theUndead Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 I have a couple This one has probably been said before. " I am a lord of the Sith and I will have both of you and you will accept it" Sith Warrior "Murder and mayhem await" Sith Inquisator "Time to settle up" Bounty Hunter (Note I think this one is wrong though) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infernixx Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 Been leveling a BH and just hit Alderaan late last night. One of the first quests has you going to some high-and-mighty Noble to get some code or some such. Well, you get there and he's a complete pompous ***. Demands that you take these notes and run around Alderaan, delivering them for you before he'll give you what you want. Typical MMO fare. Do this and then you'll get what you want. Not this time. One of the options was 'hit him', so I did. And he aggroed and I killed his guards and talked to him again. He raged and one of the options was 'hit him again!', so I did. He coughed up the code without an issue. Later, the guy who sent me to get the code said that he'd received a complaint from the Noble about it and my BH says "Well, I might have negotiated with his face a 'little'." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LrdRahvin Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 (edited) “Our game is awesome. People love it and want to play it.” “The subscription requirement was driving away huge numbers of people who do not want to commit to paying monthly.” These are my favorite quotes from TOR They are both from Jeff Hickman (in the same state of the game post after he took over once the Docs were pushed out/ran away in shame) and ftp was revealed. He never seemed to understand that the most likely (by far) reason that people were being "driven away" was because they did NOT think"our game is awesome" and did NOT "love it and want to play it". Now, mind you, I LOVED this game at that time and in some small ways still do, but the sheer arrogance that making those two statements in close proximity to each other requires is symptomatic of the way EAWare seem to handle everything. Those are my two favorite quotes form TOR Edited February 28, 2013 by LrdRahvin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robopup Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 From the imperial agent story "Just because she is a Jedi doesn't mean you can't catch something. You know that." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizar_Naki Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 Heard a lot of god lines throughout the game, but my current favorite? "If that thing eats us, you're fired." -Orgus Din Delivered so deadpan, I was laughing all the way through the ensuing fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptianFordo Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 "Have you seen what the Sith are wearing? It's almost as if every fashion designer in the galaxy went to the dark side..." You see? BIOWARE KNOWS! They know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyfy Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 Another one that gets a good laugh out of me every time I run it. Early on into the Inquisitor story on Korriban you go in to interrogate someone and as you start getting warmed up if you click the right option you get: Sing for me. Make it something cheery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theborch Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 This is my new favorite thread. I'd like to thank everyone who has posted in here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sithlord_Dooku Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 my favorite lines are everthing with the words "soon" and "awesome" in it, ..... so funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuevvenXiltyn Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 Let's see... Guy on Nar Shadaa, think he's Evocii. When you accept his quest to find out what happened to some visiting fleet officers,and you are playing a Jedi: "May the Force be With You. Heh, I always wanted to say that." SI: "What is it you do again, Khem?" Khem: "I eat force users and spit out the bones." After breaking into a data center on Nar Shadaa with your BH. Chief security officer for the company has told you want to know, and asks if you are going to kill him. After whacking at least fifteen dudes to get to him (both times I played the quest, I had to finish the bonus before the goal would show up): BH: "No, who do you think I am, some manaic?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RikHar Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 (edited) Mine is, "BioWare is going bankrupt!" Oh, not yet? Edited March 1, 2013 by RikHar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akanov Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 "A BLIND DEAF COMATOSE LOBOTOMY PATIENT COULD FEEL MY ANGER!!!!!" Darth Baras Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khayleth Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 "There's no need for bloodshed." Sith warrior's response: "I feel an overwhelming need for bloodshed!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuevvenXiltyn Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 Bareesh: "Violence needs no translation, but often causes deafness." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptRavenous Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 (edited) Voss Mission-giver on Voss, Sith Warrior storyline mission, telling me how I need to seek out a Shaman in a cave, who has a bone amulet I need. He explains where to go, tells me a bit about the Shaman, and his last sentence is, word-for-word.............. "You need him to give you the bone." Suddenly, I wasn't sure I wanted to see this Shaman, nor receive what he had to "give me". Them lonely hermits, ya never knowz! Edited March 1, 2013 by CaptRavenous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SithKoriandr Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 SI after being asked if she knew who killed a Sith Lord. PC: Me. NPCs: Yeah right *laughs* Who ever it was must be good. PC: It was me! ME ME ME! (bit of paraphrasing there) SI when confronted by 3 NPCs saying bombs will explode if you dont give them what they want or kill them. SI: You have untill the count of three. NPC: You wouldn't. You'd die too! SI: One. *ZAP! Kills one* NPC: Wait we can make a deal! SI: Two. *ZAP! Kills another* NPC: You're crazy! Just take it! SI: Three. To late. *ZAP! Kills the last* (again a bit of paraphrasing) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bdachel Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 Just paraphrasing Risha on Balmorra- "Battlefields, minefields, why don't you ever take me somewhere nice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BattleDress Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 No idea if it was mentioned: My darkside shadow tank doing Essless "Wow, there's useless, then there's you people" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VainEldritch Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 "Give her enough juice and she'll show you the back door to her mother's house." - Jailer Knash explains the potential benefits of Vette's shock collar. No matter how much I use the collar, Vette never gives me any "back door action"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroOutcome Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 Doc: "I'm in the prime of my life and I'm spending it with people who enjoy running around on exploding planets." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozdogg Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 "Like the Maker said, 'It's better to burn out than to rust away'. " -Droids response to it's Master's comment about how all of the droid's leaking hydraulic fluid is going to catch on fire and burn their warehouse down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whifi Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 Paraphrasing here but I liked using logic on the droid in Belsavis on my Consular 'If I think I am a Jedi and I act like a Jedi is that not the same thing thus making me a Jedi?' to which the droid says his memory buffers have overloaded and he begins a reboot or something to that extent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalfear Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 Favorite SW:TOR quote? "Makeb will be a huge FREE content update for subscribers" oh wait, that not thew quote your looking for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDCHobson Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 sith mara " I crush bones and souls, not crates and Barrels" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyneris Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 I don't remember the exact quote, but it went something like this: "The Jedi Order has been the guardian of peace in the galaxy for thousands of years, but there can't be any peace without justice. Your Empire conquers and enslaves everyone in their path and we wont allow that to continue! ." - The Jedi Consular in Taral V. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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