Anysao Posted March 4, 2012 Author Share Posted March 4, 2012 This isn't a line- but it made me laugh SO hard when I found this out; remember the republic droid C2N2? Well... There's a little joke about him- C2N2 is the the code for the molecular combo cyanonogen- a poisonous, invisible aroma with a pungent Oder. So when he says he put alderaanian nector in the vents... Should we be worried? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Can't believe nobody brought this one up! World quest giver on Dromund Kaas: "That Grathan's a real mad scientist type. Likes weapons, Cyborgs, Droids, Ergonomic Chairs!" I was laughing so hard I fell out of my chair. your ergonomic chair? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FRA_Emmerson Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 "Tell the Emperor I said Hello" "I'm sure he'd love to hear that..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 I laugh, everytime I flirt with Quinn he gets all shy and nervous ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uniz Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Khem : why do you sith bury your dead when all you do is dig them up later? ( he does have a point ) Guss : FEAR ME, I AM A JEDI right afterwards Guss : Wheeee Guss : (paraphrase) no you are not gunna use me as bait. Mako : I'm not just another pretty face, Buster. after i accidently clicked on Corso Corso : I dont know captain you're in charge the smuggler and bounty hunter have alot of funny responses too many to remember Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatwarlord Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 (edited) From a smuggler quest on Balmorra: Imperial officer: Freeze or we'll shoot! Smuggler: Will that really work? Seems out of character. Imperial grunt: He's right, don't we usually shoot them anyway? Imperial officer: Shut up! Smuggler is my favorite so far. Edited March 5, 2012 by Goatwarlord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted March 5, 2012 Author Share Posted March 5, 2012 From a smuggler quest on Balmorra: Imperial officer: Freeze or we'll shoot! Smuggler: Will that really work? Seems out of character. Imperial grunt: He's right, don't we usually shoot them anyway? Imperial officer: Shut up! Smuggler is my favorite so far. Hey! I'm an imp! We don't ALWAYS shoot! We have a heart, you know. We just don't use it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiffyEQ Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Kaliyo: "Don't look at me-I don't know what we're doing. I just shoot things." that made me lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elyssandra Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Kaliyo to female IA "You take the smart boys...I take the rich ones, it's all good." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onager Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 'Is your first name Lieutenant? You don't seem to have any leadership skills whatsoever.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kharnis Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Tatooine Bonus Quest: "I'll think of you every time I take a shower. You know what I mean." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Efir Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Nemro the hutt: "An honest bounty hunter? Whats next; a funny jedi?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted March 5, 2012 Author Share Posted March 5, 2012 Nemro the hutt: "An honest bounty hunter? Whats next; a funny jedi?" Well, Jedi KNIGHTS have a sense of humor. Consulors are buzzkills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daxovaan Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Guss Tuno "Sorry captain i got nothing. Unless you want to hear about the time i juggled lightsabers in my underwear again." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elladan Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 "I don't care how exotic they look. Their breath always smells like mynock dung - it's some spice in their blasted food." Bas-Ton on the Voss natives. I did have to think of this line when I ended up marrying his daughter... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerowars Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 I don't recall what quest but in the smuggler's lines: "I want my kids to be born with a blaster in one hand and credits in the other." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XGSTAR Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 "You make a Rodian look kissable" Sith Inquisitor to someone very very ugly in her true form... !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zhauric Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Doing Smuggler last night and on a side quest... Skavak to his 'girlfriend' who had just trapped me in her ship and was hiding behind a laser bolt protection shield. Skavak: And what are you using to run that shield? Girlfriend: A personal generator Skavak: You do know those only last like seven minutes, right? *Shield suddenly begins to vanish* Girlfriend: Uh oh. What am I going to do? Skavak: I don't know? Die? (To the smuggler) Kill you later Captain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nrevox Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 From a random quest on Nar Shaddaa : "I love assasinating assassins. They always look so surprised." omg ... hilarious!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted March 5, 2012 Author Share Posted March 5, 2012 Doing Smuggler last night and on a side quest... Skavak to his 'girlfriend' who had just trapped me in her ship and was hiding behind a laser bolt protection shield. Skavak: And what are you using to run that shield? Girlfriend: A personal generator Skavak: You do know those only last like seven minutes, right? *Shield suddenly begins to vanish* Girlfriend: Uh oh. What am I going to do? Skavak: I don't know? Die? (To the smuggler) Kill you later Captain. True love! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arlanon Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Sith Warrior: So you're an elitist snob? Overseer Tremel: You say that like it's a bad thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soultranna Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Found another. Actually... it's the entire conversation. SMUGGLER - ord mantell You're dispatched to pick up a batch of chemicals from a local scientist. This scientist turns out to not quite be firing on all thrusters. "Don't stand there! That spot is reserved for my gundark friends. You clearly are not a gundark, your ears are too small." It gets better from there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkanjil Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 Trooper line from multiple planets.....so bad***!! Trooper: "If you stab me in the back, I'll shoot you in the face..." LOVE IT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kokosak Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 I told you - they didn't abandon us. They are just mostly dead. *Tries to smile* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vorgrumm Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 Smuggler line from Kaon Under Siege: "Well, your brilliant plan of getting your entire squad killed seems to be working just fine." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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