FalcoLombardi Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Fact 100: Stormtroopers miss every shot because John Williams told them not to hit anything important Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Fact 101: John Williams is a BMF. It even says so on his baton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfninjajedi Posted April 10, 2012 Author Share Posted April 10, 2012 Fact 102: There are over 100 facts of John Williams awesomeness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guildrum Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Fact 103: There are infinite facts of John Williams' Awesomeness, we just cannot comprehend 99% of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skopekmatt Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Fact 104: John Williams baton once fell in the water, this created the shark from Jaws Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Fact 105: UNLIMITED POWER!!!! was actually Palpatine referring to John Williams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Fact 106: Obi-Wan: If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. Vader: As powerful as John Williams? Obi-Wan: Well, I wouldn't go THAT far.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oompaw Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Fact 107: John Williams can scare the %(* out of you with only 2 notes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valdrane Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Fact 108: John Williams beat up Chuck Norris! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfninjajedi Posted April 10, 2012 Author Share Posted April 10, 2012 Fact 109: John Williams is the reason why rain falls from the sky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grfu Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Fact 110: In a normal performance, an orchestra needs to constantly adjust their instruments to stay in tune. When John Williams conducts, he raises his baton and the instruments tune themselves out of respect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirdthestrill Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 (edited) Fact 111: Mustafar is on fire because one of John Williams' low notes hit it. Edited April 11, 2012 by Mirdthestrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfninjajedi Posted April 11, 2012 Author Share Posted April 11, 2012 Fact 112: John Williams IS better then sliced bread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfninjajedi Posted April 12, 2012 Author Share Posted April 12, 2012 Fact 113: John Williams is so powerful, that he transformed the lightside into the darkside and the darkside into the lightside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Fact 114: John Williams makes George Lucas make him a sammich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfninjajedi Posted April 12, 2012 Author Share Posted April 12, 2012 Fact 115: John Williams knows everything, he wrote books about nearly everything except on how to live forever thats his secret. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xirandir Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 116: Hyperdrives are actually just large speakers. If they turn on one of John William's scores, the ship reaches FTL immediately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datamonger Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Fact 117: "...and the naysayers did rise, and QQ'ed the forums relentlessly. But then they heard John Williams' music, and each note penetrated their hatred and made them calm again..." -Chapter 2,456,098, Verse 156:1,834, "The Book of John... Williams" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fyurii Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Fact 118: Chuck Norris was prostrate before John Williams, begging for his music to enter his life. John then made some music for him, and Norris' beard did sprout forth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikModi Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Fact 119: John Williams made Steven Speilberg change his mind about the theme to Jaws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vasinar Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Fact 120: At sunrise when John Williams produces his baton a second sun spontaneously combusts into existence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfninjajedi Posted April 13, 2012 Author Share Posted April 13, 2012 Fact 121: John Williams can fly using his music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fyurii Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Fact 122: The wax only melted on Icarus' wings because John Williams finished playing a piece of music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfninjajedi Posted April 14, 2012 Author Share Posted April 14, 2012 (edited) Fact 123: The reason Obi-Wan died, is because John Williams took away his beard power because it was dirty from sand. Edited April 14, 2012 by Wolfninjajedi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fyurii Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Fact 124: Anakin only survived on Mustufar because John Williams' music kept the fire from killing him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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