BacaWicket Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 granted but you were wearing heavy armor so you failed your spellcasting and erased 11/9. i wish i could be immortal, invulnerable and that i couldn't be harmed in any way possible, either magical, divine or material, not even the Force or feelings can harm me. (also, i don't care if people i know dies, i'm going to live FOREVEEEEER!) granted when the universe dies you begin to regret wishing that i wish ahsoka was my girlfriend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aramyth Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 granted when the universe dies you begin to regret wishing that i wish ahsoka was my girlfriend Granted, but she's actually a man. I wish for a turkey sandwich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turjake Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 Granted, but she's actually a man. I wish for a turkey sandwich. Granted, now you just need to figure out how to pacify the angry full sized furious turkey between 2 pieces of large bread. I wish I could fly to other planets with a personal spacecraft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_biddan_ Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 Granted, now you just need to figure out how to pacify the angry full sized furious turkey between 2 pieces of large bread. I wish I could fly to other planets with a personal spacecraft. granted, but you forgot the oxigen i wish that star wars 7 will be as good as a star wars movie should be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omisri Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 granted, but you forgot the oxigen i wish that star wars 7 will be as good as a star wars movie should be. Granted, But episodes 8 and 9 are deemed the worst movies of all time. I wish I had more 3 more wishes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BacaWicket Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 Granted, But episodes 8 and 9 are deemed the worst movies of all time. I wish I had more 3 more wishes wish granted (omisiri is surrounded by 3 witches who cook you up then eat you for dinner) i wish that i could freeze time (good luck corrupting that one guys) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowNessej Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 wish granted (omisiri is surrounded by 3 witches who cook you up then eat you for dinner) i wish that i could freeze time (good luck corrupting that one guys) Granted, you freeze yourself with it and are unable to resume time, forever trapping the world in an endless coma. I wish I could do whatever I want with no side effects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BacaWicket Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Granted, you freeze yourself with it and are unable to resume time, forever trapping the world in an endless coma. I wish my mom would let me smoke marajuana. granted you get all those side affects from it and ur life is ruined Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_biddan_ Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 granted you get all those side affects from it and ur life is ruined granted, but you forgot to express your wish and you died. i wish i could be able to heal anything and anyone from everything, also heal myself the same way ofc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BacaWicket Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 granted, but you forgot to express your wish and you died. i wish i could be able to heal anything and anyone from everything, also heal myself the same way ofc. granted the government dissects you to study ya i wish i could turn invisible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_biddan_ Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 granted the government dissects you to study ya i wish i could turn invisible (they can't dissects me if i continously heal) granted but you turn invisible forever and spend your life alone and forgotten. i wish i could be always clean. (i shower once a day but it's boring sometimes) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turjake Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 (they can't dissects me if i continously heal) granted but you turn invisible forever and spend your life alone and forgotten. i wish i could be always clean. (i shower once a day but it's boring sometimes) Granted but you also lost all those bacteria you need to survive. I wish it was morning already. (its evening here). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astrobearx Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Granted but you also lost all those bacteria you need to survive. I wish it was morning already. (its evening here). granted, but the world forever remain in the morning cycle thus leaving the other half of the world in darkness i wish i was like megaman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BacaWicket Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 granted, but the world forever remain in the morning cycle thus leaving the other half of the world in darkness i wish i was like megaman granted but imperial scientists capture you and build an army of megamen i wish that the shooting in sandy hook never happened Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZirusZero Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 granted but imperial scientists capture you and build an army of megamen i wish that the shooting in sandy hook never happened Granted, but a time paradox destroys the entire universe. I wish I could ride on a wampa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BacaWicket Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Granted, but a time paradox destroys the entire universe. I wish I could ride on a wampa. granted but the wampa eats you afterwards i wish i could see everyone at the same time (good luck corrupting that one;)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imperialmerc Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 granted but the wampa eats you afterwards i wish i could see everyone at the same time (good luck corrupting that one;)) Granted, but you're all in a trash compacter. I wish I could have a real Tauntaun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BacaWicket Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Granted, but you're all in a trash compacter. I wish I could have a real Tauntaun. (what do you mean im in a trash compactor) granted but the government files a lawsuit for keeping an illegal pet and take it to some secret facility for analysis i wish osama bin laden was never born Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turjake Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 (what do you mean im in a trash compactor) granted but the government files a lawsuit for keeping an illegal pet and take it to some secret facility for analysis i wish osama bin laden was never born Anyway wish is granted. Unfortunately it creates a series of paradoxes which collapses the probability field of current universe and because of a lesser known side effect of the quantum-nature of the universe, the universe implodes. You will need to wait for the Big Bang-2 to try again. I wish all the cars were black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlienEyeTX Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Anyway wish is granted. Unfortunately it creates a series of paradoxes which collapses the probability field of current universe and because of a lesser known side effect of the quantum-nature of the universe, the universe implodes. You will need to wait for the Big Bang-2 to try again. I wish all the cars were black. Granted, but they are all a Smart For-Two. I wish cats could talk like people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Never_Hesitate Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 I wish cats could talk like people. granted but they start advancing past humanity and enslave all humans I wish I could contol the weather on earth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlienEyeTX Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 granted but they start advancing past humanity and enslave all humans I wish I could contol the weather on earth Granted, but it takes all of your time and energy to keep up with it. You cease to truly "live." I wish I had a complete understanding of the universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordRichardEW Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 Granted, but the understanding you gain put you in a vegetable like state for the rest of your life where machines let you breath and feed you. I wish to have a happy and healthy long life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turjake Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 (edited) Granted, but the understanding you gain put you in a vegetable like state for the rest of your life where machines let you breath and feed you. I wish to have a happy and healthy long life. Granted, you will be a turtle living a happy and healthy long life in a zoo. I wish the next actor (actress) playing James Bond would be woman Edited August 9, 2013 by turjake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordRichardEW Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 Granted, you will be a turtle living a happy and healthy long life in a zoo. I wish the next actor (actress) playing James Bond would be woman *heh maybe a zoo but I'm happy XD.* Granted, The next 007 will be Rosie O'donnell. I wish to for the zoo to be a nice swanky one where my long happy live will be even better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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