Jieljak Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Good One. I'm a professional MMO expert too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mahuloq Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 I approve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wuutha Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Thanks for making me smile in the morning. Have to admit, needed to read it 3 times - once I had my tea it started to pay dividence. Best post on these forums by far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Errrkill Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Thanks for making me smile in the morning. Have to admit, needed to read it 3 times - once I had my tea it started to pay dividence. Best post on these forums by far. Have another cup of tea, it's dividends. This thread is nothing but trolls.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fende Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Thanks OP, now i'm going to have to read every wall of text that's complaining about the game. Just in case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mutharex Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 If it's such a great game how can it EVER turn into a WOW clone? Oh no answer? gg Do you realize how silly looks when you ask questions and answer them in the same sentence and ten gloat like you did something clever? Probably not. Oh, wait... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wuutha Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Have another cup of tea, it's dividends. This thread is nothing but trolls.. Indeed, you made that very clear with your reply, now go back to sleep son. Bai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mutharex Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 I have to admit, it took me all the way through the first paragraph before I realized what I was reading, then spent the rest of the time laughing. After spending too much time going through the forums (not my brightest idea) this was a very welcome bit of entertainment, well done These forums are TOXIC, I suggest you only look into the class forums and other technical ones. general is a cesspit of trolls and whiny kids... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Errrkill Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Indeed, you made that very clear with your reply, now go back to sleep son. Bai. Your spelling keeps me up at night. Bye* yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Errrkill Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Do you realize how silly looks when you ask questions and answer them in the same sentence and ten gloat like you did something clever? Probably not. Oh, wait... Do you realize a question mark (see example below) denotes a question. So I asked two questions. Question Mark: ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retro_Chrome Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Truly hilarious, thank you , i will go to bed now watching hundreds of whiny kids cry themselves to sleep from reading your same post yay for the entertainment of sarcastic wit and humor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libertine Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 This game is awful. The millions of people playing this game and enjoying themselves are fools. You should listen to me and my opinion on the game that you worked so hard to create because I'm a professional MMO expert and can also predict the future of the gaming industry. SWTOR will go F2P in 2 months once everyone is tired of the voice acting. Most people are hitting spacebar already anyway, opening their easy mode map and hopping from marker to marker playing collect the gear. Seriously you guys couldn't make some new quests? It's all just start from point X go kill or click on N of Ys and then either return to point X or continue on to point Z. Also all of this instancing is terrible because I want to compete with 200 other people for the same quest objective that's on a 30 minute respawn timer. Also, what's with the lack of a LFD tool? I mean seriously. I should be able to click one button and be transported to the dungeon of my choosing with random other strangers. I find it tedious to actually have to talk to people and go to the area that links all of the dungeons together. So dumb. Another thing, your UI. I mean look at it. It's just there. I can't do anything with it at all. It just sits there taking up space. I can't drag things around like I want. Nevermind that I had to download, install and update (with every patch) at least 5 add-ons in other games to get the UI the way I wanted and it took years of trial and error to finally get this right. I want you guys to give me full control right away because it's 2011 and just because other games have had 7+ years worth of development on you, you should be past them already in every single area. I don't care if you've done your market research. I don't care if you've had the biggest and arguably smoothest/successful MMO launch to date. I speak for all the players out there because instead of playing the game that I paid for, I'd rather #occupy these forums and spew forth this hatred I have for you. Server maintenance? You're joking me right? This game should be online and active 24/7 because I'm a paying customer and I pay the right to play when I want. By taking servers offline during what you call 'non-peak' hours are peak gaming hours for me. Who needs to do things like sleep, work, go outside and productive when I could waste away in front of my computer playing a game that I despise because it's just a clone of WoW which is just a clone of EQ which is just a DIKU MUD clone. Oh and you have the nerve to toss out a nerf with the first weekly patch? My word. I've never seen something so idiotic in my entire life. Who cares if slicing was allowing players to have hundreds of thousands if not millions of credits in a much quicker fashion than those without the profession that could've potentially lead to a virtual economic crisis? It was profitable to me and I'm the only one that counts. Have you not figured this out yet? I haven't even mentioned how bad this game looks. I don't care if you're trying to cater to a broad audience with literally