hyperbolic incendiary rhetoric back and forth at one another until the moderators have to step in and separate the mouth-breathing, gasket-blowing nerds before they suffer an aneurism!

 

If you don't see that, then you clearly fail not only at the game, but at life, and should promptly hurl yourself into the nearest trash incinerator, lest you infect the rest of the world with your epic fail! Zomg! Rofl! Lol! Ftw! And such.

 

*ahem*

 

:D

 

That's freaking clever lol

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I tried to keep myself from rolling on the floor.

 

You're telling me that a Jedi Knight, a trained defender of the galaxy, cannot even detect when someone is about to shoot them in the head?

 

It's moments like this that just make this game awesomely ridiculous.

 

Seriously? You expected a game with PvP to allow anyone that rolls a Jedi Knight to kill 1000 players with impunity?

 

Something tells me that Sniper isn't your main.

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If they can't feel the "intention" of the killer, they cannot detect the act pre-effect. Thus the sub-conscious Order 66 programming bypassed the normal 'hate/anger' that accompanies an act of violence.

 

Don't remember the actually terminology in the books, but it strongly suggests that reading intent is an "active" ability that is largely focuseable.

 

i.e. jedi are very prone to tunnel vision when it comes to defense. Can put up pretty much 100% defense in a certain direction at the cost of being completely vulnerable to others.

 

Which would have made for a good gameplay mechanic. As it stands, it doesn't seem to matter which direction you attack somebody from, except for certain positional abilities.

 

2) Yoda who is VERY powerful and very well known to the Emperor hit in a swamp on degobah for years!

 

They actually explain that in the books. The cave that is "strong in the darkside" where Luke fights himself is where Yoda defeated a darkside master. His darkside death energy is cancelling out Yoda's lightside energy, making Yoda undetectable.

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I remember seeing Jango Fett mowing down some unfortunate Jedi in Attack of the Clones ... only to be killed by Mace Windu. Sounds like Hutt Ball to me. Kill, then get killed. Silly Jedi shouldn't have LoS his healers!

 

Either way, if you're concerned about the Jedi being killed by a Sniper, then maybe you are playing this game for the wrong reasons.

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SWG tried Jedi as the Alpha class. Wasn't rare to see one Jedi hold off 8 other players in a fight and win easily (1 v 8). It wasn't overpowered it was ALPHA!...Cue swish for dramatic effect:hope_06:

 

Jedi for a while did have permadeath though (3 deaths and your toon was toast).

 

Regardless the masses complained and Jedi were made available to all and nerfed down to other class'es strengths (though not as a direct result of the complaints).

 

Point is, Uber Jedi can't exist in an MMO unless all the classes are force sensitive imo.

 

P.S. I miss SWG :(

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THE JEDI ARE NOT GODS. REPEAT.

 

When Obi-Wan got his rear kicked by Jango Fett. When Luke barely survived his encounter with Jabba. When Darth Vader's ship was shot to pieces by Han Solo. When almost every Jedi in existence was killed by clone troopers. Or how about the books, where Jedi are killed off by Bounty Hunters, Assassins and regular soldiers all the time?

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THE JEDI ARE NOT GODS. REPEAT.

 

When Obi-Wan got his rear kicked by Jango Fett. When Luke barely survived his encounter with Jabba. When Darth Vader's ship was shot to pieces by Han Solo. When almost every Jedi in existence was killed by clone troopers. Or how about the books, where Jedi are killed off by Bounty Hunters, Assassins and regular soldiers all the time?

 

Darth Vader's ship wasn't shot by anyone (Vader fan here.../growl!). Han shot the TIE escort...who then veered off to the side clipping Vader's TIE Advanced.

 

Hint: Wingmen should never literally fly on your wing!!!

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When "Star Killer" from the xbox 360 game was being controlled by me, he was an unstoppable force that could avoid every attack and defeat even the strongest of bosses in the star wars universe with absolute ease.

 

When my roomate controlled him a lowly ranked regular npc would kick his behind.

 

It goes to show you that even the strongest jedi can have bad days.

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