jedidar Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Tell us. ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faardor Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Id make it so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jedidar Posted October 26, 2015 Author Share Posted October 26, 2015 Id make it so Which Enterprise would you want to be captain of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImmortalLowlife Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 (edited) Well.... I'd do a number of things....like.... Explore new worlds Seek out new life and new civilizations And boldly get busy with every sexy alien female I meet. Basically....I'd be Kirk lol Edited October 26, 2015 by ImmortalLowlife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jedidar Posted October 26, 2015 Author Share Posted October 26, 2015 Well.... I'd do a number of things....like.... Explore new worlds Seek out new life and new civilizations And boldly get busy with every sexy alien female I meet. Basically....I'd be Kirk lol But what if all those female aliens follow you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joesixxpack Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Glue it to the aft end of the old USS Enterprise and rule both space and high seas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JattaGin Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 I would command the ship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XiamaraSimi Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Make sure Spock was stuck out in remote space with me for at least 7 years (Nimoy Spock not blechy Quinto Spock) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SithKoriandr Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Find a worm hole and get ahold of the SDF-1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vilchisss Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Tell us. ;D I'd gather all the holocrons in the galaxy to become Force Sensitive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subhntr Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Be annoyed that the Pentagon thought the F-35 was a good purchase. Oh wait, you're talking about the Trek Enterprise... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simbr Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 (edited) I would say: FIRE! Edited October 27, 2015 by Simbr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghenghis-Khan Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 warp nine into the romulan home world. Try to start an intergalactic war. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImmortalLowlife Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 (edited) But what if all those female aliens follow you? Then it'll be time to throw a Edited October 28, 2015 by ImmortalLowlife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WSRB Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Then it'll be time to throw a Giggity giggity giggity goo!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CprlKlinger Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 I would apparently be in a completely different show/game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tbnista Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Explode the Earth, we need a /reset Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndursinger Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 find the captains log..........................and flush it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jarvus Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 If I were the captain of the Enterprise I would set up a safety drill in which everyone was locked down in various cargo holds and landing bays, simulating a boarding party invasion, would be my cover story to get everyone to participate. Then, using my command codes, I would space every non-human from the ship into the vacuum of space. Then I would then seek to form an alliance with various revolutionary sects on non-human worlds, Romulus, Kronos, Species 8472 perhaps. I would then seek to purge The Federation of its non-human influence through a combination of diplomacy, bribery, extortion and terrorist acts. You asked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jedidar Posted November 2, 2015 Author Share Posted November 2, 2015 If I were the captain of the Enterprise I would set up a safety drill in which everyone was locked down in various cargo holds and landing bays, simulating a boarding party invasion, would be my cover story to get everyone to participate. Then, using my command codes, I would space every non-human from the ship into the vacuum of space. Then I would then seek to form an alliance with various revolutionary sects on non-human worlds, Romulus, Kronos, Species 8472 perhaps. I would then seek to purge The Federation of its non-human influence through a combination of diplomacy, bribery, extortion and terrorist acts. You asked. You put a lot of thought in this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jarvus Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 You put a lot of thought in this. Yep. I was thinking along the lines of a race realist version of Section 31. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jedidar Posted November 2, 2015 Author Share Posted November 2, 2015 Yep. I was thinking along the lines of a race realist version of Section 31. But if you get rid of all humans and you're a human, isn't that bad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jarvus Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Oh no, sir, I would spacing the non-humans. See, I'd still the Tellurites in one cargo bay, the Andorians in another, the Vulcans in a shuttle bay, all poised to repel invaders as part of a drill. Then I'd space them. Left on the Enterprise would be a 100% human crew. In this particular hypothetical, it would be more species realist than race realist. But the overall principle is the same. As you look around the Star Trek universe, it's really only the humans who pushed the Federation into being a multicultural organization. In contrast, when we look at the Romulan Star Empire, we see what? Romulans. And when cast our view toward the Klingon Empire, what do we see? Klingons. And of course Species 8472 is quite into preservation of their own genetic integrity so I figure all these three groups might be able to offer something to lend strength to my push to make the Earthlings worry about Earth-things, just as I would ask my own people here on Earth in real life to worry about ourselves, not others. While you might say, "Hey, Species 8472 and the Klingons and the Romulans aren't humans and aren't going to be natural allies." I would argue that some among them may well be sympathetic to my political objectives because it mirrors their own cultural beliefs. One of the things that puts such species off of the Federation is it's disorder, it's multiplicity of species. The Federation is like The Borg in this regard. And even if they didn't want to offer aid out of some sense of philosophical kinship, they would surely offer aid anyway since they know I would be undermining the Federation in the present so they'd like that. Only later once it was purged of non-humans would it be able to rise to become a threat to them, and then if we had this philosophical kinship then perhaps we would not be enemies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jedidar Posted November 2, 2015 Author Share Posted November 2, 2015 Oh no, sir, I would spacing the non-humans. See, I'd still the Tellurites in one cargo bay, the Andorians in another, the Vulcans in a shuttle bay, all poised to repel invaders as part of a drill. Then I'd space them. Left on the Enterprise would be a 100% human crew. In this particular hypothetical, it would be more species realist than race realist. But the overall principle is the same. As you look around the Star Trek universe, it's really only the humans who pushed the Federation into being a multicultural organization. In contrast, when we look at the Romulan Star Empire, we see what? Romulans. And when cast our view toward the Klingon Empire, what do we see? Klingons. And of course Species 8472 is quite into preservation of their own genetic integrity so I figure all these three groups might be able to offer something to lend strength to my push to make the Earthlings worry about Earth-things, just as I would ask my own people here on Earth in real life to worry about ourselves, not others. While you might say, "Hey, Species 8472 and the Klingons and the Romulans aren't humans and aren't going to be natural allies." I would argue that some among them may well be sympathetic to my political objectives because it mirrors their own cultural beliefs. One of the things that puts such species off of the Federation is it's disorder, it's multiplicity of species. The Federation is like The Borg in this regard. And even if they didn't want to offer aid out of some sense of philosophical kinship, they would surely offer aid anyway since they know I would be undermining the Federation in the present so they'd like that. Only later once it was purged of non-humans would it be able to rise to become a threat to them, and then if we had this philosophical kinship then perhaps we would not be enemies. Wow what about Worf? or an android? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jarvus Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Worf? Non-human. Airlock. Problem solved. I have nothing against droids. Droids are tools. All cultures use tools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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