NRieh Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 Best lines ever is female "wedding" speech. Possibly, already mentioned here... Poor good Corso... As for worst - I'm still unsure was it "Can't say sorry" to Rogun at Nowhere or that 200% bs about "rare herb for the sick grandma" to the security guy while smuggling away off Hoth Risha's SIS friend. Possibly, some better\worse are yet to come (I'm just finishing Voss) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melkathi Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 As for worst - I'm still unsure was it "Can't say sorry" to Rogun at Nowhere I am fairly sure that it was that one. I have yet to come across anything that makes me cringe as badly as that line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happysister Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 I am fairly sure that it was that one. I have yet to come across anything that makes me cringe as badly as that line. i thought that line was fricken' histerical... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melkathi Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 (edited) i thought that line was fricken' histerical... I'll overlook that because you have been very helpful to the community and very supportive with outfit screenshots Edited February 19, 2012 by Melkathi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DervimNorth Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 It goes like this: Risha: Which upgrade do you want first, Hyperdrive or sublight Engines? Smuggler:(if selecting Hyperdrive)The last thing I want is to get stranded in the middle of nowhere. Keep my hyperdrive...hyper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mapex Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 (edited) Tatooine:When talking to Tookreek for the first time in the bar, fast forward through some of the dialogue. If you stop spacebarring through the dialogue just as the Weequay is about to speak, the ugly Weequay will say 'HEY PRETTY FACE' in his creepy voice while zooming into the screen at rapid speed like how you would expect things to jump out at you in a horror movie. Scary but hilarious as hell. Alderaan:Helped the Teraans get their holochip and I get to talk to the pretty lady. Your companion knows its sexytime so they put out their line of dialogue before leaving the room. Of ALL the things he could say ("I'll leave you two alone, I don't want to be a third wheel, etc"), Bowdaar says: "I want to climb a tree before we leave. I'll be back..." Edited February 20, 2012 by Mapex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kodiack- Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 The quest line with Grand Moth Tyrek is comedy gold. Even the background music is classic. -K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm_Falx Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 Tatooine, start of the class storyline Bowdaar: This man smells of bad luck!Captain: Let me know if you smell anything else.Bowdaar: This whole place smells of bad luck - and Bantha sausage! Solidified my love for the wookie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricDuckman Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 (edited) While speaking to the Imperial Admiral on the holocomm in Maelstrom Prison, I got my new favorite Smuggler line. "You Imperials are all the same. It's always kill, kill, kill, kill, kill. Just for a change, why don't we settle this with an insult contest? I'll even let you go first." Edited February 23, 2012 by EricDuckman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turuce Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 You are about to see a real live hero in action Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zhauric Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 I didn't choose the same option when i did a gunslinger so when I was playing my new scoundrel and I got asked to join in space combat, I selected to choose my own name: "I want to be called crackerjack...hmmm that sounded a lot better in my head." Just the way the fem smuggler delivers it makes it so much more funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nanamew Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 My favourite: "I can charm the horns of a krate dragon!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoyProtocol Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Not per se a Smuggler line, but Corso's. On Taris, before heading off planet, I stopped by Beryl to say hi and bye. After some flirting, we were heading off to ah... sample her wine. What does Corso say? "I'll just er... go count the Rakghouls". Made me laugh hard still smile thinking of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diyanira Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/2334/sithcorrupt.jpg when tasked in Illum with confronting a sith master and apprentice. "They're not the kind of sith that's been physically corrupted by the dark side are they? You know how their skin gets all wrinkled and grey and gross? "uh.......maybe?" pretty much sums up why I at least stay neutral with all my characters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dizzyMongoose Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 Imperial Officer: This is Imperial property! Freeze!Me: If I listen, does that mean you won't shoot me? Because that seems out of character.Imperial Soldier: Good point. Don't we usually shoot them anyway...?Imperial Officer: Shut up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dizzyMongoose Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 "Is that Mandalorian armor, or am I just really behind current fashion trends?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dizzyMongoose Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 Akaavi: You have no idea what I'm talking about, do you?Me: That sounds even more embarrassing when you say it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsalemi Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 Voss bonus series: Quest giver (at the end of a long rant): "Well, what are you waiting for?"Smuggler: "You were on a roll, I thought it would be rude to interrupt." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ontos Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 Last boss of Essels "I love killing morons like you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dizzyMongoose Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 Me: (flirting with Akaavi) I never argue with a woman with a plan.Risha: Since when? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckoneful Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 I keep reading how great the female voice actor is but I can't get over the fact it's Lil/Phils voice from Rugrats. I noticed in as soon as I made the character and did the opening thing, had to delete it right away because I couldn't think of Lil/Phil little babies being... bad ***. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdzander Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 I think it's one of the stock sayings, but it always gets a chuckle out of me. "You people are a whole new level of hopeless." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckoneful Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 I think it's one of the stock sayings, but it always gets a chuckle out of me. "You people are a whole new level of hopeless." I don't remember ever saying that O_O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happysister Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 I keep reading how great the female voice actor is but I can't get over the fact it's Lil/Phils voice from Rugrats. I noticed in as soon as I made the character and did the opening thing, had to delete it right away because I couldn't think of Lil/Phil little babies being... bad ***. then you have deprived yourself of something awesome. i was planning to roll both a male and a female, but after hearing both voices, i had to make two females. the line delivery of the male voice just did not have the same effect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckoneful Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 Trymbo: Don't--Don't stand there. That spot is reserved exclusively for my gundark friends. You're clearly not a Gundark, your ears are too small. Listen, do you smell that? There's a pot of Alderaanian stew bubbling. But how could I smell it all the way on Ord Mantell? Smuggler: I'm betting you're completely insane. Trymbo: Insane? What? How--how dare you--oh, now I'm smelling Bakuran Cloudberries. BY the stars, those--those would taste awful in an Alderaanian Stew. Hmm... I do recall a man saying to expect a stranger coming for my chemicals. You seem pretty strange. Was he talking about you? Smuggler: You're inhaled a lot of chemicals haven't you? Trymbo: Did my Wife tell you that? She's been dead 20 years now, don't listen to her. People havne't had much luck getting my chemicals. Know why? Those ugnaught assassins in the woods attack everyone who visits me. Smuggler: Just had that thing over Captain Crazy. Trymbo: How dare you! I'm a Colonel! What you really need is a precision teleporter, but a former assistant crashed my prototype into the sun. Good luck friend, if you should explode please feel free to come back and tell me about it. Everyone else has. This whole conversation had me going *** the entire time with a few good laughs as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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