Trooperclay Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Granted, but the force hates you so it kicks you out. I wish order 66 never happened . Granted but the seperatists kill all the jedi. I wish Chuck Norris could be my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astrobearx Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 (edited) Granted, but only for 2 milliseconds, then you get revived. I wish people would stop attacking bioware, and enjoy the game. Off Topic :aww only 2 millisecond On Topic granted, but the once were haters are now the cultist fanbois who want to convert everyone to cause BONUS ROUND Granted but the seperatists kill all the jedi. I wish Chuck Norris could be my friend. granted, but you will become that buddie-guy that the bad guys always kill in CN movies i wish could be a sith warrior jugg ewok Edited July 20, 2013 by astrobearx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darhsteel Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Off Topic :aww only 2 millisecond On Topic granted, but the once were haters are now the cultist fanbois who want to convert everyone to cause BONUS ROUND granted, but you will become that buddie-guy that the bad guys always kill in CN movies i wish could be a sith warrior jugg ewok Granted. Your a Jugg Ewok......but your companion HAS to be Jar-Jar Binks. I Wish there was a cantina at outlaws den. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selenial Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Granted. Your a Jugg Ewok......but your companion HAS to be Jar-Jar Binks. I Wish there was a cantina at outlaws den. Granted.... But the cantina has no NPC's and the jukebox has "what's new ***** cat" on repeat. I wish the imperial fleet went boom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZirusZero Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Granted.... But the cantina has no NPC's and the jukebox has "what's new ***** cat" on repeat. I wish the imperial fleet went boom Granted, but everyone is forced to move onto the republic fleet. I wish for super Star Wars to be a legacy unlock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darhsteel Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Granted, but everyone is forced to move onto the republic fleet. I wish for super Star Wars to be a legacy unlock. granted:*poof*you have a SNES game system with super starwars....oooops,ol obama mistook your name for some 9 yr old kid deemed a terr0rist.....a random bomb from a unmanned predator spy plane kills you,all your family,and no comment from the american government....... I wish EA/BIOWARE would give info aboutSSSP!! /bored /supportSSSP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlienEyeTX Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 granted:*poof*you have a SNES game system with super starwars....oooops,ol obama mistook your name for some 9 yr old kid deemed a terr0rist.....a random bomb from a unmanned predator spy plane kills you,all your family,and no comment from the american government....... I wish EA/BIOWARE would give info aboutSSSP!! /bored /supportSSSP Granted, but the info is that it is not coming. I wish I had Wolverine's healing powers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowlergirl Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 Granted. However, the government knows about your healing abilities and has captured you and forces you to constantly give blood. Thus supplying the blood banks for eternity. I wish I had the ability to change my body at will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZirusZero Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 Granted. However, the government knows about your healing abilities and has captured you and forces you to constantly give blood. Thus supplying the blood banks for eternity. I wish I had the ability to change my body at will. Granted, but then you accidentally change into the body of a wanted criminal and get arrested. I wish for a Decepticon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthRasiro Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Granted, but then you accidentally change into the body of a wanted criminal and get arrested. I wish for a Decepticon. Granted... but it's a cheap plastic 12" Decepticon. I wish that the next guy can't make a wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guardian_Scott Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Granted... but it's a cheap plastic 12" Decepticon. I wish that the next guy can't make a wish. Granted... he makes TWO wishes. I wish that I had a better paying jerb... I wish that I went home at the end of the day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BacaWicket Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Granted... he makes TWO wishes. I wish that I had a better paying jerb... I wish that I went home at the end of the day... granted but you got kiled when you went home i wish i had a star forge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BacaWicket Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 granted but you got kiled when you went home and your job is a Bounty hunter and you die i wish i had a star forge(my message needs to be longer) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZirusZero Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 (my message needs to be longer) Granted, but Carth Onasi transmits the coordinates and promptly blow it to pieces. I wish to become a pokemon master. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BacaWicket Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 Granted, but Carth Onasi transmits the coordinates and promptly blow it to pieces. I wish to become a pokemon master. wish granted but imperial operatives steal them and weaponize them. i wish that no one can corrupt any of my wishes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guardian_Scott Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 Granted... but you've wasted your wish. I wish the next person would corrupt their own wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BacaWicket Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 Granted... but you've wasted your wish. I wish the next person would corrupt their own wish. wish granted but my corrupted wish also affects you i wish that adolf hitler was never born (without rival dictators like hitler to challenge lenin it turns out to be a more costly version of WW2) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxdarkscopzxx Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 (edited) wish granted but my corrupted wish also affects you i wish that adolf hitler was never born (without rival dictators like hitler to challenge lenin it turns out to be a more costly version of WW2) granted but the technology the nazis created never existed so the Star Wars universe began 40 after i wish everyone was a lightside genius Edited August 2, 2013 by xxdarkscopzxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BacaWicket Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 granted but the technology the nazis created never existed so we would still ride on propeller planes i wish everyone was a lightside genius wish granted DS geniuses never crossed lucas's mind therefore no star wars:( i wish we all spoke the same language Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxdarkscopzxx Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 (edited) wish granted DS geniuses never crossed lucas's mind therefore no star wars:( i wish we all spoke the same language granted but who could make awfull parafrasing ( in another language ) funny? i wish i had an IQ of over 300 Edited August 2, 2013 by xxdarkscopzxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BacaWicket Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 granted but who could make awfull parafrasing ( in another language ) funny? i wish i had an IQ of over 300 great for you well wrong! your brain is soo big that your head explodes:D i wish that i knew everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 great for you well wrong! your brain is soo big that your head explodes:D i wish that i knew everything Granted, but many of the things you know horrify you, driving you insane. I wish I could see the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BacaWicket Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Granted, but many of the things you know horrify you, driving you insane. I wish I could see the future. wish granted you commit suicide after you find out that your girlfriend will be possessed by the emperor 1 year from now on your birthday i wish ahsoka was my girlfriend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BacaWicket Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Granted - one of your lightsabers contains a homing beacon planted by the SIS that allows them to blow you up from orbit. I wish I had an Avalanche Heavy Tank EDIT: Drat response was posted before I posted this:o granted it got blown up i wish 9/11 never happened Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_biddan_ Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 (edited) granted it got blown up i wish 9/11 never happened granted but you were wearing heavy armor so you failed your spellcasting and erased 11/9. i wish i could be immortal, invulnerable and that i couldn't be harmed in any way possible, either magical, divine or material, not even the Force or feelings can harm me. (also, i don't care if people i know dies, i'm going to live FOREVEEEEER!) Edited August 3, 2013 by _biddan_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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