LordNythrax Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 So yeah, I'm totally That Guy. The guy in the skull helmet, dual-wielding black lightsabers. The guy picking every Dark Side choice whether it makes any sense or not. The guy who rolled Carnage Marauder just because the name sounds pretty awesome. I kick puppies and shake my fist angrily at rainbows, I steal candy from babies and commit war crimes at every opportunity. What's that? You're a more principled Sith who considers diverse perspectives? Sorry. I can't hear you over this kitten I'm eating. Problem is, I like to listen to music when I play games, but I don't really want to listen to Hootie and the Blowfish or something while I'm out torturing and murdering per my role as a fascist space wizard. I need some musical suggestions. Not just any musical suggestions, eeevil musical suggestions. I need some edgy kid music to play while I stomp out freedom and decency across the galaxy. If you've ever heard your song on the radio, it's probably not edgy enough. I'm not looking for some System of a Down, Linkin Park, suburban teenage angst material. Let's start with by Suicide Commando and go from there. I want the kind of music that's officially trying too hard and sounds like it was found in the bedroom of a kid who got sent to live with his aunt in the country after trying to set the cat on fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JattaGin Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 Two things: 1. If you need music to do your evildoings, then you are not THAT guy. 2. But since u need di music, and you claim that you are THAT guy, there is only one soundtrack for you. Put it on repeat: Inner Circle " " I know sometimes, you wanna let go. It's time. Do it. Come on. Do it. Join the light side. U know u wantz it. Deep inside u ah nice guy. Seriously, the question is what is b^d^ss music? For me, it's music like " ". Dubwise, no compromise! And I mean: NO compromise! The names u dropped ah weak. Forward the bass. Put a couple of 18" bass scoops in your living room, pull up the volume and if you cannot handle the pressure, u weak. (Beware: Don't listen on your phone! You need at least a subwoofer.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rion_Starkiller Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 I need an adult Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curulz Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Nickelback will put you in the killings mood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevorteX Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 This was such a fun intro I enjoyed rereading it 2-3 times. You are cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordNythrax Posted August 7, 2017 Author Share Posted August 7, 2017 If you need music to do your evildoings, then you are not THAT guy. Look, I've only ever made one light side choice, on Dromund Kass, when I spared Lady Grathan and her son, and I only did THAT because I knew you could pork her afterward and make Vette watch. So not only did I kill a woman's husband and then make Vette look on as I got down to some hardcore granny slammin' good times, it was technically the most moral thing I've ever done. Even my good deeds are evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnoowMeow Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 On the subway one day, this vicious-looking dude walked in. Everyone kinda inched away while he rocked out to his tunes and luckily ignored us. The train got full, forcing me to stand right next to him, close enough that I could hear his music. It was Bonnie Tyler: Total Eclipse of the Heart! I found that more frightening than nickelback or whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweessies Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Nickelback will put you in the killings mood True, but that only works if all the mobs you need to kill have the faces of Nickelback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foambreaker Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 (edited) You are not that guy because I am that guy If you are fighting to the beat you are probably out of beat with the fight. Just Sayin Edited August 7, 2017 by Foambreaker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepilk Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Dethklok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImmortalLowlife Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 Does it have to be metal or rock? Because if not I suggest something my label dropped recently. Mr Sche- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldSmasher Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 This may be a little old, but Metallica's (The whole CD) is pretty good at making you feel like starting some major wars..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tephlon Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 Try some Prurient, Navicon Torture Technologies, Whitehouse (e.g. "Bird Seed"), Jason Crumer, Gulaggh, or, like, Passenger of Sh.t, or Venetian Snares' "Winnipeg is a Frozen Sh.thole". Or, you know, anything from my RYM list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rion_Starkiller Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 Did someone say Meowtallica? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeneas_Falco Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ObsidianBones Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 Celdweller - The Imperial March. Yes, I know it's not metal but it's still bad-***. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldSmasher Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Did someone say Meowtallica? LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldLadyGamerType Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Celdweller - The Imperial March. Yes, I know it's not metal but it's still bad-***. You beat me to it! Yes, it's an amazingly awesome evil remake. Try looking up Galactic Empire, they do hard rock versions of Star Wars music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldSmasher Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 From the same CD 'Master of Puppets.' (I think it's from the same CD...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldSmasher Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 (edited) This is so BAD-ASSED!!! It is Damn, is the Dark Side of The Force evident in this music piece or what?!!? It's like you want to growl out, "Yield to me, or die!!!!" Edited August 9, 2017 by WorldSmasher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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