Gibbs Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 The old forum (before the wipe) had a thread on what the worst quotes from Star Wars was, to use in bed. I'd thought it could be fun to revisit that subject. To get started I have a few ones (stolen from that thread): In that speed, are you sure you'll be able to pull out in time? Into the garbage chute, flyboy! Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you? Gold Five: Stay on target. Gold Leader: *We're too close!* Gold Five: Stay on target! Gold Leader: [shouts] Loosen up! Where are you taking this... thing? We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life. What are your best (or was it worst) Star Wars quotes, in bed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarpLTunnel Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 I thought they smelled bad, on the outside. Thats no cave. Who you calling "Scruffy Looking"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobaganusch Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 <Insert Partner's Name>, I am your Father! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodEnoughForMe Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 (edited) "This is Red 5, I'm going in." "Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?" Edited January 20, 2012 by GoodEnoughForMe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elladan Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 "I've got a bad feeling about this." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyetto Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 "Almost there... Almost there... ARGHH!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodEnoughForMe Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 "Everything I tell you is a lie." Talk about a mood killer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDTC Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 "You came in that thing?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshGooner Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 "Your powers are weak, old man." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustLovely Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Oh this thread is gold. "You under estimate my power!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkullTang Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 That's no cave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AelixVII Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 (edited) Reserved for something that hasn't been done, lol... Edited January 20, 2012 by AelixVII Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BapaJones Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 "It's a trap!" - Admiral Ackbar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jedimasterjac Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 "Size matters not" "I'm bringing it in for docking" "That's no moon" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slaveoneexpress Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 That's no MOON!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AK-Brando Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 "When last we met, I was but the learner. Now I am the Master!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EwoksKing Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 (edited) Epic post! "Use the force <partner's name>" Edited January 20, 2012 by EwoksKing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotacram Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Leia: I love you. Han Solo: I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthHarbinger Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 You are a very harsh master, Master. I like you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kamikazii Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartanik Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Laugh it up fuzz ball!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayceUlrand Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 "We can pay you 2,000 now ...plus 15 when we reach Alderaan." Alderaan can be substituted for climax, ZING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_Xenu Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 All of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Explosive_Lasers Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 "Looks like *sunglasses* Han isn't the only one that shot first!" YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJDunn Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 "Rise, my friend." - Emperor Palpy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts