Veneric Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 I am playing a Jedi Guardian and now I cannot even get past level 30, aside the gimpedness nature of my class, the class story also SUCKS major rocks! I am supposed to believe that the Republic created a super ultra dangerous laser that can "assassinate" anyone on a planet granted they have to mark a target within 20 meters first? That's just *********** retarded, stupid, shallow and UNINTERESTING. Doomsday weapons are so 20th century, it has nothing to do with my being a Jedi Knight except makes the Jedi lore a JOKE in being the guardians of the galaxy. Hey, look, we're protecting you by destroying superweapons we created to protect the galaxy, lulz! Yeah, we created the shock drum that destroys planets lulz, but ****, the Sith got control of it and our super mega powerful Jedi Master was pwned by a Sith apprentice! LULULULULUL, we blows but thank Lucas for Veneric the Great who eclipsed all of the Jedi Council in strength and beat a Sith apprentice of Teen Angralst, lululul. Bioware, your writing BLOWS, the WORST ever in all BIOWARE *********** GAMES! I have NO hopes for Mass Effect 3 being as good as the two previous games if they are coming up with this garbage in their $100+ million dollars game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokdron Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 Come to the dark side and make a sith warrior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sykologist Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 Someone didn't get apple juice this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epixxxx Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 Leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
titanmike Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 Opinions. Cool blog post bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karcyon Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 Yeah, the Bounty Hunter story up to Act 2 is pretty lame too. Hope it gets better... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bawheidbob Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 almost as believable as a giant planet killing space station disguised as a moon. Pfft would never happen in real life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archereon Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 (edited) Where have you been OP, random out of context superweapons are a staple of star wars. To list a few... Death Star, Sun Crusher, Eye of Palpatine, that Space Station that blew up stars from across the galaxy, the other Death Star, that thing that collapsed planets into black holes, that other thing that blew up stars, the starforge, yet another thing that thinks its so hardcore by upstaging the death star by blowing up stars. Edited January 4, 2012 by Archereon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pheroras Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 it is neither tolkein nor shakespeare that we are subjected to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myslead Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 Dr. Evil did it and demanded ONE MILLION DOLLARS oh wait Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barathos Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 Where have you been OP, random out of context superweapons are a staple of star wars. To list a few... Death Star, Sun Crusher, Eye of Palpatine, that Space Station that blew up stars from across the galaxy, the other Death Star, that thing that collapsed planets into black holes, that other thing that blew up stars, the starforge, yet another thing that thinks its so hardcore by upstaging the death star by blowing up stars. This... Read the books, there are quite a few Planet destroying weapons out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanilleawre Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 Jedi Sage's story is pretty bad ***. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notebene Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 I know we're supposed to not post things that aren't constructive or helpful, but I'm not really sure I could say anything useful or helpful to make you feel better about trying the game. Having said that, I can't help but think that maybe just a 'tiny' part of you really wanted to just create a post this morning so you could say 'lulz'? Side note: Is 'sucks rocks' fashionable again, or are you just as old as me? I haven't heard that one in a long time. Well hopefully you find something you like in the game. If you don't, and you are a 'Pro-50' player that was only going to play the free 30 anyways and just wanted to slap some hate on the boards on the way out, I guess 'well done'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Aarioch- Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 (edited) I am playing a Jedi Guardian and now I cannot even get past level 30, aside the gimpedness nature of my class, the class story also SUCKS major rocks! I am supposed to believe that the Republic created a super ultra dangerous laser that can "assassinate" anyone on a planet granted they have to mark a target within 20 meters first? That's just *********** retarded, stupid, shallow and UNINTERESTING. Doomsday weapons are so 20th century, it has nothing to do with my being a Jedi Knight except makes the Jedi lore a JOKE in being the guardians of the galaxy. Hey, look, we're protecting you by destroying superweapons we created to protect the galaxy, lulz! Yeah, we created the shock drum that destroys planets lulz, but ****, the Sith got control of it and our super mega powerful Jedi Master was pwned by a Sith apprentice! LULULULULUL, we blows but thank Lucas for Veneric the Great who eclipsed all of the Jedi Council in strength and beat a Sith apprentice of Teen Angralst, lululul. Bioware, your writing BLOWS, the WORST ever in all BIOWARE *********** GAMES! I have NO hopes for Mass Effect 3 being as good as the two previous games if they are coming up with this garbage in their $100+ million dollars game! Really?!? So tell us how you really feel.... 'cause you know... we care. Edited January 4, 2012 by -Aarioch- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floored Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 This just in!: Opinion has became fact! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krabcakes Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 There are many things about this game that you can legitimately cry about. The story is not one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keijim Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 I am playing a Jedi Guardian and now I cannot even get past level 30, aside the gimpedness nature of my class, the class story also SUCKS major rocks! I am supposed to believe that the Republic created a super ultra dangerous laser that can "assassinate" anyone on a planet granted they have to mark a target within 20 meters first? That's just *********** retarded, stupid, shallow and UNINTERESTING. Doomsday weapons are so 20th century, it has nothing to do with my being a Jedi Knight except makes the Jedi lore a JOKE in being the guardians of the galaxy. Hey, look, we're protecting you by destroying superweapons we created to protect the galaxy, lulz! Yeah, we created the shock drum that destroys planets lulz, but ****, the Sith got control of it and our super mega powerful Jedi Master was pwned by a Sith apprentice! LULULULULUL, we blows but thank Lucas for Veneric the Great who eclipsed all of the Jedi Council in strength and beat a Sith apprentice of Teen Angralst, lululul. Bioware, your writing BLOWS, the WORST ever in all BIOWARE *********** GAMES! I have NO hopes for Mass Effect 3 being as good as the two previous games if they are coming up with this garbage in their $100+ million dollars game! Jedi should be neutral so here is a story quest for you, till lvl 50 sit in your enclave, that is what BW should implement a story for jedi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayderyu Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 Story so far is awesome for my Dark Jedi Sentinel.. cliche, but it's been a blast. Are you playing Light or Dark? NM I probably won't follow up anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekrath Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omgbambi Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 Trooper story up to act 3 is pretty sweet. Everything from lvl 40-50 is a poorly written Tom Clancy book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mokilok Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 (edited) I went horse back riding today, and my horse took a crap and I was like what the eff lulz. Anyone else have this problem? Edited January 4, 2012 by Mokilok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apantoliani Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 Come to the dark side and make a sith warrior. This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_Rezo Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 Yeah, the Bounty Hunter story up to Act 2 is pretty lame too. Hope it gets better... I can assure you, Bounty Hunter story is the most EPIC of the Dark side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GellonSW Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 Really?!? So tell us how you really feel.... 'cause you know... we care. You obviously cared enough to post. And the plot for the Jedi Knight is kind of silly at George Lucas level but I'm not surprised. Bioware's writing has been extremely shoddy the last few releases. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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