infinite variations in hardware/software configurations. You should be catering to me and my wants. I want my eyeballs to explode in graphical awe of your art conquests. Not this filth that you've presented me with. I don't care how many stunning videos of this game I see in 1080p this game looks like crap because I say it does. My uber system can handle more. GIVE ME MOAR. Space combat is another thing. If you're going to give me Star Fox, at least give me all of the controls. I keep waiting for Falco to come out of left field and take out that Destroyer for me, but noooooooooooooooo I have to fire the missles at it myself and then take my free credits, commendations, and xp for playing such an awful mini-game that is designed to give me a break from the grind of questing for my daily profits. I think this enough for now BW. You have been warned. This game will implode soon if you don't just scrap the whole project and start over because this game is a steaming pile of dung because I say it is and I'm a professional MMO expert and I speak for everyone here. hehe, i see what you did there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mutharex Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Do you realize a question mark (see example below) denotes a question. So I asked two questions. Question Mark: ? Do you realize what's the meaning of the words 'irony' and 'sarcasm'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szazi Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Server maintenance? You're joking me right? This game should be online and active 24/7 because I'm a paying customer and I pay the right to play when I want. By taking servers offline during what you call 'non-peak' hours are peak gaming hours for me. Who needs to do things like sleep, work, go outside and productive when I could waste away in front of my computer playing a game that I despise because it's just a clone of WoW which is just a clone of EQ which is just a DIKU MUD clone. This game should NOT be 24/7, every MMO needs MAINTENANCE or the game will break over time. You cant wait 2-4 hours once a week? Really? What are you, A loser? I refused to quote on the other things because basically, you are DEAD wrong. LFD tool? Really? Realllly? No we do NOT need it. Obviously you are a freaking WoW nerds, and you are clearly NOT a MMO expert. You have clearly no idea about MMOs. Besides TOR, WoW, was based on its predecessors. You sir, are an idiot. Therefore you should go crawl back in your mother's basement and eat crackers (or cheese w/e) like rats do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickenWangs Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1408990982160&id=4d14996588dd4e0127feeceb25ba63a7 gj i am surprised you put that much effort forth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Errrkill Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 (edited) Do you realize what's the meaning of the words 'irony' and 'sarcasm'? Do you realize that one man's sarcasm is another man's troll? Edited December 28, 2011 by Errrkill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mutharex Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Do you understand that one man's sarcasm is another man's troll? It seems you did wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning so I will just leave it there before I end up alienating you more btw the whole thread is sarcastic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImperialSun Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Superb...nice job OP. Gave me a laugh which I needed as I am back at work today Driz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImperialSun Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 This game should NOT be 24/7, every MMO needs MAINTENANCE or the game will break over time. You cant wait 2-4 hours once a week? Really? What are you, A loser? I refused to quote on the other things because basically, you are DEAD wrong. LFD tool? Really? Realllly? No we do NOT need it. Obviously you are a freaking WoW nerds, and you are clearly NOT a MMO expert. You have clearly no idea about MMOs. Besides TOR, WoW, was based on its predecessors. You sir, are an idiot. Therefore you should go crawl back in your mother's basement and eat crackers (or cheese w/e) like rats do. Try reading the post again...and prepare for incoming feeling of nausea Driz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lenoxx Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 It's funny to see how many people don't get sarcasm. 5 stars, my man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhoenixStar Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 (edited) OP is amazing. If the thread isn't deleted when I wake up I'll go through and read all the flames aimed at him for speaking the truth...and those who just plain can't read so they post knee-jerk responses. Edited December 28, 2011 by PhoenixStar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GabrielKD Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 (edited) At first I was like but then I loled Edited December 28, 2011 by GabrielKD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AokijiKuzan Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 I'm a professional analytic forum philosopher. Everybody should listen to me when I say GraunKrynn has the proper MMO-thority to make these claims. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ampalaea Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 I speak for all the players out there I don't remember I had vote for you to represent me... but honestly all your post conclude in this "I want the game to be like wow is now!!!I want LFD , I want ADDONS, I want EVERYTHING WOW HAVE NOW because I WANT THEM and YOU SHOULD GIVE THEM TO ME" so Rift have addons, LFD and FULL customizable UI...also it had Dynamic events and not only "boring" quests that want you to kill x and go from x to y... can you tell me Mr GURU why it failed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alegoss Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 i bet he goes under the name Athene !! XD for people who never played wow just look it up on you tube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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