So yeah, I'm totally That Guy. The guy in the skull helmet, dual-wielding black lightsabers. The guy picking every Dark Side choice whether it makes any sense or not. The guy who rolled Carnage Marauder just because the name sounds pretty awesome. I kick puppies and shake my fist angrily at rainbows, I steal candy from babies and commit war crimes at every opportunity. What's that? You're a more principled Sith who considers diverse perspectives? Sorry. I can't hear you over this kitten I'm eating.
Problem is, I like to listen to music when I play games, but I don't really want to listen to Hootie and the Blowfish or something while I'm out torturing and murdering per my role as a fascist space wizard. I need some musical suggestions. Not just any musical suggestions, eeevil musical suggestions. I need some edgy kid music to play while I stomp out freedom and decency across the galaxy.
If you've ever heard your song on the radio, it's probably not edgy enough. I'm not looking for some System of a Down, Linkin Park, suburban teenage angst material. Let's start with
by Suicide Commando and go from there. I want the kind of music that's officially trying too hard and sounds like it was found in the bedroom of a kid who got sent to live with his aunt in the country after trying to set the cat on fire.