FooBard Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 He would not need a Lightsaber. He would just tell his enemies they were dead. And they would be. There would be no orbital space stations. The first time he used one, he would round house them out of orbit - they would crash on the nearest planet or moon. The Force would not be with him. It would be applied against the faces of his enemies. You would board his spaceship and find a pile of metal in a corner, and if you had scavaging skill, you would see it on your radar. It would be C2N2's remains. If you "inspected" him, your game would crash from getting an "overflow" error while calculating his stats. Looking at him sets your PVP flag. He does not have a PVP "flag". He is permanently PVP enabled. Red walls would not give him the message "You cannot enter this". He would just walk though them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urael Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 He would pwn you for misspelling his name in the title!!!11! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilsonzx Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 OK we all know Chuck Norris is a huge phoney. If he is so great he would come to my house and smash my head on thedssdoihwest34w09409 sdxc0-9 88usdedcx 0v9u sdeo490-it4wds0jdsd9vj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonimator Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 He would pwn you for misspelling his name in the title!!!11! Indeed he would! But he can't be a Jedi. He's already a Hunter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ophan Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Arrrggghhnnn grrrn gahr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr aaaahhh gaahhhhhhhh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfninjajedi Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Also he wouldn't need a ship, he could just fly on his own to the planets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayla_Felana Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 (edited) Also he wouldn't need a ship, he could just fly on his own to the planets. Chuck Norris wouldn't do anything, the planets would come to him out of fear and respect. Edited February 29, 2012 by Rayla_Felana Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBentOne Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Chuck is already in star wars. In star wars his name is Kyle Katarn . Only differince is that the fist under Kyle's beard is holding a Bryar Pistol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Zorth_ Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 He doesn't need a blaster pistol or cannon, He just points his fingers at enemies and yells "BAM!" and they'll drop dead.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfninjajedi Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 He doesn't need a blaster pistol or cannon, He just points his fingers at enemies and yells "BAM!" and they'll drop dead.. He doesn't need a finger, he just looks at them and they die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayla_Felana Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 He doesn't need a finger, he just looks at them and they die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonimator Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Chuck is already in star wars. In star wars his name is Kyle Katarn . Only differince is that the fist under Kyle's beard is holding a Bryar Pistol. You win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfninjajedi Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Kyle Katarn isn't Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris is The Force. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CelticMutt Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 If Chuck Norris were a Jedi, it'd make sense. After all, they're some of the most conservative, hidebound, backwards looking close-minded people in the galaxy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardim Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 The Force owes Chuck Norris five bucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SliggXx Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 If Chuck Norris were a Jedi, it'd make sense. After all, they're some of the most conservative, hidebound, backwards looking close-minded people in the galaxy. Most normal people can separate fun from political disagreements. I don't feel the need to comment on politics every time some mindless lefty automaton actor is brought into conversation. Can someone put the air back in the room? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mechavomit Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 The Emperor would be Chuck's companion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximand Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Kyle Katarn > Chuck Norris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SentinelSoldier Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Chuck Norris doesn't need a ship to fly FTL, he just looks at light and it stops and gets out of the way. Chuck Norris doesn't fly to other planets, the planets all come to him when he call them Before they said, "May the Force be with you," they use to say "May the Norris be with you." They had to change it because too many Jedi's brains melted after saying the sentence. Jedi and Sitlh stop fighting when Chuck Norris enter the room because their light sabers all call limp. The Death Star weapon was inspired by Chuck Norris' round-house kick, but the Empire could not make one powerful enough to blow up Gas Giants... like Chuck did in 2010: A Space Oddysey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Malevolent Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Chuck Norris doesn't need a ship to fly FTL, he just looks at light and it stops and gets out of the way. Chuck Norris doesn't fly to other planets, the planets all come to him when he call them Before they said, "May the Force be with you," they use to say "May the Norris be with you." They had to change it because too many Jedi's brains melted after saying the sentence. Jedi and Sitlh stop fighting when Chuck Norris enter the room because their light sabers all call limp. The Death Star weapon was inspired by Chuck Norris' round-house kick, but the Empire could not make one powerful enough to blow up Gas Giants... like Chuck did in 2010: A Space Oddysey. ^ This, You win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RepublicGurl Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 OK we all know Chuck Norris is a huge phoney. If he is so great he would come to my house and smash my head on thedssdoihwest34w09409 sdxc0-9 88usdedcx 0v9u sdeo490-it4wds0jdsd9vj Hahahaha. Guess you learned your lesson, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darthsnowdon Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 he already is, kyle katarn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machtkatze Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 His companions would never dare to pop their messages when he has other windows open. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BH_Bandos Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Chuck Norris isn't a Jedi. He has created a class (actually, a side) all his own. A slash of his lightsaber could kill you right before it hits you. Chuck Norris found it to be too slow, so he reverted back to his usual style. His first roundhouse kick was so powerful it created an energy field known today as The Force. He can choose a planet to be his companion. Calling him a level 51 would be the understatement of the century. He isn't a Bounty Hunter. The "Hunter" part implies failure; he is the Bounty Killer. One hair from his beard can power your lightsaber ... a few thousand times over. ...I think I may have stolen a few of these. :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandonSM Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Chuck Norris= Overrated Bruce Lee on the other hand, pwnage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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