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101 Things Bioware won't announce on Dec 1


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1. Subscriber rewards - dewback armor!

 

2. Cartel packs now feature a chance of either an item or a companion gift, at a new reduced price of 190CC!

 

3. Teaser trailer for Chapter X announcement trailer!

 

4. New endgame content, featuring super hard mode (SHM) flashpoints. All the FPs you know and love, just much harder!

 

5. New playable race: Ortolans!

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11) Price revamp in the CM to more reasonable rates. Additional charges and fees may apply.

 

12) Bug free patches for all!!! And to all a good streaming client!!!!!

 

13) No more weapons drawn when you ride a speeder....or run holding your cannon like a pistol. Instead all players shall run on their hands.

 

14) From now on we will get it right the first time...or perhaps the second time.

 

15) New Cartel Slot Machine!!!!

 

16) We have decided that all classes no longer require balance adjustments every few days. They will now be adjusted every few hours.

 

17) We will be once again appointing class representatives we will ignore.

 

18) We wish to thank the three players that participated in PTS, and advise them that we will no longer be testing patches.

 

19) All players will now speak like Treek.

 

20) We have nerfed companions yet again for 4.0.2b....because the forums have been too quiet for the last 24 hours. We hate that.

 

21) We would like to announce that Eric Musco is not a dev...but you are welcome to continue blaming him for everything. We don't like making people mad, so we let him do it. Who cares if they get mad at him....

 

22) We will begin playing SWTOR so we can get a first hand feel on how we are screwing things up. But not until after we patch the game. To do so before...well...that would be silly.

 

23) Bonus!!!! 200 cartel coins for every subscriber!!!! We are also implementing a 200CC tax the very next time all players log in...after the patch that gives you the coins, naturally. Enjoy!

 

24) We will be nerfing your class because.....good idea, that is why. And go shove yourself.

 

25) We will break more things. Then we will fix things that do not need fixing, and break more things. Isnt love grand?

 

26) There will be a patch applied tomorrow at 8AM GMT because you want to play and we enjoy shenanigans. After it is applied, you will not be able to log in and will have to download the entire game again.

 

27) We discovered that companions were speaking quite a bit during combat. Since this was the best idea ever, now companions will speak non stop until you log out. Winning!!!!!

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A Operation featuring SM for the masses Hm for mid tier, and NiM that wets your pants with its savagery. Along with the announcement that an Op will be released half a year

Nerf to AP Power Tech

Fix to NiM loot

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What they definitely won't announce is patch 4.03 in which:

 

1. They'll nerfed companions again, but also give us new consumable "companions boost" to buy from vendors, which make companions as they were after 4.0. This way both Pro-nerf and Pro-OP sides would be happy.

 

2. Instead of "balancing Heroics Star Fortress" (whatever this means) they'll give us solo mode as an option. So those who like grouping or have purple gear and welcome challenge could choose Heroics, and solo players with 208 gear could choose solo mode. Again, everyone's happy.

 

3. Instead of blocking some companions until we recruit earlier one (like witch Qyzen and Dr Lokin), they'll simply add console, which unlock every available companions mission after conversation witch quest givers. So finally we'll could choose which companion we want to have.

 

4. They'll add some different options then PvP/events for Pierce/M1-X4 and Dr Lokin.

 

5. They'll finally allow us to customize our new companions.

 

 

Yeah, one can dream...

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