drbeat Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Hi. I am a Bounty Hunter. I am part of the Imperial faction. I am not a force sensitive, and I am not a Sith. I don't even like Sith. I like blasters and money. Sith have creepy British chimo accents and junkie veins. Sure, all that pokey stuff sticking out of their heads may be good for destroying their pillows, but I'll happily destroy any of them in Huttball in less than 12 parsecs. From now on out, please refer to our factions as Republic and Imperial, not Republic and Sith, or I will rain death down on your noob *** from above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baneberry Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 You can try and spin it any way you like, but in the end, you are a servant of the Sith empire...... Deal with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chiricahua Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Sith are prima donnas. I hate them too. That's why my 4 Imperial characters are 100% lightside. And those creepy English accents have got to go. Reminds me of someone who works for....nevermind, I won't go there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CelesWylder Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 I think the word "noob" ruined your otherwise cool post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MajesticBeast Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Hi. I am a Bounty Hunter. I am part of the Imperial faction. I am not a force sensitive, and I am not a Sith. I don't even like Sith. I like blasters and money. Sith have creepy British chimo accents and junkie veins. Sure, all that pokey stuff sticking out of their heads may be good for destroying their pillows, but I'll happily destroy any of them in Huttball in less than 12 parsecs. From now on out, please refer to our factions as Republic and Imperial, not Republic and Sith, or I will rain death down on your noob *** from above. You are a servant to the sith so get in line or be force choked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stealthy_Monkey Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 (edited) Parsec is a measure of distance, not time.... You'd have known that if you were an educated sith rather than a filthy rimward commoner Edited January 7, 2012 by Stealthy_Monkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caibre Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 (edited) When the factions aren't imbalanced 4:1 in your favor, I'll call you Imps. Until then, I'll call you whatever I feel. Edited January 7, 2012 by Caibre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drbeat Posted January 7, 2012 Author Share Posted January 7, 2012 You are a servant to the sith so get in line or be force choked. Psssh ... never. I'll just take your Sith money and say I did the job when I really just gave you fake plans or a spleen from a Bantha instead of from the kitten you wanted me to kill. Darth Chooch will be all like ... thank you for your service here are your credits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aisar Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Hi. I am a Bounty Hunter. I am part of the Imperial faction. I am not a force sensitive, and I am not a Sith. I don't even like Sith. I like blasters and money. Sith have creepy British chimo accents and junkie veins. Sure, all that pokey stuff sticking out of their heads may be good for destroying their pillows, but I'll happily destroy any of them in Huttball in less than 12 parsecs. From now on out, please refer to our factions as Republic and Imperial, not Republic and Sith, or I will rain death down on your noob *** from above. Did you not know Imperial and Sith are the same word only spelled different and with a varying number of letters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draccman Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 RP elsewhere weirdo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chiricahua Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Psssh ... never. I'll just take your Sith money and say I did the job when I really just gave you fake plans or a spleen from a Bantha instead of from the kitten you wanted me to kill. Darth Chooch will be all like ... thank you for your service here are your credits. Yeah, my bounty hunter gives them the head off an old corpse all the time. Sith are really stupid. I just take their money. Have you noticed you can insult the Lord Sith to their face and they don't try to kill you? I want to level to 50 and come back with a gang of bounty hunters and level the Sith Academy. Sell the dark council into slavery on Tatooine or Hutta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ifoughtthelaw Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Sith Empire /thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoL-K-Noob Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Who is your emperor? A SITH GG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drbeat Posted January 7, 2012 Author Share Posted January 7, 2012 Who is your emperor? A SITH GG Last I checked, no one has even seen him/her/it. I'm pretty sure it's a malfunctioning protocol droid that just likes to spew credits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McButter Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Mcbutter says "eat moar nuggets, sith". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoL-K-Noob Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Last I checked, no one has even seen him/her/it. I'm pretty sure it's a malfunctioning protocol droid that just likes to spew credits. You better talk to his pet Malgus, the person you are forced to obey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenthran Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 RP elsewhere weirdo Take your unneeded comment elsewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ihateyouall Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 it's the sith empire, so we will be referred too as the sith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baneberry Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 You better talk to his pet Malgus, the person you are forced to obey. Not for long!! Shifty Eyes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerandar Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 you work for the SITH Empire. key word is SITH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drbeat Posted January 7, 2012 Author Share Posted January 7, 2012 you work for the SITH Empire. key word is SITH Nah, I work for the Galactic Empire. We just allow the spooky religious types to call it the Sith empire to keep them from getting all "shocky." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTyranid Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 You work for the Empire. You aren't part of it. You're a piece of mercenary scum with no loyalty except to the highest bidder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Leon Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 (edited) We bounty hunters will work for whoever has the creds. Sith or Republic. If someone wants to pay me to NOT fight the republic and has the creds to back it up, I'm all ears. SWTOR needs a mercenary system for Illum : ( Edited January 7, 2012 by -Leon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ihateyouall Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Nah, I work for the Galactic Empire. We just allow the spooky religious types to call it the Sith empire to keep them from getting all "shocky." it's called the sith empire. Petition Bioware if it makes you so mad. You work for the sith bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissTrips Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 You work for the Empire. You aren't part of it. You're a piece of mercenary scum with no loyalty except to the highest bidder. Hey! I'm not just mercenary scum! I'm friggen Alderaanian baroness and I demand you stay 10 paces away from my noble personage at all times! Now pardon me, I have to pry my husband out of another woman's bedroom again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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