Sorrowsongg Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 (edited) Hi, There has long been a rumor that Blizzard had a mule inside Bioware with the only intention of wanting SWTOR to fail miserably. The idea is rumored to be that putting hidden subtle messages in mathematical format to the SWTOR players will secretly influence their mode and make them dislike the game and unsub. After some extensive analysis I have uncovered the shocking truth - these messages do exist everywhere! Here are some proofs of this that everyone should be able to recognize... First of all SWTOR officially announced that it would be starting its early access on 2011-12-16. Add up these numbers like 20+11+12+16 and you get 59. If you multiply that number by 2 (swtor have 2x .exe files) you get 118. Now if we give every letter in the alphabet a number like A=1 B=2 etc you will soon see the obvious below... P----L---A---Y---T----I---T--A--N 16+12+1+25+20+9+20+1+14 = 118 Another example: Patch 1.1.a launched 2012-01-28. Add these dates up and we get the number 20+12+1+28 =61. Again assign numbers to letters and we get.. E---P--I--C--F--A--I---L 5+16+9+3+6+1+9+12=61 More examples: There are 16 classes in the game (including mirror classes). Multiply that with the number of talent trees every class has access to (three) and you get 16 x 3 =48. Now multiply the number of warzones (three) with the number of tiers of PvP gear (three) with the highest amount of goals you can score in Hutball and still lose the game (five) and you get the number 3 x 3 x 5 =45. Now add the first number (48) with the second number (45) and you get 48+45 = 93. Now again use the numbered letters.. L-----O---L----P---V---P 12+15+12+16+22+16 = 93 More examples: Add the max level number (50) with the number of PvE tiers of gear (three) and you get the number 50+3 = 53. Multiply that number with the number of turrets in the Alderan warzone (three) and you get the number of 53 x 3 = 159. On top of this add the number of social tiers (ten) and you get the number of 159+10 = 169. Once again add the letters up by numbers and it all comes clear.. B---L---I--Z---Z----A---R--D--O---W---N---S 2+12+9+26+26+1+18+4+15+23+14+19 = 169!! A last example.. Take the number of maximum skill points (40) and multiply it with the number of talent trees (three) and you get the number 40 x 3 = 120. Now subtract the max number of companions you can send on crew skills (five) and you get the number 120-5 = 115. Now use the same letter formula and voila... P----L---A---Y---W---O--W 16+12+1+25+23+15+23 = 115!! The above is just some examples of the extensive amount of hidden messages in this game.. The above is not a product of pure chance. I have calculated the above scenario to only happen due to RNG once per 10^200! Personally I believe I should be awarded with atleast a 1Y free sub for cracking all those nasty secret codes and exposing them to the comunity Cheers //Kamasuthra Edited February 9, 2012 by Sorrowsongg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordRelyks Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 You just made my day. /love Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racsofp Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 23-20-6 That was actually pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urko Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 OP needs to get out more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexster Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 If nothing else, I laughed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katharis Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 I am believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akiwi Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 I actually had to put a tinfoil hat on my cat which is asleep on my desk aswell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benfynyn Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Many Bothans died to bring us this information... Who wants cake?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Englisheart Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 I knew it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knewt Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Many thanks OP. This made my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sorrowsongg Posted February 9, 2012 Author Share Posted February 9, 2012 Many Bothans died to bring us this information... Who wants cake?! I can take the cake knowing that the Bothans didnt die invane! Cheers //Kamasuthra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtybomb Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 I lol'd. Anyone else reminded of Cartman's "Kyle caused 9/11" speech? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freddiez Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Very nice... don't forget to keep watching the skies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rawfox Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 RE# F--I--X--------U---I 5+9+24 + 21+9 = 68 2012:10:26 ... too late Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youthgw Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 I wouldn't be surprized if that was 100% true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elkard Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 My braing just melted in a torrent of exploding butter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turikan Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 This is just silly im going to go play WoW. Wait, I didn't mean that. I mean I'm going to go unsub and play WoW. AAAAAAH OP what have you done to me? Want to play WoW later? AAAh there it is again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sadasius Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Me: "Must install WoW again....resub.....Must fight it...." SWTOR: "RESUB, RESUB, RESUB" WoW: "We have Panda's!" Me: "Spell was broken....but how?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sorrowsongg Posted February 9, 2012 Author Share Posted February 9, 2012 This is just silly im going to go play WoW. Wait, I didn't mean that. I mean I'm going to go unsub and play WoW. AAAAAAH OP what have you done to me? Want to play WoW later? AAAh there it is again! Its not me you are constantly spammed with subtle messages in game all targeted to you lower brain waves with only one goal.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cipher_nemo Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 (edited) I was half expecting to also see number theories on Diablo 3 and Titan's launch date within TOR's executable, planted by a Blizzard spy. Many Bothans died to bring us this information... +1 Edited February 9, 2012 by cipher_nemo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selaik Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Very funny op , I like ! Is it true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanzoV Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Good times, fun memories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ferroz Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 There has long been a rumor that Blizzard had a mule*mole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeacefulViolence Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Screw you blizzard i am never playing any of your games again in fact i am suing you right now!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayrasSWOTR Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 It's a trap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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